# Malaysian Man Gets Penis Stuck in Nut
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/malaysian-man-gets-penis-stuck-in-nut/461856
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [September 3, 2008, 1:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/malaysian-man-gets-penis-stuck-in-nut/461856 "2008-09-03T13:02:19Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author:  [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)
#### Post date: [September 3, 2008, 1:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/malaysian-man-gets-penis-stuck-in-nut/461856/1 "2008-09-03T13:02:19Z")
… a hexnut-type nut, apparently.
> [@](#):
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> KUALA LUMPUR (AFP) – A Malaysian welder had to have a nut removed from around his penis after an attempt to lengthen it before he gets engaged next week went embarrassingly wrong, a news report said Sunday.
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> The nut got stuck on his penis following an erection, the Star newspaper said, forcing him to seek help at a hospital in southern Johor state.
[http://news.yahoo.com/story//afp/20080831/od\_afp/malaysiasexoffbeat](http://news.yahoo.com/story//afp/20080831/od_afp/malaysiasexoffbeat)
I’m still trying to figure out how this was supposed to lengthen it. Dude, you’re _already_ engaged – you don’t have to try to improve things.
I suspect his activities had nothing to do with penis alterations, and the explanation is a smokescreen. But what do I know?
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### Author:  [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)
#### Post date: [September 3, 2008, 1:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/malaysian-man-gets-penis-stuck-in-nut/461856/2 "2008-09-03T13:13:23Z")
Maybe he wanted to get screwed.
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### Author:  [@Ale](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ale)
#### Post date: [September 3, 2008, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/malaysian-man-gets-penis-stuck-in-nut/461856/3 "2008-09-03T13:50:25Z")
So he went to the ER to bust a nut?
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### Author:  [@nd\_n8](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nd_n8)
#### Post date: [September 3, 2008, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/malaysian-man-gets-penis-stuck-in-nut/461856/4 "2008-09-03T13:54:16Z")
I slightly misunderstood the thread title and thought someone had told him to Go F\*\*\* Himself, which he did.
Seriously though, he’s a welder and he got his member stuck in a steel hex nut. He’s too much of a badass for me to mess with.
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### Author:  [@WhyNot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WhyNot)
#### Post date: [September 3, 2008, 1:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/malaysian-man-gets-penis-stuck-in-nut/461856/5 "2008-09-03T13:58:57Z")
Aw, nuts.
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### Author:  [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)
#### Post date: [September 3, 2008, 2:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/malaysian-man-gets-penis-stuck-in-nut/461856/6 "2008-09-03T14:08:02Z")
Sometimes you steel like a nut, sometimes you joint.
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### Author:  [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)
#### Post date: [September 3, 2008, 2:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/malaysian-man-gets-penis-stuck-in-nut/461856/7 "2008-09-03T14:12:48Z")
Steampunk cock ring?
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### Author:  [@Uncommon\_Sense](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uncommon_Sense)
#### Post date: [September 3, 2008, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/malaysian-man-gets-penis-stuck-in-nut/461856/8 "2008-09-03T14:14:59Z")
Gives new meaning to the term “fucknut”.
The literal meaning in action!! Yes!
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### Author:  [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)
#### Post date: [September 3, 2008, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/malaysian-man-gets-penis-stuck-in-nut/461856/9 "2008-09-03T14:24:01Z")
There once was a man named Dizzy McGuinness
Who was cursed through life with a corkscrew penis
All through his life he searched for a honey
Who was cursed through life with a corkscrew cunny
Find her he did, but he ended up dead
'Cause the goddamned girl had a left-handed thread
No, my junior high years were not wasted at all, why do you ask?
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### Author:  [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)
#### Post date: [September 3, 2008, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/malaysian-man-gets-penis-stuck-in-nut/461856/10 "2008-09-03T14:30:41Z")
Fear me, for I have _Entered The Octagon_.
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### Author:  [@Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otto)
#### Post date: [September 3, 2008, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/malaysian-man-gets-penis-stuck-in-nut/461856/11 "2008-09-03T14:38:42Z")
> [@CalMeacham](#):
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> I’m still trying to figure out how this was supposed to lengthen it.
WAG is that he thought the weight would stretch it. Weights are used in foreskin reconstruction.
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### Author:  [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)
#### Post date: [September 3, 2008, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/malaysian-man-gets-penis-stuck-in-nut/461856/12 "2008-09-03T22:35:05Z")
> [@Otto](#):
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> WAG is that he thought the weight would stretch it. Weights are used in foreskin reconstruction.
Ever read [_Modern Primitives_](http://www.amazon.com/Modern-Primitives-Re-Search-Vale/dp/0965046931)?
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### Author:  [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)
#### Post date: [September 4, 2008, 9:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/malaysian-man-gets-penis-stuck-in-nut/461856/13 "2008-09-04T09:30:06Z")
“Hey! You got your nut on my penis!”
“Hey! You got your penis in my nut!”
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### Author:  [@Amber\_in\_Treasury](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amber_in_Treasury)
#### Post date: [September 4, 2008, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/malaysian-man-gets-penis-stuck-in-nut/461856/14 "2008-09-04T14:38:38Z")
I was thinking coconut.
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### Author:  [@Hockey\_Monkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hockey_Monkey)
#### Post date: [September 4, 2008, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/malaysian-man-gets-penis-stuck-in-nut/461856/15 "2008-09-04T14:43:11Z")
How did he get it off?
He unscrewed it.
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### Author:  [@Mindfield](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mindfield)
#### Post date: [September 4, 2008, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/malaysian-man-gets-penis-stuck-in-nut/461856/16 "2008-09-04T14:55:47Z")
Something like that’s gotta be embarrassing, and word of stuff like that gets around fast. I wouldn’t wanna stick around _my_ down after that – if I were him, the second I was free to go, I’d bolt.
_What??_ Come on, his reputation is basically screwed, and I certainly wouldn’t wanna lug around that kinda stigma.
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### Author:  [@RandMcnally](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RandMcnally)
#### Post date: [September 4, 2008, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/malaysian-man-gets-penis-stuck-in-nut/461856/17 "2008-09-04T15:15:44Z")
> [@CalMeacham](#):
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> I suspect his activities had nothing to do with penis alterations, and the explanation is a smokescreen. But what do I know?
If that’s the case, I really don’t want to know what he was really doing. If you have to use “I was trying to lengthen my penis” as a cover story because the truth is even more embarrassing, then yeah.
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### Author:  [@Mtgman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mtgman)
#### Post date: [September 4, 2008, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/malaysian-man-gets-penis-stuck-in-nut/461856/18 "2008-09-04T18:56:16Z")
I guess that’s one way to make sure you get to bust a nut before you have to pull out. I bet he’ll use the withdrawal method in the future though.
Enjoy,
Steven
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### Author:  [@Jenaroph](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jenaroph)
#### Post date: [September 4, 2008, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/malaysian-man-gets-penis-stuck-in-nut/461856/19 "2008-09-04T19:13:13Z")
> [@Amber\_in\_Treasury](#):
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> I was thinking coconut.
My first guess was he was sticking it in that sprinkler rainbow conspiracy lady.
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### Author:  [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)
#### Post date: [September 4, 2008, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/malaysian-man-gets-penis-stuck-in-nut/461856/20 "2008-09-04T20:20:48Z")
Yeah, I bet he really felt the [_insert pun_]
\*bolt, brace, bracket, buckle, button, catch, clamp, clasp, clip, cotter pin, hasp, latch, leash, lock, nail, nut, padlock, peg, pin, rivet, screw, snap, staple, strap, stud, tack, toggle bolt, velcro, zipper
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