# Males: Faked an orgasm? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [July 22, 2002, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/males-faked-an-orgasm/120219 "2002-07-22T14:02:49Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Max\_Carnage](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/max_carnage/32/12775_2.png) [@Max\_Carnage](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_Carnage)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2002, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/males-faked-an-orgasm/120219/21 "2002-07-22T21:06:52Z")
I of course meant “not too difficult” above. ---
**Author:** ![blowero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/41988e/32.png) [@blowero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blowero)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2002, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/males-faked-an-orgasm/120219/22 "2002-07-22T21:34:34Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by jarbabyj \* > \*\*I think John’s question is valid. Where do you put that erection after you’ve faked it? > > Because if I see you’re still hard, I’m climbin’ on. > > J \*\* It’s not always like that, though. I’ve had a few partners who finished pretty quickly, and then got kinda bored with the whole affair. When they start looking at their watch, or say “So…you done yet?”, it kinda takes the fun out of it. In that case I’d fake it. The couple of times that’s happened to me, I just dropped the condom in the trash - I didn’t figure anyone is gonna be curious enough to go digging through the trash looking for evidence. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Mermaid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@The\_Mermaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Mermaid)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2002, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/males-faked-an-orgasm/120219/23 "2002-07-23T00:35:48Z")
So what you’re saying \*\* blowero\*\* is that your partners are sometimes so bored that they are checking their watches and asking “So…are you done yet”. Who’da thunk it? ---
**Author:** ![WSLer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/a6a055/32.png) [@WSLer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WSLer)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2002, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/males-faked-an-orgasm/120219/24 "2002-07-23T01:07:20Z")
My "problem " has always been that it’s **hard** for me to blow my wad while having intercourse or oral sex. Doesn’t matter if I use condoms or not. It got to be frustrating with my ex 'cause her focus was on my getting off, which led to some rather “heated” moments. Not heated in a good way either. ---
**Author:** ![imthjckaz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/imthjckaz/32/3223_2.png) [@imthjckaz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/imthjckaz)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2002, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/males-faked-an-orgasm/120219/25 "2002-07-23T01:40:58Z")
Why the hell would I do that? ---
**Author:** ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2002, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/males-faked-an-orgasm/120219/26 "2002-07-23T02:30:45Z")
I’m invoking my 5th Amendment rights. ---
**Author:** ![Cubsfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f4b2a3/32.png) [@Cubsfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cubsfan)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2002, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/males-faked-an-orgasm/120219/27 "2002-07-23T02:34:29Z")
Yeah. I faked it once when a girl I was seeing couldn’t get my to go, EVER, and was feelings pretty distraught about it. She was REALLY tight and the condom on top of that just made it feel more like I had a rubber band around my cock then a pussy. I faked it and it made her happy. ---
**Author:** ![Lorenzo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/4da419/32.png) [@Lorenzo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lorenzo)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2002, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/males-faked-an-orgasm/120219/28 "2002-07-23T03:01:18Z")
So how would you do that without a condom? Methinks the lack of physical evidence could be a problem. ---
**Author:** ![Sublight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/439d5e/32.png) [@Sublight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sublight)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2002, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/males-faked-an-orgasm/120219/29 "2002-07-23T03:18:30Z")
Couple of times in the past. Haven’t had to with my wife, though. ---
**Author:** ![Jenner](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ac8455/32.png) [@Jenner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jenner)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2002, 6:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/males-faked-an-orgasm/120219/30 "2002-07-23T06:16:13Z")
Never. I think it’s dishonest and it vitiates the emotional intimacy and trust that makes sex such an amazing experience. I’ve had sex without reaching orgasm a few times, but I told my girlfriend the truth: sometimes Mr. Happy just doesn’t feel like cooperating – nothing against you personally. She was fine with it. ---
**Author:** ![blowero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/41988e/32.png) [@blowero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blowero)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2002, 7:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/males-faked-an-orgasm/120219/31 "2002-07-23T07:42:22Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by The Mermaid \* > **So what you’re saying \*\* blowero** is that your partners are sometimes so bored that they are checking their watches and asking “So…are you done yet”. > > Who’da thunk it? \*\* Well, not literally. I just meant that some people like it quick, and some people like it to last longer, and sometimes you have a discrepancy between two partners. But you needn’t worry, Mermaid - If I were with you (God forbid), it would be the first time in my life I wouldn’t even be able to get it up at all.😛 But I’m sure you have that effect on most men. ---
**Author:** ![pravnik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8edcca/32.png) [@pravnik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pravnik)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2002, 7:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/males-faked-an-orgasm/120219/32 "2002-07-23T07:50:15Z")
Never. I’m a terrible liar. Besudes, if I don’t have an orgasm, the message isn’t “you’re not sexy”, it’s “you sure are sexy, but man, I’m drunk”. ---
**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2002, 8:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/males-faked-an-orgasm/120219/33 "2002-07-23T08:27:57Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Horseflesh \* > \*\*I think the reason you fake it is cuz you’ve lost interest, aren’t aroused anymore or just plain fatigued, so the erection will probably fade fast if it hasn’t already. Me? Two or three times I think. > > \*\* Ditto. ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2002, 11:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/males-faked-an-orgasm/120219/34 "2002-07-23T11:37:21Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by blowero \* > \*\*Well, not literally. I just meant that some people like it quick, and some people like it to last longer, and sometimes you have a discrepancy between two partners. But you needn’t worry, Mermaid - If I were with you (God forbid), it would be the first time in my life I wouldn’t even be able to get it up at all.😛 But I’m sure you have that effect on most men. \*\* Behave, **blowero**. That was uncalled for. Knock it off. ---
**Author:** ![blowero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/41988e/32.png) [@blowero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blowero)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2002, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/males-faked-an-orgasm/120219/35 "2002-07-23T18:30:35Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Coldfire \* > \*\*Behave, **blowero**. That was uncalled for. Knock it off. \*\* Hrrmmph! _She_ started it… ---
**Author:** ![Abe\_Babe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3ab097/32.png) [@Abe\_Babe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Abe_Babe)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2002, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/males-faked-an-orgasm/120219/36 "2002-07-23T19:06:44Z")
Don’t make me stop this board and slap you, 'cause I _will_. ---
**Author:** ![skinnywhiteboy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea666f/32.png) [@skinnywhiteboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/skinnywhiteboy)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2002, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/males-faked-an-orgasm/120219/37 "2002-07-23T20:46:44Z")
I’ve done it once or twice. There are times she wanted it so bad, and I was just too worn out. ---
**Author:** ![bouv](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bc8723/32.png) [@bouv](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bouv)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2002, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/males-faked-an-orgasm/120219/38 "2002-07-24T00:40:40Z")
Yeah, I faked once. Her and I had both had some alcohol (not drunk, just buzzed.) We went at it once, then again. The second time I was just too damn tired to keep going, so I faked it. I turned my bakc when I took off the condom and I don’t _think_ she caught on, but I have no idea. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Mermaid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@The\_Mermaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Mermaid)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2002, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/males-faked-an-orgasm/120219/39 "2002-07-24T01:29:57Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by blowero \* > It’s not always like that, though. I’ve had a few partners who finished pretty quickly, and then got kinda bored with the whole affair. When **they start looking at their watch, or say “So…you done yet?”** , it kinda takes the fun out of it. In that case I’d fake it. The couple of times that’s happened to me, I just dropped the condom in the trash - I didn’t figure anyone is gonna be curious enough to go digging through the trash looking for evidence. I was just quoting the man directly. His words, not mine. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![seawitch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a587f6/32.png) [@seawitch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/seawitch)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2002, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/males-faked-an-orgasm/120219/40 "2002-07-24T01:33:47Z")
**The Mermaid** , I’m gonna ask **Abe Babe** to pull the thread over. Don’t make us come back there! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/males-faked-an-orgasm/120219.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/males-faked-an-orgasm/120219.md?page=3)