# Make Your Dead Osama Bin Laden jokes right here ladies and gentleman, get 'em while they're hot!

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**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [May 2, 2011, 5:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-your-dead-osama-bin-laden-jokes-right-here-ladies-and-gentleman-get-em-while-theyre-hot/580455 "2011-05-02T05:58:26Z")\
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**Author:** ![BMalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e274bd/32.png) [@BMalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BMalion)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2011, 11:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-your-dead-osama-bin-laden-jokes-right-here-ladies-and-gentleman-get-em-while-theyre-hot/580455/161 "2011-05-09T11:57:20Z")

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**A Dodgy Dude** , that was beautiful. Thank you.

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**Author:** ![Starving\_Artist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/aeb1de/32.png) [@Starving\_Artist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Starving_Artist)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2011, 12:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-your-dead-osama-bin-laden-jokes-right-here-ladies-and-gentleman-get-em-while-theyre-hot/580455/162 "2011-05-09T12:01:00Z")

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Bin Laden was living in a house with _three_ wives and _nine_ children?

Are we sure he didn’t commit suicide?

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**Author:** ![BMalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e274bd/32.png) [@BMalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BMalion)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2011, 12:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-your-dead-osama-bin-laden-jokes-right-here-ladies-and-gentleman-get-em-while-theyre-hot/580455/163 "2011-05-09T12:54:29Z")

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> [@Starving\_Artist](#):
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> Bin Laden was living in a house with _three_ wives and _nine_ children?
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> Are we sure he didn’t commit suicide?

and when the SEAL’s showed up he breathed a sigh of release?

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**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2011, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-your-dead-osama-bin-laden-jokes-right-here-ladies-and-gentleman-get-em-while-theyre-hot/580455/164 "2011-05-09T20:21:01Z")

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> [@A\_Dodgy\_Dude](#):
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> Twas the Night Before Monday  
> (Or, My Neighbor Was an Ass)  
> by Rob Laurich

Totally deserves a sticky. And while it was to the cadence of Twas the Night Before Christmas I couldn’t help imagining it as a Dr. Seuss cartoon.

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**Author:** ![Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a9a28c/32.png) [@Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oslo_Ostragoth)\
**Post date:** [May 14, 2011, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-your-dead-osama-bin-laden-jokes-right-here-ladies-and-gentleman-get-em-while-theyre-hot/580455/165 "2011-05-14T04:15:00Z")

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NMA (the wacky Taiwan outfit that does CGI recreations of the news) weighs in with [Cribs: Osama bin Laden](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XrNPR4IH8vU).

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**Author:** ![Mr.Me](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d2c977/32.png) [@Mr.Me](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Me)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2011, 7:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-your-dead-osama-bin-laden-jokes-right-here-ladies-and-gentleman-get-em-while-theyre-hot/580455/166 "2011-05-15T07:34:06Z")

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If Osama Bin Laden could hear all of these awful jokes, he’d be rolling over in his wave.

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