# Male Dopers Beware: Protect your Bits from your Laptop!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/male-dopers-beware-protect-your-bits-from-your-laptop/138200>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [November 22, 2002, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/male-dopers-beware-protect-your-bits-from-your-laptop/138200 "2002-11-22T18:28:48Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 4\
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**Author:** ![I\_can\_t\_believe\_that\_s\_butter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/8edcca/32.png) [@I\_can\_t\_believe\_that\_s\_butter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/I_can_t_believe_that_s_butter)\
**Post date:** [November 23, 2002, 4:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/male-dopers-beware-protect-your-bits-from-your-laptop/138200/21 "2002-11-23T04:46:36Z")

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Taking cybersex a little too literally, eh?  
“Writing a report”, MY ASS!

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**Author:** ![Elenfair](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/cc9497/32.png) [@Elenfair](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elenfair)\
**Post date:** [November 23, 2002, 4:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/male-dopers-beware-protect-your-bits-from-your-laptop/138200/22 "2002-11-23T04:47:33Z")

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Bwaaaa ha ha ha ha.

😃

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**Author:** ![DAVEW0071](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e19b73/32.png) [@DAVEW0071](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DAVEW0071)\
**Post date:** [November 23, 2002, 12:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/male-dopers-beware-protect-your-bits-from-your-laptop/138200/23 "2002-11-23T12:57:50Z")

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Yeah, what **Persephone** said.

I’m just sorry I went and had a vasectomy. I could have achieved the same result and surfed the 'net at the same time.

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**Author:** ![NutWrench](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nutwrench/32/20193_2.png) [@NutWrench](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NutWrench)\
**Post date:** [November 23, 2002, 1:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/male-dopers-beware-protect-your-bits-from-your-laptop/138200/24 "2002-11-23T13:17:48Z")

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I think he should stop trying to type with his penis.

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