# Males: Faked an orgasm? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [July 22, 2002, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/males-faked-an-orgasm/120219 "2002-07-22T14:02:49Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Chekmate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/46a35a/32.png) [@Chekmate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chekmate)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2002, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/males-faked-an-orgasm/120219/1 "2002-07-22T14:02:49Z")
Now, [this thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=126687) gave me the idea to ask, How many of you male dopers have faked an orgasm before? Myself? Once. ---
**Author:** ![MachV](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d9b06d/32.png) [@MachV](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MachV)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2002, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/males-faked-an-orgasm/120219/2 "2002-07-22T14:18:13Z")
_::starts to raise hand, then realises this is probably some kind of trick, lowers hand::_ ---
**Author:** ![simple\_homer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9de0a6/32.png) [@simple\_homer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/simple_homer)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2002, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/males-faked-an-orgasm/120219/3 "2002-07-22T16:24:41Z")
Once- I was tired, and just wanted to get some sleep… ---
**Author:** ![Max\_Carnage](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/max_carnage/32/12775_2.png) [@Max\_Carnage](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_Carnage)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2002, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/males-faked-an-orgasm/120219/4 "2002-07-22T16:24:45Z")
I have. She finished before me, I got tired of propping myself up, and Speed Racer was coming on. It was time to quit. And with a condom, you can get away with faking it as long as you use a little misdirection. ---
**Author:** ![Chekmate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/46a35a/32.png) [@Chekmate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chekmate)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2002, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/males-faked-an-orgasm/120219/5 "2002-07-22T16:37:34Z")
My time I was using one of the new extended pleasure condoms. Made me last longer though! ---
**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2002, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/males-faked-an-orgasm/120219/6 "2002-07-22T16:40:10Z")
Yes, once. ---
**Author:** ![Revtim](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/revtim/32/1042_2.png) [@Revtim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revtim)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2002, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/males-faked-an-orgasm/120219/7 "2002-07-22T17:10:41Z")
If you don’t have a special effects crew in your bedroom, you can use the Jedi Mind Trick. Wave your hand and say “these aren’t the droids you’re looking for.” ---
**Author:** ![JohnBckWLD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/d6d6ee/32.png) [@JohnBckWLD](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnBckWLD)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2002, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/males-faked-an-orgasm/120219/8 "2002-07-22T17:19:50Z")
How would you hide the evidence? ---
**Author:** ![photopat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e95f7d/32.png) [@photopat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/photopat)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2002, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/males-faked-an-orgasm/120219/9 "2002-07-22T17:35:43Z")
Well…just once, but I was alone so it’s okay. ---
**Author:** ![tourbot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e95f7d/32.png) [@tourbot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tourbot)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2002, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/males-faked-an-orgasm/120219/10 "2002-07-22T18:10:58Z")
A couple three times, yeah. ---
**Author:** ![Mephisto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/48db29/32.png) [@Mephisto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mephisto)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2002, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/males-faked-an-orgasm/120219/11 "2002-07-22T18:16:19Z")
A couple times. About once every eight years. ---
**Author:** ![MachV](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d9b06d/32.png) [@MachV](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MachV)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2002, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/males-faked-an-orgasm/120219/12 "2002-07-22T18:28:10Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by JohnBckWLD \* > \*\*How would you hide the evidence? \*\* Well, aren’t you pretty much hiding the evidence when you _do_ have an orgasm? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![p\_cific\_812](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/13edae/32.png) [@p\_cific\_812](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/p_cific_812)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2002, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/males-faked-an-orgasm/120219/13 "2002-07-22T18:39:43Z")
Can’t say that I’ve ever needed/wanted to. What can I say? I’m a passionate guy. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c68b51/32.png) [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2002, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/males-faked-an-orgasm/120219/14 "2002-07-22T19:16:52Z")
A couple of times… I just used misdirection with my hands while they stared at the contortions. ---
**Author:** ![tiny\_ham](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@tiny\_ham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiny_ham)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2002, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/males-faked-an-orgasm/120219/15 "2002-07-22T19:21:35Z")
I think John’s question is valid. Where do you put that erection after you’ve faked it? Because if I see you’re still hard, I’m climbin’ on. J ---
**Author:** ![Chekmate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/46a35a/32.png) [@Chekmate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chekmate)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2002, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/males-faked-an-orgasm/120219/16 "2002-07-22T19:31:17Z")
Well, I’m still hard after I’ve had one. It’s just a tid bit sensitive for about 5 minutes, then I can go again. ---
**Author:** ![Munch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/munch/32/5281_2.png) [@Munch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Munch)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2002, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/males-faked-an-orgasm/120219/17 "2002-07-22T19:46:40Z")
Yes, three times. I would always get rid of the condom in the bathroom, so the walk there and back would be sufficient to get rid of that erection. Plus, the reason I was faking it was because I just wasn’t interested, so it wasn’t like I was raring to go. ---
**Author:** ![Horseflesh](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/horseflesh/32/7502_2.png) [@Horseflesh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horseflesh)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2002, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/males-faked-an-orgasm/120219/18 "2002-07-22T19:59:26Z")
I think the reason you fake it is cuz you’ve lost interest, aren’t aroused anymore or just plain fatigued, so the erection will probably fade fast if it hasn’t already. Me? Two or three times I think. Is this a startling revelation for anyone? ---
**Author:** ![Max\_Carnage](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/max_carnage/32/12775_2.png) [@Max\_Carnage](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_Carnage)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2002, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/males-faked-an-orgasm/120219/19 "2002-07-22T20:01:12Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by jarbabyj \* > \*\*I think John’s question is valid. Where do you put that erection after you’ve faked it? > > Because if I see you’re still hard, I’m climbin’ on. > > J \*\* After you’ve worn yourself out to the point of exhaustion/soreness, it’s not too easy to lose the erection. But I loooooooove the way you think, jar 😉 ---
**Author:** ![UrbanChic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/9dc877/32.png) [@UrbanChic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UrbanChic)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2002, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/males-faked-an-orgasm/120219/20 "2002-07-22T20:26:04Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by photopat \* > \*\*Well…just once, but I was alone so it’s okay. \*\* lol! [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/males-faked-an-orgasm/120219.md?page=2)