# Malaysian Man Gets Penis Stuck in Nut

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/malaysian-man-gets-penis-stuck-in-nut/461856>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [September 3, 2008, 1:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/malaysian-man-gets-penis-stuck-in-nut/461856 "2008-09-03T13:02:19Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 5\
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**Author:** ![pbbth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f9ae1b/32.png) [@pbbth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pbbth)\
**Post date:** [September 4, 2008, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/malaysian-man-gets-penis-stuck-in-nut/461856/21 "2008-09-04T20:34:36Z")

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Am I the only one who was picturing a man with a walnut stuck on his wang from this thread title?

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**Author:** ![PeacePlease](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/71c47a/32.png) [@PeacePlease](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PeacePlease)\
**Post date:** [September 4, 2008, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/malaysian-man-gets-penis-stuck-in-nut/461856/22 "2008-09-04T20:52:40Z")

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No, **pbbth** you certainly were not! I was extremely curious to find out how on earth this guy thought that a wal-pea-brazil nut would be an effective masturbatory aid.

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**Author:** ![Weirddave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/919ad9/32.png) [@Weirddave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Weirddave)\
**Post date:** [September 5, 2008, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/malaysian-man-gets-penis-stuck-in-nut/461856/23 "2008-09-05T00:51:42Z")

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I got my penis stuck in a nut one time-true story.  
The alimony alone cost me 45K.

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**Author:** ![Pyper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Pyper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pyper)\
**Post date:** [September 5, 2008, 3:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/malaysian-man-gets-penis-stuck-in-nut/461856/24 "2008-09-05T03:48:35Z")

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> [@Amber\_in\_Treasury](#):
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> I was thinking coconut.

I was picturing a walnut and some sort of masturbation scenario gone horribly awry.

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**Author:** ![Heffalump\_and\_Roo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/heffalump_and_roo/32/7691_2.png) [@Heffalump\_and\_Roo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Heffalump_and_Roo)\
**Post date:** [September 5, 2008, 5:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/malaysian-man-gets-penis-stuck-in-nut/461856/25 "2008-09-05T05:01:42Z")

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> [@pbbth](#):
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> Am I the only one who was picturing a man with a walnut stuck on his wang from this thread title?

I was thinking more of an acorn type thing. But essentially yeah. . . I’m not decided if the story was more disappointing than my original thought or not.

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