# Making friends with the crows

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/making-friends-with-the-crows/736495>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [November 3, 2015, 4:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/making-friends-with-the-crows/736495 "2015-11-03T04:38:31Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 13\
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**Author:** ![Buttercup\_Smith](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buttercup_smith/32/473_2.png) [@Buttercup\_Smith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buttercup_Smith)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2015, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/making-friends-with-the-crows/736495/41 "2015-11-05T03:04:28Z")

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> [@TriPolar](#):
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> Never trust the crows. I can tell you from experience, don’t turn your back on them, don’t let them know any of your passwords.

They are a Murder of crows afterall.

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**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2015, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/making-friends-with-the-crows/736495/42 "2015-11-05T03:33:31Z")

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Crow: “I’m different!”

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [July 8, 2016, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/making-friends-with-the-crows/736495/43 "2016-07-08T17:22:41Z")

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We have a juvenile crow out there. Its plumage is fluffier and lighter than the adults, and its call is higher. It’s having trouble with the peanuts, but its mom opens them and feeds them to it. 🙂

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**Author:** ![StuckinNJ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e95f7d/32.png) [@StuckinNJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StuckinNJ)\
**Post date:** [July 8, 2016, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/making-friends-with-the-crows/736495/44 "2016-07-08T18:00:39Z")

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Am I the only one on the opposite side here? I can’t stand the crows that have taken up residence in my yard. The days I’m working out of my home office I find myself dreaming up ways to get rid of them. They are annoyingly loud and tend to squawk(crow?, Not sure what one calls their incessant chatter) continuously. Love the sound of songbirds in the morning, but how anyone can be pleased by what comes out of the crows. Quite a few times I’ve found my way to various sporting websites checking out pellet guns. Before you start with the throwback; A. I am aware of the relevant hunting laws in my local jurisdiction and B. I really couldn’t kill anything just because it annoys me.

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**Author:** ![Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e47c2d/32.png) [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffy_the_Elephant_Shrew)\
**Post date:** [July 8, 2016, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/making-friends-with-the-crows/736495/45 "2016-07-08T18:20:27Z")

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I have a crow who has learned to come to my door for Cheeto treats–I don’t even eat them myself; I just keep a bag by the door. I was hoping to train him (or her) to finger feed, but he remains wary and won’t come closer than about three feet. Years ago I had a scrub jay who became tame enough to land in my hand for peanuts after only a few days of handouts.

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**Author:** ![Doctor\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doctor_jackson/32/32_2.png) [@Doctor\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doctor_Jackson)\
**Post date:** [July 8, 2016, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/making-friends-with-the-crows/736495/46 "2016-07-08T19:46:18Z")

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> [@Johnny\_L.A](#):
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> It’s having trouble with the peanuts, but its mom opens them and feeds them to it. 🙂

My mom used to do that for me! But not since I turned 52. She says I’m a big boy now.

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**Author:** ![teela\_brown](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/d9b06d/32.png) [@teela\_brown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/teela_brown)\
**Post date:** [July 8, 2016, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/making-friends-with-the-crows/736495/47 "2016-07-08T20:59:06Z")

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Crows have really moved into our neighborhood in the last couple of years. I just realized the other day that I haven’t heard a robin or a starling or a chickadee or even a pigeon in a long time. The explanation was obvious - the crows are raiding their nests and eating the eggs and fledglings.

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [July 8, 2016, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/making-friends-with-the-crows/736495/48 "2016-07-08T21:14:50Z")

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We have chickadees and robins in addition to crows. Doves to, I think.

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**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\
**Post date:** [July 9, 2016, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/making-friends-with-the-crows/736495/49 "2016-07-09T15:11:08Z")

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We had a crow come around and steal chicken eggs. He’d hover around the yard, pissing off the dogs, then steal an egg and fly off.

Then a second one showed up. And a third.

One day, I’m outside, and I see this bastard and he flies behind me and I turn to see about 10 of the bastards!

Well, I sent them a message, and I sure as hell wasn’t trying to make friends! We have since come “to an understanding”, and I haven’t seen them since.

Beautiful, charming, horrible, noble creatures.

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**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\
**Post date:** [July 9, 2016, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/making-friends-with-the-crows/736495/50 "2016-07-09T15:15:27Z")

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> [@Johnny\_L.A](#):
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> Doves to, I think.

Ahh, yes. The _Dove problem_ is next to be solved.

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**Author:** ![thelurkinghorror](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7c8e57/32.png) [@thelurkinghorror](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thelurkinghorror)\
**Post date:** [July 9, 2016, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/making-friends-with-the-crows/736495/51 "2016-07-09T15:19:49Z")

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> [@Gatopescado](#):
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> Ahh, yes. The _Dove problem_ is next to be solved.

Fortunately, they’re delicious.

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**Author:** ![flatlined](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/eb9ed0/32.png) [@flatlined](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/flatlined)\
**Post date:** [July 10, 2016, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/making-friends-with-the-crows/736495/52 "2016-07-10T21:19:18Z")

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Way back when, I used to work in a building with a balcony on the second floor. I liked to eat my lunch out there and read. A crow started hanging out on the railing and I’d give him my leftover lunch. He managed to figure out what days I usually worked, because he was always there when I was supposed to be there, but if I covered someone else on my off days, he wouldn’t be waiting.

It was rather amusing when he did show up belatedly for his share of my lunch. He always had a “what the heck are you doing here?” attitude.

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**Author:** ![Maggie\_the\_Ocelot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/df705f/32.png) [@Maggie\_the\_Ocelot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maggie_the_Ocelot)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2016, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/making-friends-with-the-crows/736495/53 "2016-07-11T15:36:12Z")

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> [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](#):
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> Crow: “I’m different!”

#Notallcrows

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