Just think about it. If those last 100,000 or so voters who voted for Trump in the swing states late on election day had stayed home and not voted, Trump would have lost. We need to track each one of those folks down and LOCK THEM UP!! It’s all their fault. They are the reason Trump won.
Oh, wait a minute. Maybe it was the first 100,000 people who voted for Trump in those states. Yeah, that’s right. If they had just stayed home, then it would’t have mattered if those late people voted for him. It’s the early 100,000 voters in the swing states that are to blame!!
Really. I haven’t heard about that “surplus of single straight men.”
Mostly, single women complain “All the good ones are taken” or “All the good ones are gay.” And a “good one” needn’t be Very Rich & Very Handsome. Has he moved out of Mom’s basement? Does he use good grooming & dress OK? Does he have a brain, a good heart & a sense of humor?
If more men are born 107:100, that seems impossible. Then factor in illegal immigration.
Not sure if the census counts them or not, some sources say yes, others say no. The census claims they’re counted (probably via estimation), but how many illegals are willingly going to meet with the census enumerator, lol.
Surely your resentful quotient FAR outweighs your tiny amount of fuckability in their formula? Or do you have insurmountable bare patches in your neckbeard?
If you can’t join their club, I say you poach their membership by hosting a nearby board game night until all the fun ones have migrated over. Win-win.
I don’t care what seems impossible to you. We’re telling you what actually is true. They take a census every ten years and count how many people there are. In the last census, there was 157,000,000 women and 151,800,000 men.
“Reality, meet OriginalGangster. OriginalGangster, this is reality.”
Your theory that Trump won because many men were secretly hoping that he’d import women and deport men, thus getting a more favorable ratio of men:mate-able women, sure is…original, indeed. So much so that the media completely missed it, that nobody said it, that it surpassed lost jobs in the Rust Belt, or racism, or xenophobia, or anti-Hillary sentiment.
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[li]*Has he moved out of Mom’s basement? *Pretty important. [/li]
[li]*Does he use good grooming & dress OK? *Never showering is a real turnoff; otherwise, a fixer-upper might be worth the trouble. [/li]
[li]Does he have a brain, a good heart & a sense of humor? Weigh each factor to suit; for example, some women may not care for levity.[/li][/ul]
