# Make Your Dead Osama Bin Laden jokes right here ladies and gentleman, get 'em while they're hot! **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [May 2, 2011, 5:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-your-dead-osama-bin-laden-jokes-right-here-ladies-and-gentleman-get-em-while-theyre-hot/580455 "2011-05-02T05:58:26Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2011, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-your-dead-osama-bin-laden-jokes-right-here-ladies-and-gentleman-get-em-while-theyre-hot/580455/101 "2011-05-03T22:17:01Z")
> [@billfish678](#): > > Heres another version (maybe the same thing? Maybe not?) Yours didnt work for me. > > [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8A2unABbtA&feature=player\_embedded](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8A2unABbtA&feature=player_embedded) It’s a different version, but I do like the phrase “His compound was owned more than the Davidians.” ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2011, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-your-dead-osama-bin-laden-jokes-right-here-ladies-and-gentleman-get-em-while-theyre-hot/580455/102 "2011-05-03T22:31:42Z")
> [@fighting\_ignorant](#): > > Osama’s last IM: “…brb…someone’s at the door” One of the surreal true moments is that his next door neighbor was tweeting it as it happened. [Animation](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FEe_KEqAdOo&feature=player_embedded). ---
**Author:** ![BunnyTVS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@BunnyTVS](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BunnyTVS)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2011, 1:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-your-dead-osama-bin-laden-jokes-right-here-ladies-and-gentleman-get-em-while-theyre-hot/580455/103 "2011-05-04T01:11:02Z")
Another one that only brits might get. Obama briefly but proudly addressed the top secret raid that killed bin Laden, public enemy Number 1. “I think we can all agree this is a good day for America,” he said. “Today we are reminded that as a nation there is nothing we can’t do.” Bet you can’t put a Rowntree fruit pastel in your mouth without chewing it… ---
**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2011, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-your-dead-osama-bin-laden-jokes-right-here-ladies-and-gentleman-get-em-while-theyre-hot/580455/104 "2011-05-04T01:40:39Z")
Q: What do you call Osama bin Laden buried at sea? A: Chum ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2011, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-your-dead-osama-bin-laden-jokes-right-here-ladies-and-gentleman-get-em-while-theyre-hot/580455/105 "2011-05-04T02:23:42Z")
Heh. Has no one thought of: OBL - IM IN UR PAK HIDEOUT TAKIN U OUT - SEALS ---
**Author:** ![Kozmik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/8dc957/32.png) [@Kozmik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kozmik)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2011, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-your-dead-osama-bin-laden-jokes-right-here-ladies-and-gentleman-get-em-while-theyre-hot/580455/106 "2011-05-04T02:36:12Z")
In the White House cabinet room, the Secretary of Justice asked the President, “Should \*habeas corpus \* be invoked?” and the President slammed his hand down on the cabinet room table, and said, “No. I have spoken with the men and women who carried out this mission. They represent the American people. I speak for all Americans. I want burial at sea…” ---
**Author:** ![Kozmik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/8dc957/32.png) [@Kozmik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kozmik)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2011, 3:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-your-dead-osama-bin-laden-jokes-right-here-ladies-and-gentleman-get-em-while-theyre-hot/580455/107 "2011-05-04T03:13:35Z")
I thought of another one: Man eating breakfast: Bin Laden dead? Who-wha- when did this happen? Man reading newspaper: Were you living in a cave for the last ten years? ---
**Author:** ![Heropsychodreamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a88e4f/32.png) [@Heropsychodreamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Heropsychodreamer)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2011, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-your-dead-osama-bin-laden-jokes-right-here-ladies-and-gentleman-get-em-while-theyre-hot/580455/108 "2011-05-04T03:15:43Z")
Have you heard about the new drink called the “Bin Laden”? It is two shots with a splash of water. ---
**Author:** ![blondebear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blondebear/32/1022_2.png) [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2011, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-your-dead-osama-bin-laden-jokes-right-here-ladies-and-gentleman-get-em-while-theyre-hot/580455/109 "2011-05-04T04:09:56Z")
National Geographic headline: \*\* Osama sleeps with fishes; fish looking for new place to sleep\*\*. ---
**Author:** ![Rick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/9f8e36/32.png) [@Rick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2011, 4:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-your-dead-osama-bin-laden-jokes-right-here-ladies-and-gentleman-get-em-while-theyre-hot/580455/110 "2011-05-04T04:59:49Z")
Just came across this one [What computer are you?](http://i.imgur.com/Z3Q0y.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a9a28c/32.png) [@Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oslo_Ostragoth)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2011, 5:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-your-dead-osama-bin-laden-jokes-right-here-ladies-and-gentleman-get-em-while-theyre-hot/580455/111 "2011-05-04T05:11:45Z")
> [@Cort](#): > > But seriously, folks. Any day that Jeff Dunham gets to collect a new puppet is a good day. Congratulations all round. Can. Not. Wait. > [@Sitnam](#): > > It’s really too bad there wasn’t [a volleyball court in his back yard](http://www.cracked.com/article_18748_6-brutal-leaders-their-ridiculous-secret-hobbies.html), it isn’t like theres a shortage of sand there. Some part of my brain just hit “reset”. > [@Arkcon](#): > > OK, here’s another link, it’s from [Fark.com](http://Fark.com) because the actual Youtube video wants a login to prove age over 18, so keep it away from the kids, but it is just an awesome use of that Taiwanese CGI news visualizer: > > [http://www.fark.com/vidplayer/6163261](http://www.fark.com/vidplayer/6163261) > > The US _ **did** _ say the body was washed, after all. > [@Smeghead](#): > > The Taiwanese trumped you: [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UiDyrkU0WAQ](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UiDyrkU0WAQ) I _know_ I saw that, but damned if I can find it now. > [@Sampiro](#): > > Good News: Osama is dead and his body thrown into the sea > > Better News: Obama has ordered Westboro Baptist to go picket the funeral Bravo! > [@billfish678](#): > > Heres another version (maybe the same thing? Maybe not?) Yours didnt work for me. > > [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8A2unABbtA&feature=player\_embedded](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8A2unABbtA&feature=player_embedded) [squee] I love those Hitler mashups. ---
**Author:** ![ZYPeng](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/9f8e36/32.png) [@ZYPeng](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ZYPeng)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2011, 6:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-your-dead-osama-bin-laden-jokes-right-here-ladies-and-gentleman-get-em-while-theyre-hot/580455/112 "2011-05-04T06:11:07Z")
It’s funny how the simple act [New York Escort](http://www.newyorkescortrb.com/) of seeing things on the screen makes [New York Escorts](http://www.newyorkescortrb.com/) some secrets harder to hide. I [Escort](http://www.newyorkescortrb.com/) was honestly shocked when the reveal about Cersei’s kids being all Lannisters was made in the books, but every non reader i watch [Escorts](http://www.newyorkescortrb.com/) with has already figured it out. Reading their description once or twice doesn’t make the same impression as seing their blonde heads constantly on screen. ---
**Author:** ![husker2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b782af/32.png) [@husker2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/husker2)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2011, 10:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-your-dead-osama-bin-laden-jokes-right-here-ladies-and-gentleman-get-em-while-theyre-hot/580455/113 "2011-05-04T10:21:42Z")
Since he was buried at sea, does he get 72 mermaids? 😕 ---
**Author:** ![Jheezus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/4af34b/32.png) [@Jheezus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jheezus)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2011, 12:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-your-dead-osama-bin-laden-jokes-right-here-ladies-and-gentleman-get-em-while-theyre-hot/580455/114 "2011-05-04T12:13:25Z")
I heard that after killing Bin Laden they dumped him in the sea. Fucking idiots. Look how long it took to find Nemo. ---
**Author:** ![Jheezus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/4af34b/32.png) [@Jheezus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jheezus)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2011, 12:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-your-dead-osama-bin-laden-jokes-right-here-ladies-and-gentleman-get-em-while-theyre-hot/580455/115 "2011-05-04T12:14:47Z")
Osama Bin Laden… Coming soon to a beach near you. ---
**Author:** ![Jheezus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/4af34b/32.png) [@Jheezus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jheezus)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2011, 12:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-your-dead-osama-bin-laden-jokes-right-here-ladies-and-gentleman-get-em-while-theyre-hot/580455/116 "2011-05-04T12:15:58Z")
The awkward moment you realise Bin Laden has a tactical insertion… ---
**Author:** ![Jheezus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/4af34b/32.png) [@Jheezus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jheezus)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2011, 12:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-your-dead-osama-bin-laden-jokes-right-here-ladies-and-gentleman-get-em-while-theyre-hot/580455/117 "2011-05-04T12:18:26Z")
Apparently Bin Laden had a multi-million price tag on his head. That must have been an expensive turban. ---
**Author:** ![Sigmagirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c89c15/32.png) [@Sigmagirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sigmagirl)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2011, 12:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-your-dead-osama-bin-laden-jokes-right-here-ladies-and-gentleman-get-em-while-theyre-hot/580455/118 "2011-05-04T12:23:51Z")
StarKist™ announces its Golden Nugget Giveaway! Find the Golden Nugget in a can of StarKist™ Tuna and win a lifetime supply!\* \*Golden Nugget is not actually made of gold. Golden Nugget may resemble a round from an M4 or AR-15. Do not eat Golden Nugget. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2011, 1:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-your-dead-osama-bin-laden-jokes-right-here-ladies-and-gentleman-get-em-while-theyre-hot/580455/119 "2011-05-04T13:20:52Z")
“I have some good news and some bad news, Mr. bin Laden. The good news is, you won’t have to worry about that long-term mortgage on your mansion. The bad news…” Just saw a sign this morning: OSAMA BIN SWIMMING. > [@Kozmik](#): > > In the White House cabinet room, the Secretary of Justice asked the President, “Should \*habeas corpus \* be invoked?” and the President slammed his hand down on the cabinet room table, and said, “No. I have spoken with the men and women who carried out this mission. They represent the American people. I speak for all Americans. I want burial at sea..” There’s an Attorney General, who heads the U.S. Department of Justice, but no Secretary of Justice. And I’m afraid I don’t get this joke. ---
**Author:** ![Scuba\_Ben](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/278dde/32.png) [@Scuba\_Ben](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scuba_Ben)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2011, 1:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-your-dead-osama-bin-laden-jokes-right-here-ladies-and-gentleman-get-em-while-theyre-hot/580455/120 "2011-05-04T13:28:19Z")
> [@husker2](#): > > Since he was buried at sea, does he get 72 mermaids? 😕 Probably. And like all mermaids, they positively HATE us airbreathing landwalkers. ETA (should have multiquoted) > [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#): > > OBL - IM IN UR PAK HIDEOUT TAKIN U OUT - SEALS I rather doubt that Pak Protectors would have suffered OBL to live. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-your-dead-osama-bin-laden-jokes-right-here-ladies-and-gentleman-get-em-while-theyre-hot/580455.md?page=5) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-your-dead-osama-bin-laden-jokes-right-here-ladies-and-gentleman-get-em-while-theyre-hot/580455.md?page=7)