You know that scraggly seam that runs down the middle of the scrotum? That’s what would have been the vulva. But nature decided at the last minute to make you male instead.
So the guy who drives around here in a pick up truck with high sides and the hand painted sign that says, “Let Me Haul Your Junk” is a bit kinky???
A loooong time ago I was talking to a coworker about kilts, or about women going commando under their skirts. She said something like “That’s disgusting! Walkin’ aroun’ wit’ your funk all hangin’ out!”
Doomsday cuts it up like a Shaolin monk
Pumping the funk in your junk trunk, punk
MC Hawking seems so much dirtier now…
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According to Gray’s that scraggly seam is called the raphe.
Other sources offer rhaphe.
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