# Making my own sex toy

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/making-my-own-sex-toy/319304>\
**Category:** Factual Questions\
**Created:** [August 30, 2005, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/making-my-own-sex-toy/319304 "2005-08-30T19:02:20Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 3\
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**Author:** ![ouryL](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ouryl/32/6067_2.png) [@ouryL](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ouryL)\
**Post date:** [August 31, 2005, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/making-my-own-sex-toy/319304/21 "2005-08-31T20:55:25Z")

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> [@Pushkin](#):
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> Or have a shave down there and give your g/f a double surprise, who wants a mouth ful of short and curlies anyway? 😉

I bet your never thought you’d be slathering Vaseline down there again!! 😛

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**Author:** ![ouryL](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ouryl/32/6067_2.png) [@ouryL](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ouryL)\
**Post date:** [August 31, 2005, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/making-my-own-sex-toy/319304/22 "2005-08-31T20:56:43Z")

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> [@mack](#):
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> When mine first grew, naturally I had to immortalize it in plaster.
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> I had some stuff that you mix with warm water to make the mold.
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> Armed with a playboy I mixed the stuff up, plunged in my member and struggled to maintain my erection while the mold set.
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> It was my first taste of plunging my member into a warm, soft, moist, place that tightens and squeezes said member. What’s this strange queasy feeling? UH!!
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> Needless to say I had trouble maintaining my erection, but not for lack of stimulation. I gave up after a couple of times. I had better things to do!
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> So, have fun. I imagine the hard part will be maintaining your poise while the mold sets. Make sure you get enough supplies for more than one take. You may need a fluffer. Or not.

Hey Doc!! Can I get a Viagra? I gotta make me my own dildo!! 😛

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**Author:** ![Belrix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ed655f/32.png) [@Belrix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Belrix)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2005, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/making-my-own-sex-toy/319304/23 "2005-09-01T02:25:24Z")

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Well, to revisit one more time. Here’s a [hilarious review](http://www.hootisland.com/reviews/toys/fun/createamate.html) of the [Create-a-mate](http://www.createamate.com) silicone kit. This kit supplies enough “buddy batter”, ie mold-making material, for three tries. The review & kit suggest that more than one try may be necessary.

Note, the first site is almost workplace safe, the Create-a-mate one is not.

-B

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