# "Male river dolphins have been known to insert their penis into the blowhole ...

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [June 16, 2007, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/male-river-dolphins-have-been-known-to-insert-their-penis-into-the-blowhole/408295 "2007-06-16T22:38:25Z")\
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**Author:** ![Antinor01](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecae2f/32.png) [@Antinor01](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Antinor01)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2007, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/male-river-dolphins-have-been-known-to-insert-their-penis-into-the-blowhole/408295/21 "2007-06-18T15:46:14Z")

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[QUOTE=WhyNot]  
Yeah, for a second there I was wondering if there really WAS a Gay Agenda.

Then I wondered if someone merely wants me to think there’s a Gay Agenda.

Then I found a website devoted to captioning cats and decided it was a better use of my time.  
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Excellent! The cat caption website diversion is still working. We can save ruse 521-b for another day.

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**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2007, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/male-river-dolphins-have-been-known-to-insert-their-penis-into-the-blowhole/408295/22 "2007-06-18T16:19:19Z")

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[QUOTE=CalMeacham]  
Using your penis as a remote sensor and manipulator seems very weird, nevertheless.  
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My employer certainly thought so, loudly and at great length.

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