# Malcom in the middle question....

**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/malcom-in-the-middle-question/143085
**Category:** Cafe Society
**Created:** [December 16, 2002, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/malcom-in-the-middle-question/143085 "2002-12-16T15:24:29Z")
**Posts on this page:** 7
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### Author: ![Ryan\_Liam](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ryan_liam/32/3965_2.png) [@Ryan\_Liam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ryan_Liam)
#### Post date: [December 16, 2002, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/malcom-in-the-middle-question/143085/1 "2002-12-16T15:24:29Z")

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You know that game they play when Malcolm is in hospital, threatened with malpractising doctors, does it exist? Because I want it!

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### Author: ![Ryan\_Liam](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ryan_liam/32/3965_2.png) [@Ryan\_Liam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ryan_Liam)
#### Post date: [December 17, 2002, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/malcom-in-the-middle-question/143085/2 "2002-12-17T20:40:24Z")

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come on, you’ve gotta know.

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### Author: ![gonzoron](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a6a055/32.png) [@gonzoron](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gonzoron)
#### Post date: [December 17, 2002, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/malcom-in-the-middle-question/143085/3 "2002-12-17T22:36:55Z")

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I don’t watch the show, but could probably identify the game from a description. What was it like?

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### Author: ![DocCathode](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doccathode/32/18773_2.png) [@DocCathode](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DocCathode)
#### Post date: [December 17, 2002, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/malcom-in-the-middle-question/143085/4 "2002-12-17T23:31:17Z")

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To which the answer is yes. It’s a real game made by a major company.

[Here Ya Go](http://www.parkerbrothers.com/pl/page.viewproduct/product_id.9491/dn/default.cfm)

Seinfeld did an episode which featured a game of Risk between Kramer and Newman.

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### Author: ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)
#### Post date: [December 18, 2002, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/malcom-in-the-middle-question/143085/5 "2002-12-18T02:33:01Z")

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> Seinfeld did an episode which featured a game of Risk between Kramer and Newman.

Sweet fancy Moses. There’s still an episode of that show I haven’t seen? I thought I’d killed the last of that species when I finally saw the original astronaut pen episode.

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### Author: ![Neurotik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/91b2a8/32.png) [@Neurotik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Neurotik)
#### Post date: [December 18, 2002, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/malcom-in-the-middle-question/143085/6 "2002-12-18T03:15:56Z")

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Couldn’t tell you the name of the game, but the episode name was “Surgery.” It’s from the second season - the one where Malcolm fakes being sick, gets sent to the hospital and the doctors mix him up for another kid and he almost gets a needless apendectomy. The family is playing some board game while he is in the hospital.

I’ll go with **DocCathode** and say that I thought it was Risk, too.

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### Author: ![gonzoron](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a6a055/32.png) [@gonzoron](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gonzoron)
#### Post date: [December 18, 2002, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/malcom-in-the-middle-question/143085/7 "2002-12-18T15:12:51Z")

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Risk? man, I thought this would be hard. Who hasn’t heard of risk? 😉

Big map of the world? 5 Dice, and lots of little armies? (plastic men, plastic roman numerals, wooden chits, or metal men, canons and horses, depending on the edition.) If so, that’s Risk. Fairly popular, despite being largely luck-based.
