# Make up a rumour about the above user
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615
**Category:** Thread Games
**Created:** [July 22, 2016, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615 "2016-07-22T18:50:26Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 58
### Author:  [@Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slow_Moving_Vehicle)
#### Post date: [March 10, 2019, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/1143 "2019-03-10T14:40:24Z")
We’re all in denial about Darkon’s habit of cross dressing as a nun, because there are some thoughts just to horrible to entertain.
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### Author:  [@Darkon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darkon)
#### Post date: [March 10, 2019, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/1144 "2019-03-10T14:51:12Z")
Slow Moving Vehicle has caused 64 traffic accidents.
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### Author:  [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)
#### Post date: [March 10, 2019, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/1145 "2019-03-10T15:46:28Z")
**Darkon** ’s wife prefers “snuggling” with the lights off and she swears the next time he comes into the bedroom bellowing, “You got your dark on?” there will be hell to pay.
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### Author:  [@Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slow_Moving_Vehicle)
#### Post date: [March 11, 2019, 1:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/1146 "2019-03-11T13:23:18Z")
**burpo the wonder mutt** patronizes the same Florida spa where Robert Kraft was arrested; but instead of a handy, he slips the masseuse an extra $100.00 for a “really bitchin’ foot rub”.
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### Author:  [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)
#### Post date: [March 11, 2019, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/1147 "2019-03-11T15:35:26Z")
_busted_
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### Author:  [@Darkon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darkon)
#### Post date: [March 14, 2019, 1:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/1148 "2019-03-14T13:16:11Z")
burpo the wonder mutt used to be called barfo the wonder mutt, but after years of treatment his bulimia is finally under control.
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### Author:  [@Blue\_Blistering\_Barnacle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blue_Blistering_Barnacle)
#### Post date: [March 14, 2019, 2:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/1149 "2019-03-14T14:03:03Z")
**Darkon** changed his name in high school from Darkov, after inventing “The Clapper”. It didn’t help. The other kids just switched from calling him “Dork-off” to “Dork-on”.
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### Author:  [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)
#### Post date: [March 19, 2019, 5:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/1150 "2019-03-19T05:13:22Z")
Blue Blistering Barnacle skips down the hall singing “I’m Henry the Eighth, I am” when no one is watching.
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### Author:  [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)
#### Post date: [March 19, 2019, 1:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/1151 "2019-03-19T13:36:19Z")
**boson** originally tried to register on these boards with the name **sonofab**. The mods would not allow it.
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### Author:  [@Blue\_Blistering\_Barnacle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blue_Blistering_Barnacle)
#### Post date: [March 20, 2019, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/1152 "2019-03-20T01:39:33Z")
Annie-Xmas just can’t get into the spirit of St. Patty’s Day.
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### Author:  [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)
#### Post date: [March 23, 2019, 1:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/1153 "2019-03-23T13:45:01Z")
**Beckdawrek** rarely giggles or pees her pants.
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### Author:  [@Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slow_Moving_Vehicle)
#### Post date: [March 25, 2019, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/1154 "2019-03-25T00:16:09Z")
**Annie-Xmas** giggles and pees other people’s pants.
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### Author:  [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)
#### Post date: [March 25, 2019, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/1155 "2019-03-25T02:21:27Z")
I saw Slow Moving Vehicle with pee and giggles coming out the window.
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### Author:  [@Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slow_Moving_Vehicle)
#### Post date: [March 25, 2019, 12:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/1156 "2019-03-25T12:36:33Z")
The unreleased portions of the Mueller report detail the murky connections between Jared Kushner, Vladimir Putin and the powerful Arkansas mob; **Beckdawrek** ’s name comes up frequently, as a mid-level capo and enforcer.
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### Author:  [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)
#### Post date: [March 26, 2019, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/1157 "2019-03-26T16:54:14Z")
Slow Moving Vehicle is a capo and enforcer for the Democratic Party charged with getting everyone in the Trump administration to resign. Yet, he hasn’t had to lift a finger to this day.
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### Author:  [@Blue\_Blistering\_Barnacle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blue_Blistering_Barnacle)
#### Post date: [March 27, 2019, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/1158 "2019-03-27T20:27:36Z")
**boson** would never lift a finger …
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### Author:  [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)
#### Post date: [March 29, 2019, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/1159 "2019-03-29T15:26:34Z")
**Blue Blistering Barnacle** has never flipped the blue, blistering bird.
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### Author:  [@Jasmine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jasmine)
#### Post date: [March 29, 2019, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/1160 "2019-03-29T15:41:34Z")
The way I hear it is that “Annie-Xmas” isn’t just some random user name. Santa was in the process of leaving gifts when Annie’s mother surprised him with “milk and cookies”, but the “milk” was in fact heavily spiked egg nog. A few glasses later and, well … that’s how we got “Annie-Xmas”.
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### Author:  [@Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slow_Moving_Vehicle)
#### Post date: [March 29, 2019, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/1161 "2019-03-29T17:39:57Z")
Ironically enough, **Jasmine** smells bewitchingly of gardenias.
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### Author:  [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)
#### Post date: [April 4, 2019, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/1162 "2019-04-04T05:08:46Z")
Slow Moving Vehicle loves beeping his horn at slower old ladies on walkers.
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