# Make Your Dead Osama Bin Laden jokes right here ladies and gentleman, get 'em while they're hot! **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [May 2, 2011, 5:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-your-dead-osama-bin-laden-jokes-right-here-ladies-and-gentleman-get-em-while-theyre-hot/580455 "2011-05-02T05:58:26Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Rilchiam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/2bfe46/32.png) [@Rilchiam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rilchiam)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2011, 6:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-your-dead-osama-bin-laden-jokes-right-here-ladies-and-gentleman-get-em-while-theyre-hot/580455/61 "2011-05-03T06:39:36Z")
They forgot the caption. “Yo, George, I’m real happy for ya, I’m’a let you finish, but Osama bin Laden was one of the best executions of all time. OF ALL TIME!” ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2011, 6:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-your-dead-osama-bin-laden-jokes-right-here-ladies-and-gentleman-get-em-while-theyre-hot/580455/62 "2011-05-03T06:49:04Z")
It’s [del]a Kenyan[/del] an [American Message](http://www.flickr.com/photos/28949748@N06/5682514961/) ---
**Author:** ![Rilchiam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/2bfe46/32.png) [@Rilchiam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rilchiam)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2011, 6:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-your-dead-osama-bin-laden-jokes-right-here-ladies-and-gentleman-get-em-while-theyre-hot/580455/63 "2011-05-03T06:51:32Z")
What’s the message? ---
**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2011, 11:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-your-dead-osama-bin-laden-jokes-right-here-ladies-and-gentleman-get-em-while-theyre-hot/580455/64 "2011-05-03T11:43:42Z")
[Major investigation as the identity of the trigger man in SEAL Team 6 is leaked!](http://imgur.com/gallery/21M12) ---
**Author:** ![shatty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@shatty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/shatty)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2011, 12:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-your-dead-osama-bin-laden-jokes-right-here-ladies-and-gentleman-get-em-while-theyre-hot/580455/65 "2011-05-03T12:01:59Z")
Bin there, done that, got the Laden! Cliff Richard is producing a new song titled…“we’re all going on Osama holiday” I’ve decided to make a movie where i repeatedly kill and then resurrect bin laden. I’m guna call it . "Recycling Bin’’. ---
**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2011, 12:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-your-dead-osama-bin-laden-jokes-right-here-ladies-and-gentleman-get-em-while-theyre-hot/580455/66 "2011-05-03T12:27:25Z")
> [@Rick](#): > > OBL got some good news, some better news, some bad news and some very bad news when he got to hell > **Good news** he got his 72 virgins > **Better news** all of them are very horny > **Bad news** all of them weigh over 300lbs. > **Very bad news** they are all names Bubba. The Taiwanese trumped you: [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UiDyrkU0WAQ](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UiDyrkU0WAQ) ---
**Author:** ![shantih](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f6c823/32.png) [@shantih](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/shantih)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2011, 12:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-your-dead-osama-bin-laden-jokes-right-here-ladies-and-gentleman-get-em-while-theyre-hot/580455/67 "2011-05-03T12:50:05Z")
> [@Biggirl](#): > > [Major investigation as the identity of the trigger man in SEAL Team 6 is leaked!](http://imgur.com/gallery/21M12) Fine. I’m old. Who exactly is that, now? ---
**Author:** ![Khadaji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Khadaji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Khadaji)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2011, 1:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-your-dead-osama-bin-laden-jokes-right-here-ladies-and-gentleman-get-em-while-theyre-hot/580455/68 "2011-05-03T13:04:54Z")
> [@Sampiro](#): > > [Early cut of Daily Show](http://gawker.com/#%215797950/jon-stewart-celebrates-the-death-of-osama-bin-laden) The google earth bit at the end amused me. ---
**Author:** ![ministryman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f6c823/32.png) [@ministryman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ministryman)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2011, 1:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-your-dead-osama-bin-laden-jokes-right-here-ladies-and-gentleman-get-em-while-theyre-hot/580455/69 "2011-05-03T13:17:36Z")
Here is my entry - sung to the tune of American Woman It doesn’t violate Board rules, since I penned it. If any of you want to actually sing and record it on youtube, you can IF I get credit. PM me. (With major apologies to the Guess Who) Osama Bin Laden – Your ass is dead, Osama Bin Laden – Shot in the head We sent the Navy Seals to your door, the world won’t see your face No more We had more important things to do than spend 10 years time trying to find you. Bin Laden –The world is free-ee , Osama Bin Laden – You’re in the se-ea Osama Bin Laden – Your ass is dead, Osama Bin Laden – Shot in the head We sent the Navy Seals to your door, We’re not gonna see your shadow No more Your propaganda hypnotized, Now no one else will hear your lies Bin Laden Is gone away, Osama Bin Laden You had to pay-ay Osama Bin Laden – You couldn’t get away, Osama Bin Laden – You finally pa-aid. We sent the Navy Seals to your door, We’re not gonna see your face No more We don’t need your war machines We don’t need your terror scenes Your propaganda hypnotized, Now no one else will hear your lies Bin Laden, Your body smel-els, Osama Bin Laden, Your soul’s in Hel-el Dead, Didn’t get away, Didn’t get away You’re dead dead dead You’re dead Bin Laden You’re dead Bin Laden Bye-bye Bye-bye Bye-bye Bye-bye ---
**Author:** ![NiceGuyJack](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/niceguyjack/32/3069_2.png) [@NiceGuyJack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NiceGuyJack)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2011, 1:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-your-dead-osama-bin-laden-jokes-right-here-ladies-and-gentleman-get-em-while-theyre-hot/580455/70 "2011-05-03T13:21:13Z")
How about: Abbottabada-bing! Abbottabada-boom! ---
**Author:** ![NiceGuyJack](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/niceguyjack/32/3069_2.png) [@NiceGuyJack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NiceGuyJack)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2011, 1:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-your-dead-osama-bin-laden-jokes-right-here-ladies-and-gentleman-get-em-while-theyre-hot/580455/71 "2011-05-03T13:28:05Z")
> [@NiceGuyJack](#): > > How about: > > Abbottabada-bing! > Abbottabada-boom! I should add, in a New York accent. (Got the idea watching Stewart.) ---
**Author:** ![Double\_Foolscap](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/85e7bf/32.png) [@Double\_Foolscap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Double_Foolscap)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2011, 1:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-your-dead-osama-bin-laden-jokes-right-here-ladies-and-gentleman-get-em-while-theyre-hot/580455/72 "2011-05-03T13:36:16Z")
My favourite joke is one that’s more funny in hindsight. During his Correspondents Dinner speech, Seth Meyers made a joke about bin Laden hiding on C-Span between 4 and 5 (he tells it better). Obama’s got the _biggest_ shit eating grin on his face at that point, like he’s thinking, “Boy, is that joke going to be outdated real fast.” ---
**Author:** ![Bakhesh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3da27b/32.png) [@Bakhesh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bakhesh)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2011, 1:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-your-dead-osama-bin-laden-jokes-right-here-ladies-and-gentleman-get-em-while-theyre-hot/580455/73 "2011-05-03T13:36:32Z")
You americans might have killed him, but you weren’t able to prevent him from claiming a new hide and seek world record. ---
**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2011, 1:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-your-dead-osama-bin-laden-jokes-right-here-ladies-and-gentleman-get-em-while-theyre-hot/580455/74 "2011-05-03T13:49:58Z")
> [@shantih](#): > > Fine. I’m old. > > Who exactly is that, now? [Antoine Dodson.](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IMHhU3H8Oyk) He and his remix [were an internet sensation for a while.](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMtZfW2z9dw) ---
**Author:** ![Rhythmdvl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/85f322/32.png) [@Rhythmdvl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rhythmdvl)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2011, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-your-dead-osama-bin-laden-jokes-right-here-ladies-and-gentleman-get-em-while-theyre-hot/580455/75 "2011-05-03T14:06:30Z")
> [@Bakhesh](#): > > You americans might have killed him, but you weren’t able to prevent him from claiming a new hide and seek world record. No, the world record is jointly held by Francisco Huron (Paraguy) and Don Roberts (England): 11 years, a months, 26 days, 9 hours, 3 minutes, 27.4 seconds. ---
**Author:** ![Oakminster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/77aa72/32.png) [@Oakminster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oakminster)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2011, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-your-dead-osama-bin-laden-jokes-right-here-ladies-and-gentleman-get-em-while-theyre-hot/580455/76 "2011-05-03T14:35:56Z")
> [@Rhythmdvl](#): > > No, the world record is jointly held by Francisco Huron (Paraguy) and Don Roberts (England): 11 years, a months, 26 days, 9 hours, 3 minutes, 27.4 seconds. Pretty sure Amelia Earheart has the record at somewhere over 70 years… ---
**Author:** ![Rhythmdvl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/85f322/32.png) [@Rhythmdvl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rhythmdvl)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2011, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-your-dead-osama-bin-laden-jokes-right-here-ladies-and-gentleman-get-em-while-theyre-hot/580455/77 "2011-05-03T14:55:05Z")
Didn’t make the official record books though. There is a difference between going missing and Hide and Seek. Even if Osama’s time was over the record, I’m pretty sure the joint effort (Bush/Obama administrations) would have either disqualified them or reset the clock. ---
**Author:** ![Bakhesh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3da27b/32.png) [@Bakhesh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bakhesh)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2011, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-your-dead-osama-bin-laden-jokes-right-here-ladies-and-gentleman-get-em-while-theyre-hot/580455/78 "2011-05-03T14:56:25Z")
Pretty sure the word ‘joke’ appears in the thread title… ---
**Author:** ![shantih](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f6c823/32.png) [@shantih](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/shantih)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2011, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-your-dead-osama-bin-laden-jokes-right-here-ladies-and-gentleman-get-em-while-theyre-hot/580455/79 "2011-05-03T15:04:47Z")
> [@Biggirl](#): > > [Antoine Dodson.](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IMHhU3H8Oyk) He and his remix [were an internet sensation for a while.](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMtZfW2z9dw) Thanks! ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2011, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-your-dead-osama-bin-laden-jokes-right-here-ladies-and-gentleman-get-em-while-theyre-hot/580455/80 "2011-05-03T15:07:59Z")
> [@NiceGuyJack](#): > > How about: > > Abbottabada-bing! > Abbottabada-boom! > [@NiceGuyJack](#): > > I should add, in a New York accent. > (Got the idea watching Stewart.) I said the same thing during his jokes about Abbottabad (which is named for a British guy - so it’s “Abbott City”). I was a little disappointed Stewart didn’t go there himself. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-your-dead-osama-bin-laden-jokes-right-here-ladies-and-gentleman-get-em-while-theyre-hot/580455.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-your-dead-osama-bin-laden-jokes-right-here-ladies-and-gentleman-get-em-while-theyre-hot/580455.md?page=5)