# Make up an unhealthy dish **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 20, 2006, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-an-unhealthy-dish/349169 "2006-03-20T18:15:42Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2006, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-an-unhealthy-dish/349169/1 "2006-03-20T18:15:42Z")
Deep-fried salami and cheese sandwich with mayonaise. And instead of bread, Pop Tarts. Hot buttered donut, topped with a fried egg. Cream of Cadbury Egg-drop soup. Twinkies in a (tripe) blanket. ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2006, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-an-unhealthy-dish/349169/2 "2006-03-20T18:26:59Z")
spam fried in lard what? or, if you want some full course thing… fried chicken with gravy and butter on biscuits. follow that with ice cream and a nice sheen of lard… …did i say lard again? ---
**Author:** ![metj](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/6a8cbe/32.png) [@metj](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/metj)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2006, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-an-unhealthy-dish/349169/3 "2006-03-20T18:28:33Z")
Breakfast S’more - invented on our last camping trip marshmallow = powdered doughnuts chocolate = chocolate graham crackers = chocolate chip cookies ick. or… [30,000 calorie sandwich](http://www.spartantailgate.com/forums/showthread.php?t=127131) ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2006, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-an-unhealthy-dish/349169/4 "2006-03-20T18:31:50Z")
by the way…this reminds me of the donut-burger [http://www.gatewaygrizzlies.com/news/?id=2723](http://www.gatewaygrizzlies.com/news/?id=2723) (30,000 calorie sandwich? leave it to them kids in east lansing. sparty on!) ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2006, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-an-unhealthy-dish/349169/5 "2006-03-20T18:36:03Z")
> [@Least Original User Name Ever](#): > > by the way…this reminds me of the donut-burger You know, I was going to post something very much like that… …as a joke. Egads. But for a healthy side dish, you could enjoy some crisp butter sticks. Dipped in milkshake. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2006, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-an-unhealthy-dish/349169/6 "2006-03-20T18:36:56Z")
Rachel’s trifle from “Friends”–Custard? Good! Jam? Good! Meat? Good! I love toasted buttered salt bagels with soy bacon. If you use the real pork, it’s the sandwich of death. ---
**Author:** ![August\_West](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/august_west/32/18069_2.png) [@August\_West](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/August_West)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2006, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-an-unhealthy-dish/349169/7 "2006-03-20T18:48:00Z")
Deep-fried cheese with ranch dressing dipping sauce? Oh wait, I didn’t make that up, it’s an appetizer on every menu in Wisconsin! ---
**Author:** ![Translucent\_Daydream](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/translucent_daydream/32/16170_2.png) [@Translucent\_Daydream](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Translucent_Daydream)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2006, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-an-unhealthy-dish/349169/8 "2006-03-20T18:50:29Z")
Crisco sandwich. ---
**Author:** ![Mayo\_Speaks](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c57346/32.png) [@Mayo\_Speaks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mayo_Speaks)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2006, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-an-unhealthy-dish/349169/9 "2006-03-20T18:53:21Z")
I personally like leftover birthday cake covered in honey. And I’m not just making that up. ---
**Author:** ![False\_God](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ee7513/32.png) [@False\_God](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/False_God)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2006, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-an-unhealthy-dish/349169/10 "2006-03-20T18:56:39Z")
[Chicken-fried bacon](http://www.s-t.com/daily/01-99/01-16-99/a05op025.htm) With cream gravy on the side for dipping. I think the only thing worse is if you took a bratwurst, laid cheese in the middle, then wrapped it all in chicken-fried bacon then deep-fried it. Maybe some cheese sauce, ranch dressing and chili on top. Fatal _and_ tasty. ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2006, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-an-unhealthy-dish/349169/11 "2006-03-20T19:01:46Z")
We’ll take French Fries, fried in grease, cover them in cheese & yes, gravy. We’ll call it [poutine](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poutine). And we’ll make up a mythical, fanciful land to serve it in. Where they swoosh stones around on ice with brooms for fun! And their coppers wear funny hats! And the Mooses romp everywhere! And we’ll call it Canada. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![ZipperJJ](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zipperjj/32/211_2.png) [@ZipperJJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ZipperJJ)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2006, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-an-unhealthy-dish/349169/12 "2006-03-20T19:04:56Z")
Sugar-infused lard, betwen two chocolate cookies, and then rolled in batter and fried. Oh wait…fried Oreo 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![MikeG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mikeg/32/4329_2.png) [@MikeG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MikeG)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2006, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-an-unhealthy-dish/349169/13 "2006-03-20T19:12:38Z")
> [@False\_God](#): > > [Chicken-fried bacon](http://www.s-t.com/daily/01-99/01-16-99/a05op025.htm) > > With cream gravy on the side for dipping. This came up a couple years ago and I think my choice still wins: Take your chicken fried bacon and make a CFB Chimichanga Suiza with sour cream and guacamole on top. Cream gravy optional. CPR mandatory. ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2006, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-an-unhealthy-dish/349169/14 "2006-03-20T19:15:30Z")
> [@Bosda Di'Chi of Tricor](#): > > And we’ll make up a mythical, fanciful land to serve it in. Where they swoosh stones around on ice with brooms for fun! Hey, this thread is for making things up, but let’s not get too far out, OK? Phht. Brooms. One is reminded of Homer’s space waffles. Waffle batter, caramels, and BBQ sauce wrapped around a stick of butter. Banana split. With Crisco instead of ice cream. And Twinkies instead of bananas. Topped with bacon bits and a fried egg. ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2006, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-an-unhealthy-dish/349169/15 "2006-03-20T19:15:57Z")
Batter-fried Snickers bars. ---
**Author:** ![slortar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6bbea6/32.png) [@slortar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/slortar)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2006, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-an-unhealthy-dish/349169/16 "2006-03-20T19:24:49Z")
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**Author:** ![slortar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6bbea6/32.png) [@slortar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/slortar)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2006, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-an-unhealthy-dish/349169/17 "2006-03-20T19:25:56Z")
**Joke** , dammit. **Joke**. Blood sugar dipping. Need more sugar… ---
**Author:** ![Mama\_Zappa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/71e660/32.png) [@Mama\_Zappa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mama_Zappa)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2006, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-an-unhealthy-dish/349169/18 "2006-03-20T19:26:08Z")
[Fried Snickers bars](http://www.google.com/search?q=fried+snickers+bar&sourceid=mozilla-search&start=0&start=0&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official) - I couldn’t make _that_ up. ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2006, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-an-unhealthy-dish/349169/19 "2006-03-20T19:35:20Z")
Last Friday I made smashed taters for a dinner. Lots of smashed taters. 70 pounds worth of smashed taters. Smashed taters loaded with butter, cream and freshly grated parmesan cheese. We’re talking smashed taters that could clog arteries up to ten miles away. Gooooooooooood smashed taters. We could serve 'em along side some chicken fried bacon and donut burgers. MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!! ---
**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2006, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-an-unhealthy-dish/349169/20 "2006-03-20T20:18:55Z")
> [@metj](#): > > [30,000 calorie sandwich](http://www.spartantailgate.com/forums/showthread.php?t=127131) 77 ounces of canola oil? [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-an-unhealthy-dish/349169.md?page=2)