# Make up a rumour about the above user
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615
**Category:** Thread Games
**Created:** [July 22, 2016, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615 "2016-07-22T18:50:26Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 57
### Author:  [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)
#### Post date: [January 23, 2019, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/1122 "2019-01-23T19:45:54Z")
Annie-Xmas will not send out a single Valentine’s Day card this year and hasn’t done so since the second grade.
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### Author:  [@4d3fect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/4d3fect)
#### Post date: [January 24, 2019, 4:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/1123 "2019-01-24T04:40:31Z")
boson has not been seen with higgs for quite some time, but never signed the papers. So they’re still officially, well, you know.
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### Author:  [@Bibliothecarius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bibliothecarius)
#### Post date: [January 26, 2019, 4:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/1124 "2019-01-26T04:24:38Z")
**4d3fect** ’s four defects are:
1. Has four nipples and calls them “udders.”
2. Unable to distinguish the taste of peanut butter from the taste of marmalade.
3. Can’t sing a high C note.
4. Inability to spell “defect.”
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### Author:  [@slightly\_askew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/slightly_askew)
#### Post date: [January 28, 2019, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/1125 "2019-01-28T02:01:07Z")
Bibliothecarius is really just Bibliocurious, but doesn’t want anyone to know.
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### Author:  [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)
#### Post date: [January 28, 2019, 6:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/1126 "2019-01-28T06:47:21Z")
slightly askew is as straight arrow as they come. I salute him.
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### Author:  [@slightly\_askew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/slightly_askew)
#### Post date: [February 18, 2019, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/1127 "2019-02-18T00:35:01Z")
Boson kills threads for a living.
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### Author:  [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)
#### Post date: [February 20, 2019, 6:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/1128 "2019-02-20T06:07:57Z")
Slightly askew doesn’t know when to quit. It’s so annoying.
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### Author:  [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)
#### Post date: [February 20, 2019, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/1129 "2019-02-20T14:51:59Z")
**boson** claims that, when he goes out in the sun, he gets b.o. so bad that he has to stay inside on the computer.
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### Author:  [@Blue\_Blistering\_Barnacle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blue_Blistering_Barnacle)
#### Post date: [February 20, 2019, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/1130 "2019-02-20T15:12:21Z")
**Annie-Xmas** _is_ a computer. Her first gig was doing computer voice work for **Star Trek**. After a successful television and movie career, she really hit it big in video games (for example, voicing GLADOS in the **Portal** series. She is now semi-retired, only doing PA announcements in public buildings and hospitals, currently best known for such classics as “Work is being done on the fire alarm system…”
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### Author:  [@slightly\_askew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/slightly_askew)
#### Post date: [February 21, 2019, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/1131 "2019-02-21T22:00:00Z")
**Blue Blistering Barnacle** was cut from SpongeBob SquarePants even before the pilot aired. Scared the kiddies.
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### Author:  [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)
#### Post date: [February 25, 2019, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/1132 "2019-02-25T18:02:48Z")
\*\*slightly askew \*\* has an extremely soft sneeze, called the “slightly achoo.”
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### Author:  [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)
#### Post date: [February 28, 2019, 6:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/1133 "2019-02-28T06:57:00Z")
Annie-Xmas gives men the benefit of the doubt when they deny making sexist remarks.
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### Author:  [@Blue\_Blistering\_Barnacle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blue_Blistering_Barnacle)
#### Post date: [February 28, 2019, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/1134 "2019-02-28T14:11:53Z")
**boson** hardly ever drinks hard liquor before breakfast.
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### Author:  [@Darkon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darkon)
#### Post date: [March 1, 2019, 6:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/1136 "2019-03-01T06:52:06Z")
In Mexico, Rapt3r found what he thought was an ancient artifact. Rapt3r went around for weeks telling everyone about this earth-shattering Mayan dildo discovery. Finally, someone stopped laughing long enough to point out it was only a petrified banana.
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### Author:  [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)
#### Post date: [March 1, 2019, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/1137 "2019-03-01T14:18:29Z")
Darkon has been know to have a petrified banana (I deny that is a sexist remark)
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### Author:  [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)
#### Post date: [March 8, 2019, 4:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/1138 "2019-03-08T04:11:45Z")
Annie-Xmas is denial about her banana habit.
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### Author:  [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)
#### Post date: [March 9, 2019, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/1139 "2019-03-09T15:41:55Z")
**boson** is a Banana Hobbit.
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### Author:  [@Darkon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darkon)
#### Post date: [March 9, 2019, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/1140 "2019-03-09T16:45:40Z")
Annie-Xmas is in denial about her hobbit habit.
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### Author:  [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)
#### Post date: [March 9, 2019, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/1141 "2019-03-09T19:49:38Z")
**Darkon** promises to leave the light off for you.
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### Author:  [@Darkon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darkon)
#### Post date: [March 10, 2019, 10:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/1142 "2019-03-10T10:00:23Z")
Annie-Xmas is in denial about her nun habit.
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