# Make Your Dead Osama Bin Laden jokes right here ladies and gentleman, get 'em while they're hot! **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [May 2, 2011, 5:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-your-dead-osama-bin-laden-jokes-right-here-ladies-and-gentleman-get-em-while-theyre-hot/580455 "2011-05-02T05:58:26Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Darth\_Sensitive](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/58956e/32.png) [@Darth\_Sensitive](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Sensitive)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2011, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-your-dead-osama-bin-laden-jokes-right-here-ladies-and-gentleman-get-em-while-theyre-hot/580455/21 "2011-05-02T14:26:42Z")
Comment I made to a friend when people were discussing it as a Predator attack. “Fox ticker: Osama Bin Laden (D-Afg) was killed today in a missile strike against an allied country in an undeclared, unconstitutional war by Barack Hussein Obama.” ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2011, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-your-dead-osama-bin-laden-jokes-right-here-ladies-and-gentleman-get-em-while-theyre-hot/580455/22 "2011-05-02T16:08:09Z")
Osama Bin Laden was buried at sea in accordance to Islamic tradition of burying a body within 24 hours of death. What I can’t believe is that his body left a ring around the Arabian Sea. ---
**Author:** ![JSexton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/96bed5/32.png) [@JSexton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JSexton)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2011, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-your-dead-osama-bin-laden-jokes-right-here-ladies-and-gentleman-get-em-while-theyre-hot/580455/23 "2011-05-02T16:17:18Z")
Osama’s last words: “Man, I just got my iphone 4, too! How did they find me?” ---
**Author:** ![Duke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e8c25b/32.png) [@Duke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duke)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2011, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-your-dead-osama-bin-laden-jokes-right-here-ladies-and-gentleman-get-em-while-theyre-hot/580455/24 "2011-05-02T16:20:04Z")
[Smirnoff] In Pakistan, SEALs club YOU! [/Smirnoff] ---
**Author:** ![Rhythmdvl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/85f322/32.png) [@Rhythmdvl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rhythmdvl)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2011, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-your-dead-osama-bin-laden-jokes-right-here-ladies-and-gentleman-get-em-while-theyre-hot/580455/25 "2011-05-02T16:28:34Z")
Someone posted a link to [this](http://www.yasrsly.com/wp-content/main/2011_05/obama-sorry-it-took-so-long.jpg)rather awesome pic in another thread. ---
**Author:** ![DigitalC](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ebca7d/32.png) [@DigitalC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DigitalC)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2011, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-your-dead-osama-bin-laden-jokes-right-here-ladies-and-gentleman-get-em-while-theyre-hot/580455/26 "2011-05-02T16:29:57Z")
> [@Cort](#): > > Wow. It is _amazing_ what you Americans can get done when the PS3 network goes down. [![](https://i241.photobucket.com/albums/ff26/stuabrtow/twitterbinladenpsn.png) ](https://i241.photobucket.com/albums/ff26/stuabrtow/twitterbinladenpsn.png) And one more: [![](https://i.imgur.com/09fM7.jpg) ](https://i.imgur.com/09fM7.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e47c2d/32.png) [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffy_the_Elephant_Shrew)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2011, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-your-dead-osama-bin-laden-jokes-right-here-ladies-and-gentleman-get-em-while-theyre-hot/580455/27 "2011-05-02T16:52:12Z")
I think Porky Pig said it best: “Abbottabad, Abbottabad, _that’s all, folks!_” ---
**Author:** ![JSexton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/96bed5/32.png) [@JSexton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JSexton)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2011, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-your-dead-osama-bin-laden-jokes-right-here-ladies-and-gentleman-get-em-while-theyre-hot/580455/28 "2011-05-02T17:11:41Z")
This one was pretty good: [http://www.yasrsly.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/obama-speech-he-is-dead-gif.gif](http://www.yasrsly.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/obama-speech-he-is-dead-gif.gif) ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2011, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-your-dead-osama-bin-laden-jokes-right-here-ladies-and-gentleman-get-em-while-theyre-hot/580455/29 "2011-05-02T17:22:07Z")
Obama has released a video confirming he was indeed killed and buried at sea. Also includes his cover of Tom Jones’ _I Who Have Nothing_. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2011, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-your-dead-osama-bin-laden-jokes-right-here-ladies-and-gentleman-get-em-while-theyre-hot/580455/30 "2011-05-02T17:28:23Z")
> [@Rhythmdvl](#): > > Someone posted a link to [this](http://www.yasrsly.com/wp-content/main/2011_05/obama-sorry-it-took-so-long.jpg)rather awesome pic in another thread. Pssst. See post 4. “Osama? Obama sends his regards.” BANG! ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2011, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-your-dead-osama-bin-laden-jokes-right-here-ladies-and-gentleman-get-em-while-theyre-hot/580455/31 "2011-05-02T18:24:08Z")
I already posted mine: What does it mean when Osama bin Laden sticks his head out above ground? We get four more years of Barack Obama. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2011, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-your-dead-osama-bin-laden-jokes-right-here-ladies-and-gentleman-get-em-while-theyre-hot/580455/32 "2011-05-02T19:38:41Z")
> [@JSexton](#): > > Osama’s last words: “Man, I just got my iphone 4, too! How did they find me?” Good one! ---
**Author:** ![mr.jp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/48db29/32.png) [@mr.jp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mr.jp)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2011, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-your-dead-osama-bin-laden-jokes-right-here-ladies-and-gentleman-get-em-while-theyre-hot/580455/33 "2011-05-02T19:50:19Z")
> [@Little\_Nemo](#): > > I already posted mine: > > What does it mean when Osama bin Laden sticks his head out above ground? > > We get four more years of Barack Obama. > [@Cort](#): > > Wow. It is _amazing_ what you Americans can get done when the PS3 network goes down. These two are hilarious. ---
**Author:** ![Arkcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/96bed5/32.png) [@Arkcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arkcon)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2011, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-your-dead-osama-bin-laden-jokes-right-here-ladies-and-gentleman-get-em-while-theyre-hot/580455/34 "2011-05-02T19:51:44Z")
OK, this is the latest image I’ve found, and it’s to awesome not to post: President Obama, did you mean to pre-empt Celebrity Apprentice … [![](https://i.imgur.com/bn9sn.jpg) ](https://i.imgur.com/bn9sn.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2011, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-your-dead-osama-bin-laden-jokes-right-here-ladies-and-gentleman-get-em-while-theyre-hot/580455/35 "2011-05-02T19:56:30Z")
[This one](http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/jokes/bljokebinladenafterlife.htm) has been going around for a while, but has renewed relevance now: > [@](#): > > After getting nailed by a Daisy Cutter, Osama made his way to the pearly gates. There, he is greeted by George Washington. > > “How dare you attack the nation I helped conceive!” yells Mr. Washington, slapping Osama in the face. Patrick Henry comes up from behind: “You wanted to end the Americans’ liberty, so they gave you death!” Henry punches Osama on the nose. James Madison comes up next, and says, “This is why I allowed the Federal government to provide for the common defense!” He drops a large weight on Osama’s knee. > > Osama is subject to similar beatings from John Randolph of Roanoke, James Monroe and 65 other 18th-century American revolutionaries. As he writhes on the ground, Thomas Jefferson picks him up to hurl him back toward the gate where he is to be judged. > > As Osama awaits his journey to his final very hot destination, he screams, “This is not what I was promised!” > > An angel replies: “I told you there would be 72 Virginians waiting for you. What did you think I said?” ---
**Author:** ![Sitnam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Sitnam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sitnam)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2011, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-your-dead-osama-bin-laden-jokes-right-here-ladies-and-gentleman-get-em-while-theyre-hot/580455/36 "2011-05-02T20:01:52Z")
> [@El\_Kabong](#): > > Well, there’s one person I guess we’ll never get the chance to see on _Dancing With the Stars_. Too bad. I heard he has experience with double tap. ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2011, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-your-dead-osama-bin-laden-jokes-right-here-ladies-and-gentleman-get-em-while-theyre-hot/580455/37 "2011-05-02T20:22:35Z")
I don’t have a joke of my own, but I’ve been looking forward to tonight’s episodes of The Daily Show and Colbert Report almost since I heard bin Laden was dead. I look forward to a teary speech from Stewart, and Colbert hogging the credit. ---
**Author:** ![Sitnam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Sitnam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sitnam)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2011, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-your-dead-osama-bin-laden-jokes-right-here-ladies-and-gentleman-get-em-while-theyre-hot/580455/38 "2011-05-02T20:24:50Z")
It’s really too bad there wasn’t [a volleyball court in his back yard](http://www.cracked.com/article_18748_6-brutal-leaders-their-ridiculous-secret-hobbies.html), it isn’t like theres a shortage of sand there. ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2011, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-your-dead-osama-bin-laden-jokes-right-here-ladies-and-gentleman-get-em-while-theyre-hot/580455/39 "2011-05-02T20:27:24Z")
The U.S. agreed to treat his body in proper and strict observance of Islamic fundamentalist teachings on bodies, meaning his clitoris was removed before being thrown to the fishes. (It wasn’t easy to find it either.) ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2011, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-your-dead-osama-bin-laden-jokes-right-here-ladies-and-gentleman-get-em-while-theyre-hot/580455/40 "2011-05-02T20:32:38Z")
[Loving this one](http://i.imgur.com/JbU2F.png). [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-your-dead-osama-bin-laden-jokes-right-here-ladies-and-gentleman-get-em-while-theyre-hot/580455.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-your-dead-osama-bin-laden-jokes-right-here-ladies-and-gentleman-get-em-while-theyre-hot/580455.md?page=3)