# Make up a rumour about the above user
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615
**Category:** Thread Games
**Created:** [July 22, 2016, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615 "2016-07-22T18:50:26Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 59
### Author:  [@Blue\_Blistering\_Barnacle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blue_Blistering_Barnacle)
#### Post date: [April 4, 2019, 12:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/1163 "2019-04-04T12:42:11Z")
**Beckdawreck** ’s favorite euphemism is “beeping his horn”.
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### Author:  [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)
#### Post date: [April 11, 2019, 6:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/1164 "2019-04-11T06:07:27Z")
Blue Blistering Barnacle beeps his horn in his sleep.
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### Author:  [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)
#### Post date: [April 11, 2019, 6:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/1165 "2019-04-11T06:53:53Z")
Boson is peeping in people’s windows at night listening for “beeps” for S&Gs.
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### Author:  [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)
#### Post date: [April 11, 2019, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/1166 "2019-04-11T15:42:50Z")
**Beckdawrek** spends her vacations in the Bahamas looking for her namesake on the ocean floor. Pirate gold!
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### Author:  [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)
#### Post date: [April 11, 2019, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/1167 "2019-04-11T15:59:50Z")
**burpo the wonder mutt** was almost signed to endorse Ken-L-Rations dog food, but the company chose at the last minute to use Ken Jennings of Jeopardy fame instead.
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### Author:  [@Covfefe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Covfefe)
#### Post date: [April 11, 2019, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/1168 "2019-04-11T16:11:48Z")
The name of the avaricious colonizer above me is an anagram for “Annex Siam”, because she really wants a Siamese kitten and will only buy one made in the good ol’ U.S. of A.
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### Author:  [@Blue\_Blistering\_Barnacle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blue_Blistering_Barnacle)
#### Post date: [April 13, 2019, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/1169 "2019-04-13T02:18:25Z")
What _is_ **Covfefe** doing under **Annie-Xmas** , anyway?
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### Author:  [@Mr\_Zox](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr_Zox)
#### Post date: [April 13, 2019, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/1170 "2019-04-13T04:04:36Z")
**Blue Blistering Barnacle** loves potato peel pie.
But only if made with sweet potato peels.
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### Author:  [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)
#### Post date: [April 13, 2019, 4:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/1171 "2019-04-13T04:42:23Z")
Mr. Zox is an extraterrestrial and has become a sweet potato fiend. Doesn’t want to go back.
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### Author:  [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)
#### Post date: [April 13, 2019, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/1172 "2019-04-13T14:37:20Z")
**boson** hates sweets so much he won’t eat sweet potatoes. Or watch Bones.
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### Author:  [@Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slow_Moving_Vehicle)
#### Post date: [April 13, 2019, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/1173 "2019-04-13T16:33:37Z")
Every December 17, **Annie-Xmas** gets stinkin’ and spraypaints obscene graffiti over any Christmas decorations she can find, a ritual she calls “putting the ‘X’ back in Xmas.”
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### Author:  [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)
#### Post date: [May 1, 2019, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/1174 "2019-05-01T15:24:55Z")
**Slow Moving Vehicle** has taken six-and-a-half weeks to get 2/3 of the way out of that damned parking space. Soon, it’ll be Xmas again and s/he will just pull back in to go holiday shopping.
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### Author:  [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)
#### Post date: [May 1, 2019, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/1175 "2019-05-01T16:29:01Z")
**burpo the wonder mutt** has to bump this thread the first of every month
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### Author:  [@Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slow_Moving_Vehicle)
#### Post date: [May 6, 2019, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/1176 "2019-05-06T21:37:33Z")
Unlike her forkloric namesake Annie Christmas, **Annie-Xmas** does _not_ have a six foot-long necklace with a bead for every finger she’s broken, eye she’s gouged out, or ear she’s chewed off. **Annie-Xmas** ’ necklace is only 4’7 long.
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### Author:  [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)
#### Post date: [May 7, 2019, 5:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/1177 "2019-05-07T05:50:17Z")
Slow Moving Vehicle, on 4-13-19, made a statement about Christmas that scared the hell out of other posters and almost killed this most remarkable thread game. He tried to strike the fear of God in us. But 2 ½ weeks later we see he failed.
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### Author:  [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)
#### Post date: [May 7, 2019, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/1178 "2019-05-07T15:02:18Z")
**boson** hates tea so much he will not attend any Boston tea party.
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### Author:  [@Blue\_Blistering\_Barnacle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blue_Blistering_Barnacle)
#### Post date: [May 7, 2019, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/1179 "2019-05-07T17:30:21Z")
**Annie-Xmas** will _not_ be attending the Royal Christening.
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### Author:  [@Covfefe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Covfefe)
#### Post date: [May 7, 2019, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/1180 "2019-05-07T19:18:36Z")
Burger King is now selling the Pissed Meal, Blue Meal, Salty Meal, YAAAS Meal and DGAF Meal thanks to inspiration from **Blue Blistering Barnacle**.
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### Author:  [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)
#### Post date: [May 8, 2019, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/1181 "2019-05-08T02:37:11Z")
Covfefe is petitioning the royal family to be a godparent.
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### Author:  [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)
#### Post date: [May 8, 2019, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/1182 "2019-05-08T17:55:03Z")
**boson** is petitioning our current President to become his heir.
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