# Male orgasms and the lack of moaning. **URL:** \ **Category:** Factual Questions\ **Created:** [December 12, 2007, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/male-orgasms-and-the-lack-of-moaning/429752 "2007-12-12T16:16:49Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 15\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Hostile\_Dialect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e495f1/32.png) [@Hostile\_Dialect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hostile_Dialect)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2007, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/male-orgasms-and-the-lack-of-moaning/429752/81 "2007-12-14T19:55:32Z")
> [@AskNott](#): > > This would only be useful if the previous man had made his deposit not long before the second man plugged in, and when the tenting was still in effect. Or if the woman hadn’t had an orgasm. And I don’t find it hard to believe that women entertained different suitors close together in primitive socieites. ---
**Author:** ![susan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/susan/32/17537_2.png) [@susan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/susan)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2007, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/male-orgasms-and-the-lack-of-moaning/429752/82 "2007-12-14T20:35:59Z")
> [@](#): > > Damn you !! > > I was going to go for Thing One and Thing Two. I was all set with a “One fish, two fish” riff myself. ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2007, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/male-orgasms-and-the-lack-of-moaning/429752/83 "2007-12-14T20:41:47Z")
Horton hears a WOOOHOOOO! ---
**Author:** ![Pushkin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ee59a6/32.png) [@Pushkin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pushkin)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2007, 11:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/male-orgasms-and-the-lack-of-moaning/429752/84 "2007-12-15T11:03:36Z")
Next time I’ll try for a “KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!” ---
**Author:** ![Lust4Life](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ecc23a/32.png) [@Lust4Life](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lust4Life)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2007, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/male-orgasms-and-the-lack-of-moaning/429752/85 "2007-12-15T18:15:13Z")
I knew how to make my ex missus moan during sex,leave out the foreplay,do that and she’d moan during and even AFTER sex. I dont recommend it though unless you’re feeling particulary suicidal. ---
**Author:** ![Hostile\_Dialect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e495f1/32.png) [@Hostile\_Dialect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hostile_Dialect)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2007, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/male-orgasms-and-the-lack-of-moaning/429752/86 "2007-12-15T22:30:53Z")
What, does she have a retractable vagina dentata? ---
**Author:** ![Lust4Life](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ecc23a/32.png) [@Lust4Life](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lust4Life)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2007, 8:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/male-orgasms-and-the-lack-of-moaning/429752/87 "2007-12-16T08:52:06Z")
[QUOTE=Hostile Dialect] What, does she have a retractable vagina dentata? [/QUOTE] Erm …I’m not sure but she did read a book about hangliding once. ---
**Author:** ![Merijeek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f05b48/32.png) [@Merijeek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Merijeek)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2007, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/male-orgasms-and-the-lack-of-moaning/429752/88 "2007-12-16T14:33:37Z")
[QUOTE=Pushkin] G/f gets pissed off if it doesn’t happen and just storms off to do some housework without speaking to me for a while. Sometimes its better to feel stupid than feel shit 🙂 [/QUOTE] But…some housework gets done? -Joe ---
**Author:** ![Cartooniverse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cartooniverse/32/3084_2.png) [@Cartooniverse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cartooniverse)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2007, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/male-orgasms-and-the-lack-of-moaning/429752/89 "2007-12-17T16:00:19Z")
( Replied to **Shoshana** but upon reflection it was just too filthy. 😃 ) ---
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2007, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/male-orgasms-and-the-lack-of-moaning/429752/90 "2007-12-17T18:20:29Z")
[QUOTE=Pushkin] I just can’t quite believe she knows what she’s talking about 🙂 [/QUOTE] Huh? I’m not sure if you’re being serious enough…but who would know better than her about her own body? ---
**Author:** ![tonedef](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f05b48/32.png) [@tonedef](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tonedef)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2007, 9:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/male-orgasms-and-the-lack-of-moaning/429752/91 "2007-12-18T09:57:18Z")
Well its not impossible to moan or make some kind of noise. I like to go **TA DARRRRR** (the noise a magician makes) ---
**Author:** ![Pushkin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ee59a6/32.png) [@Pushkin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pushkin)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2007, 10:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/male-orgasms-and-the-lack-of-moaning/429752/92 "2007-12-18T10:58:21Z")
[QUOTE=Freudian Slit] Huh? I’m not sure if you’re being serious enough…but who would know better than her about her own body? [/QUOTE] I’m not that great in the sack. If she can orgasm from what I do I’d expect her to go nuts driving over speed bumps. ---
**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2007, 12:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/male-orgasms-and-the-lack-of-moaning/429752/93 "2007-12-18T12:54:04Z")
[QUOTE=tonedef] Well its not impossible to moan or make some kind of noise. I like to go **TA DARRRRR** (the noise a magician makes) [/QUOTE] As long as you don’t scream “A LA PEANUT BUTTER SANDWICHES!” you should be fine… ---
**Author:** ![cmyk](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmyk/32/3353_2.png) [@cmyk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmyk)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2007, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/male-orgasms-and-the-lack-of-moaning/429752/94 "2007-12-18T14:58:00Z")
So am I the only one that brings in the Mormon Tabernacle Choir to give me a “Hallelujah!!!” right at the climax? ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2007, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/male-orgasms-and-the-lack-of-moaning/429752/95 "2007-12-18T15:40:02Z")
Wouldn’t “He Came Upon A Midnight Clear” be more appropriate? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/male-orgasms-and-the-lack-of-moaning/429752.md?page=4)