# Making Fake ID's

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/making-fake-ids/115296>\
**Category:** Factual Questions\
**Created:** [June 21, 2002, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/making-fake-ids/115296 "2002-06-21T17:21:45Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 8\
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**Author:** ![supafly855](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9a28c/32.png) [@supafly855](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/supafly855)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2002, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/making-fake-ids/115296/1 "2002-06-21T17:21:45Z")

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Hello everyone I am trying to make myself a fake ID. Im sure it may sound dumb or whatever but my friends brother had a program for designing the cards. He doesnt have it anymore and I was wondering if anyone could tell me how I could get a program to make them. Does anyone have it? or anything that could help? Any help is appreciated thanks!

;j

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**Author:** ![Ike\_Witt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ike_witt/32/283_2.png) [@Ike\_Witt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ike_Witt)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2002, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/making-fake-ids/115296/2 "2002-06-21T17:30:49Z")

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This thread is going down in flames. Asking for help in breaking the law is highly frowned upon at the SDMB.

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**Author:** ![evilhanz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ba8739/32.png) [@evilhanz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/evilhanz)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2002, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/making-fake-ids/115296/3 "2002-06-21T17:30:59Z")

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A moderator will be along shortly to close this thread. We’re not allowed to offer adivce on committing crimes. Thank you. Come again.

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**Author:** ![lno](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/a8b319/32.png) [@lno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lno)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2002, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/making-fake-ids/115296/4 "2002-06-21T17:54:18Z")

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Your local police department is a great resource for many topics. They may be able to shed some light on this for you.

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**Author:** ![scott\_evil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@scott\_evil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scott_evil)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2002, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/making-fake-ids/115296/5 "2002-06-21T17:57:45Z")

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_School’s out for summer!  
School’s out forever!_

:rolleyes:

Listen, kiddo, I’m sure you must be jonesing for a cold one right about now, so when I get home and begin my Friday night orgy of depravity and drunkenness, I’ll lift the beer stein I stole from the Cock & Bull last night and make a toast to **supafly855** and his pencil-dick friend as I whack off to gay porn.

Way to first post.

- s.e.

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**Author:** ![sailor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a587f6/32.png) [@sailor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sailor)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2002, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/making-fake-ids/115296/6 "2002-06-21T18:00:35Z")

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\>\> Im sure it may sound dumb

You got that right.

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**Author:** ![pezpunk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@pezpunk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pezpunk)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2002, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/making-fake-ids/115296/7 "2002-06-21T18:07:40Z")

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First you go to your favorite p2p and download as much kiddie porn as possible. Then you go out to the corner and ask a prostitute for some crack cocaine…

Great first post!

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**Author:** ![John\_Kentzel-Griffin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ccd318/32.png) [@John\_Kentzel-Griffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Kentzel-Griffin)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2002, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/making-fake-ids/115296/8 "2002-06-21T18:52:27Z")

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:Sigh:

We will not help you break laws here.

This is closed.

**DrMatrix** - General Questions Moderator
