# Make up a rumour about the above user
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615
**Category:** Thread Games
**Created:** [July 22, 2016, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615 "2016-07-22T18:50:26Z")
**Posts on this page:** 16
**Page:** 61
### Author:  [@Nonsuch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nonsuch)
#### Post date: [June 19, 2019, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/1204 "2019-06-19T16:48:44Z")
**Blue Blistering Barnacle** is in fact a light shade of teal.
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### Author:  [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)
#### Post date: [June 19, 2019, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/1205 "2019-06-19T16:56:49Z")
**Nonsuch** wears No Nonsense pantyhose
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### Author:  [@Alpha\_Twit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alpha_Twit)
#### Post date: [June 19, 2019, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/1206 "2019-06-19T17:01:33Z")
**Annie-Xmas** is a big fan of nonsense.
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### Author:  [@Jasmine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jasmine)
#### Post date: [June 19, 2019, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/1207 "2019-06-19T17:11:28Z")
I heard the REAL reasons the Blue Blistering Barnacle got his name. He talks until he’s blue in the face, and his talk is endless blistering criticisms of everything and everybody you can think of. When you are so sick and tired of it all that you want to get rid of him, he’s as tough to get rid of as a barnacle on the bottom of a ship!
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### Author:  [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)
#### Post date: [June 20, 2019, 5:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/1208 "2019-06-20T05:18:37Z")
Some people bring happiness where ever they go. Jasmine brings happiness when ever she goes.
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### Author:  [@Blue\_Blistering\_Barnacle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blue_Blistering_Barnacle)
#### Post date: [June 20, 2019, 12:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/1209 "2019-06-20T12:55:35Z")
**boson** brings a little light to each and everyone they meet.
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### Author:  [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)
#### Post date: [June 20, 2019, 1:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/1210 "2019-06-20T13:33:45Z")
**Blue Blistering Barnacle** brings a little blue light to each and everyone they meet. Hence the name “blue light district.”
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### Author:  [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)
#### Post date: [June 20, 2019, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/1211 "2019-06-20T14:11:26Z")
**Annie-Xmas** lives in a “red _and_ green light district.” Ho, ho, ho. Her apartment number is [C9](https://www.google.com/search?q=c9+light+bulbs&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwj4wLvxnvjiAhXqhOAKHds5AjIQ_AUIESgC&biw=1482&bih=849#imgrc=WOZlkcIH-20FHM:).
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### Author:  [@Blue\_Blistering\_Barnacle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blue_Blistering_Barnacle)
#### Post date: [June 20, 2019, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/1212 "2019-06-20T21:13:21Z")
**burpo the wonder mutt** lives in a “black light district”, the better to show off his collection of velvet Elvis paintings.
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### Author:  [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)
#### Post date: [June 21, 2019, 1:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/1213 "2019-06-21T13:24:18Z")
Before **Blue Blistering Barnacle** decided on his Doper name, he considered the following:
Aqua Absessing Angelfish
Cobalt Crippling Crab
Denim Dangling Devilfish
Electricblue Emerging Eel
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### Author:  [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)
#### Post date: [June 23, 2019, 4:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/1214 "2019-06-23T04:25:14Z")
Before Annie-Xmas decided on her Doper name, she considered:
Anxious Annie, Anyone?
Annie Festivus
Annie ExPectorate
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### Author:  [@Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slow_Moving_Vehicle)
#### Post date: [June 23, 2019, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/1215 "2019-06-23T14:05:41Z")
As the board’s biggest zoology nerd, **boson** gets so upset whenever anyone calls _Bison bison_ a “buffalo”, that she chose “bison” as a username. Unfortunately, she can’t spell.
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### Author:  [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)
#### Post date: [June 23, 2019, 2:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/1216 "2019-06-23T14:08:25Z")
**Slow Moving Vehicle** is juuuuuuuuuuuuuuust about parked in that space; Christmas is right around the corner, you know.
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### Author:  [@Blue\_Blistering\_Barnacle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blue_Blistering_Barnacle)
#### Post date: [June 27, 2019, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/1217 "2019-06-27T15:28:38Z")
\*\* burpo the wonder mutt\*\* likes a good scratch behind the ears, riiiiiight HERE!
Who’s a good dog? Who’s a good dog? Who’s a good dog!!!
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### Author:  [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)
#### Post date: [July 4, 2019, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/1218 "2019-07-04T00:16:24Z")
Blue Blistering Barnacle has gone to the dogs, and is trying to take the rest of us along.
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### Author:  [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)
#### Post date: [July 7, 2019, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/1219 "2019-07-07T22:26:40Z")
SCAdian likes to get sunburns. Loves to peel skin.
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