# Male dopers: A threesome with two women that you don't find particularly attractive **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [May 1, 2007, 7:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/male-dopers-a-threesome-with-two-women-that-you-dont-find-particularly-attractive/402278 "2007-05-01T07:12:01Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![RandMcnally](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b782af/32.png) [@RandMcnally](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RandMcnally)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2007, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/male-dopers-a-threesome-with-two-women-that-you-dont-find-particularly-attractive/402278/41 "2007-05-02T01:47:19Z")
As long as neither of them were fat or hairy, I’d be up for it. ---
**Author:** ![Rick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/9f8e36/32.png) [@Rick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2007, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/male-dopers-a-threesome-with-two-women-that-you-dont-find-particularly-attractive/402278/42 "2007-05-02T01:52:07Z")
[QUOTE=Little Nemo] You have to consider the available alternatives. Was it a case of _“Do I go have a threesome with these two semi-attractive women or do I go have sex with Jessica Alba, who was hitting on me earlier?”_ Or was it more like _“Do I go have a threesome with these two semi-attractive women or do I go home and watch Seinfeld reruns?”_ [/QUOTE] I think **Little Nemo** nailed it. ---
**Author:** ![Shagnasty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9dc877/32.png) [@Shagnasty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shagnasty)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2007, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/male-dopers-a-threesome-with-two-women-that-you-dont-find-particularly-attractive/402278/43 "2007-05-02T01:55:19Z")
I couldn’t do it. I have really high standards for looks in women and they have never been broken. I cringe when I think about prostitutes, ugly girls getting picked up by drunk guys at bars, and even less than attractive girls in porn. I get pissed when I click on a thumbnail of someone on a porn site that I assume is attractive and she has any flaws at all. I can’t click the close button fast enough. No way. ---
**Author:** ![PharmBoy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/74df32/32.png) [@PharmBoy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PharmBoy)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2007, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/male-dopers-a-threesome-with-two-women-that-you-dont-find-particularly-attractive/402278/44 "2007-05-02T02:04:40Z")
[QUOTE=Malacandra] Speaking as someone whose sex life seems to have mostly entailed people I don’t find especially attractive, I can certainly say that in some parallel universe I’d’ve been all over that like jizz on a porn starlet’s face. Sheer naked curiosity would have done the necessary, given the proviso that the women weren’t hideous. [/QUOTE] Quite a vivid simile… 😛 ---
**Author:** ![chorpler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chorpler/32/2888_2.png) [@chorpler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chorpler)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2007, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/male-dopers-a-threesome-with-two-women-that-you-dont-find-particularly-attractive/402278/45 "2007-05-02T02:11:32Z")
I’d say “Hey, let’s make it a foursome and have my wife join in too!” At least then there’d be somebody hot there. And you know the old saying … you can never have too many breasts around you. ---
**Author:** ![slortar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6bbea6/32.png) [@slortar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/slortar)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2007, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/male-dopers-a-threesome-with-two-women-that-you-dont-find-particularly-attractive/402278/46 "2007-05-02T02:19:23Z")
[QUOTE=dahfisheroo] You, sir, are one sick individual. We should get along famously. And **11811** , that is a most excellent idea. If **slortar** gives me permission, consider it done. [/QUOTE] Go crazy, my man. ---
**Author:** ![Nic2004](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/4491bb/32.png) [@Nic2004](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nic2004)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2007, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/male-dopers-a-threesome-with-two-women-that-you-dont-find-particularly-attractive/402278/47 "2007-05-02T02:23:52Z")
In a freakin’ New York Second. Threesomes are great! What’s not to like? Twice as much of all the things you love and more sex than you are likely to survive without serious physical damage. It is at least as good as most imagine it to be. You can go for as long as you are able and when you need a break (and it will be a brief one) they can entertain each other for a few minutes. This in itself will have you back on the pitchers mound in no time flat. ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2007, 8:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/male-dopers-a-threesome-with-two-women-that-you-dont-find-particularly-attractive/402278/48 "2007-05-02T08:53:08Z")
[QUOTE=Rick] I think **Little Nemo** nailed it. [/QUOTE] Which is more than the OP did. ---
**Author:** ![D\_Odds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/d_odds/32/2882_2.png) [@D\_Odds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/D_Odds)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2007, 1:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/male-dopers-a-threesome-with-two-women-that-you-dont-find-particularly-attractive/402278/49 "2007-05-02T13:21:02Z")
When uncommitted, I always worked under the impression that any woman willing to have sex with me was attractive. I never faced a _Janet Reno_-type situation to test my assumption, though. ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2007, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/male-dopers-a-threesome-with-two-women-that-you-dont-find-particularly-attractive/402278/50 "2007-05-02T20:15:58Z")
[QUOTE=Shagnasty] I get pissed when I click on a thumbnail of someone on a porn site that I assume is attractive and she has any flaws at all. [/QUOTE] Said flaws not to include a métier gobbling knob for porn sites, I assume. ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2007, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/male-dopers-a-threesome-with-two-women-that-you-dont-find-particularly-attractive/402278/51 "2007-05-02T20:52:56Z")
[QUOTE=Mtgman] I’m thinking along the same lines as **John Carter of Mars** , life’s too short to dance(horizontally or vertically) with ugly women. [/QUOTE] Absolutely. At this point in my life my social schedule is so filled with hot sex with sexy underwear models that I simply don’t have the time for an interesting meaningless sex trio. :dubious: That being my sarcastic way of saying “Fuck yeah I’m up for having sex!” It’s better than not sex. ---
**Author:** ![stolichnaya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bcef8e/32.png) [@stolichnaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/stolichnaya)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2007, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/male-dopers-a-threesome-with-two-women-that-you-dont-find-particularly-attractive/402278/52 "2007-05-02T21:01:51Z")
[QUOTE=Shagnasty] I couldn’t do it. I have really high standards for looks in women and they have never been broken. I cringe when I think about prostitutes, ugly girls getting picked up by drunk guys at bars, and even less than attractive girls in porn. [/qUOTE] Yeah, it’s a good thing that ugly is relative. Otherwise none of these ugmos would be getting banged. Am I right or what? ::goes up for high five:: ---
**Author:** ![you\_with\_the\_face](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/ecccb3/32.png) [@you\_with\_the\_face](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/you_with_the_face)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2007, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/male-dopers-a-threesome-with-two-women-that-you-dont-find-particularly-attractive/402278/53 "2007-05-03T15:28:31Z")
Don’t all women look the same when the lights go out? ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2007, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/male-dopers-a-threesome-with-two-women-that-you-dont-find-particularly-attractive/402278/54 "2007-05-03T15:31:54Z")
Who said anything about putting the lights out? ---
**Author:** ![Telperien](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Telperien](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telperien)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2007, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/male-dopers-a-threesome-with-two-women-that-you-dont-find-particularly-attractive/402278/55 "2007-05-03T15:39:41Z")
[QUOTE=Malacandra] Who said anything about putting the lights out? [/QUOTE] Ah, someone to whose newsletter I already subscribe. ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2007, 10:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/male-dopers-a-threesome-with-two-women-that-you-dont-find-particularly-attractive/402278/56 "2007-05-04T10:09:20Z")
[QUOTE=Telperien] Ah, someone to whose newsletter I already subscribe. [/QUOTE] Too damn right. And double if it’s three in a bed, I mean, at least some of the time I intend to be watching rather than participating… I’ll be in my bunk. ---
**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2007, 10:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/male-dopers-a-threesome-with-two-women-that-you-dont-find-particularly-attractive/402278/57 "2007-05-04T10:39:22Z")
[QUOTE=slortar] If I don’t find either one attractive, then they’re not going to be any more attractive together. [/QUOTE] Actually - they might. It’s called the Spice Girl Effect. ---
**Author:** ![Telperien](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Telperien](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telperien)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2007, 1:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/male-dopers-a-threesome-with-two-women-that-you-dont-find-particularly-attractive/402278/58 "2007-05-04T13:13:47Z")
[QUOTE=Malacandra] Too damn right. And double if it’s three in a bed, I mean, at least some of the time I intend to be watching rather than participating… I’ll be in my bunk. [/QUOTE] Move over. ---
**Author:** ![Loach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/loach/32/350_2.png) [@Loach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loach)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2007, 1:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/male-dopers-a-threesome-with-two-women-that-you-dont-find-particularly-attractive/402278/59 "2007-05-04T13:30:39Z")
Harry Burns: Because no man can be friends with a woman that he finds attractive. He always wants to have sex with her. Sally Albright: So, you’re saying that a man can be friends with a woman he finds unattractive? Harry Burns: No. You pretty much want to nail 'em too. ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2007, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/male-dopers-a-threesome-with-two-women-that-you-dont-find-particularly-attractive/402278/60 "2007-05-04T15:27:14Z")
[QUOTE=Telperien] Move over. [/QUOTE] Did you bring a friend? I think we both know who’d be up for it. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/male-dopers-a-threesome-with-two-women-that-you-dont-find-particularly-attractive/402278.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/male-dopers-a-threesome-with-two-women-that-you-dont-find-particularly-attractive/402278.md?page=4)