# Male Sexuality Question **URL:** \ **Category:** Factual Questions\ **Created:** [May 29, 2002, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/male-sexuality-question/111445 "2002-05-29T21:25:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 15\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![scott\_evil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@scott\_evil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scott_evil)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2002, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/male-sexuality-question/111445/21 "2002-05-31T14:19:38Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by alice\_in\_wonderland \* > \*\*“business” would of course be the mess. > > (if he bottomed) would refer to being on the receiving end of bum sex, AFAIK (refering only to sex, as opposed to relationship issues). \*\* ::giggle:: That spoiler TMI thing was fun. I’ll use it again. 😃 Most of the time, there’s no “mess,” but after all is said and cum, the bottom often needs to crap big time. - s.e. ---
**Author:** ![NurseCarmen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/5daacb/32.png) [@NurseCarmen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NurseCarmen)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2002, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/male-sexuality-question/111445/22 "2002-05-31T14:23:32Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by MyFootsZZZ \* > \*\* > > I don’t know if I would… I’m 21 and get bored of it all. It’s not that I don’t get horny, it’s just that I’m bored of it. \*\* yiikes. that is so depressing. ---
**Author:** ![scott\_evil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@scott\_evil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scott_evil)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2002, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/male-sexuality-question/111445/23 "2002-05-31T15:22:46Z")
Just read in ATMB that the spoiler tag isn’t intended for TMI. I won’t use it for that purpose again. My apologies to the mods and the admin. ☹ - s.e. ---
**Author:** ![Honey](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/honey/32/5074_2.png) [@Honey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Honey)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2002, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/male-sexuality-question/111445/24 "2002-05-31T17:33:01Z")
**scott evil** Just curious as to why you’d want to get the sticky goo off your chest? That’s the nectar of the gods and it also makes a damn fine moisturizer if you rub it in. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![alice\_in\_wonderland](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alice_in_wonderland/32/176_2.png) [@alice\_in\_wonderland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alice_in_wonderland)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2002, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/male-sexuality-question/111445/25 "2002-05-31T17:35:38Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Honey \* > \*\ ***scott evil** > Just curious as to why you’d want to get the sticky goo off your chest? > > That’s the nectar of the gods and it also makes a damn fine moisturizer if you rub it in. > > 😉 \*\* True, but some people prefer not to spend their lives looking like a glazed doughnut. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![scott\_evil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@scott\_evil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scott_evil)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2002, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/male-sexuality-question/111445/26 "2002-05-31T18:09:37Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Honey \* > \*\ ***scott evil** > Just curious as to why you’d want to get the sticky goo off your chest? > > That’s the nectar of the gods and it also makes a damn fine moisturizer if you rub it in. > > 😉 \*\* Ewwwwwwwww! What if I had a hairy chest? Every hair would have clumps of dried white cum on it and/or be stuck together. Ewwwwwwww! We need a barf emoticon… - s.e. ---
**Author:** ![roadrunner70](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e19b73/32.png) [@roadrunner70](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/roadrunner70)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2002, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/male-sexuality-question/111445/27 "2002-05-31T18:22:29Z")
Getting back to the OP, I believe the brain has a lot to do with making you horny. Right now, I’m sporting wood, imagining **Honey** moisturizing her chest. So, how _you_ doin’? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![rjung](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/45deac/32.png) [@rjung](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rjung)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2002, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/male-sexuality-question/111445/28 "2002-05-31T18:28:49Z")
As I’ve often told my wife, “Just gimmie a minute to catch my breath and we can continue.” 😉 Unfortunately, she just wants to go to sleep by then… ☹ ---
**Author:** ![scott\_evil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@scott\_evil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scott_evil)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2002, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/male-sexuality-question/111445/29 "2002-05-31T19:20:54Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by rjung \* > \*\*As I’ve often told my wife, “Just gimmie a minute to catch my breath and we can continue.” 😉 > > Unfortunately, she just wants to go to sleep by then… ☹ \*\* What kind of Bizarro Superman world are you living in? 😉 - s.e. ---
**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2002, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/male-sexuality-question/111445/30 "2002-05-31T20:02:10Z")
Quoth **caffeine\_overdose** : > [@](#): > > I can be walking down the street doing differential equations but if I see a girl dressed in a tank-top and short shorts there is only one thing on my mind That one thing is trying to figure out which u and dv you should use for integration by parts, right? Same here. ---
**Author:** ![MyFootsZZZ](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/myfootszzz/32/12580_2.png) [@MyFootsZZZ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MyFootsZZZ)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2002, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/male-sexuality-question/111445/31 "2002-05-31T21:23:27Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by NurseCarmen \* > \*\* > > yiikes. that is so depressing. \*\* ONE WOULD THINK SO. But there’s something great about! For one thing it’s not as if I feel that way all the time. But it seems to piss SOME women off when you totally NOT impressed with them all the damn time. I’m NOT the type of guy (by appearance and status) that would be picky and have standards. I need “better” better reasons than many men to get excited about it, (which happens!!). There’s other benefits too… ---
**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2002, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/male-sexuality-question/111445/32 "2002-06-01T02:01:59Z")
> [@](#): > > integration by parts Is that what the kids are calling it these days. ---
**Author:** ![caffeine\_overdose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/85e7bf/32.png) [@caffeine\_overdose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/caffeine_overdose)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2002, 4:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/male-sexuality-question/111445/33 "2002-06-02T04:44:20Z")
As to what causes hornyness I think it is the same thing that causes a fight/flight reflex. It can be a sight, scent, touch, taste, sound, or (my personal favorite) scent. The brain interprets it something like this (my mind anyway). Your senses: There is an attractive woman Brain: I shall go and procreate with her. Penis get ready. Penis:okay. Now replace “pretty women” with “sabretooth tiger” and “procreate with her” with “kill it and wear it’s hide.” Now you have thefight/flight instinct. ---
**Author:** ![caffeine\_overdose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/85e7bf/32.png) [@caffeine\_overdose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/caffeine_overdose)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2002, 4:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/male-sexuality-question/111445/34 "2002-06-02T04:48:03Z")
Please ignore that smiley I forgot to disable them and preview it should read Penis:okay ---
**Author:** ![rjung](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/45deac/32.png) [@rjung](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rjung)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2002, 7:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/male-sexuality-question/111445/35 "2002-06-02T07:03:43Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by scott evil \* > What kind of Bizarro Superman world are you living in? 😉 Wish I knew, believe me. I keep trying to help her find the elusive Multiple Orgasm, but she doesn’t believe in that, either… [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/male-sexuality-question/111445.md?page=1)