# Males, if you found out you were pregnant right now, what would you do?

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**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [July 1, 2005, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/males-if-you-found-out-you-were-pregnant-right-now-what-would-you-do/310724 "2005-07-01T17:22:44Z")\
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**Author:** ![roger\_thornhill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/d9b06d/32.png) [@roger\_thornhill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/roger_thornhill)\
**Post date:** [July 5, 2005, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/males-if-you-found-out-you-were-pregnant-right-now-what-would-you-do/310724/41 "2005-07-05T03:03:56Z")

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> [@Walloon](#):
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> Psst. . . The doctrine of the “immaculate conception” does not refer to a virgin birth (or to the birth of Jesus). It refers to the birth of Jesus’ mother Mary, by normal biological means, but with a soul “immaculate” of original sin.

Comparing notions, the virgin birth’s easier to swallow.

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**Author:** ![kill\_it\_with\_FIRE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/f6c823/32.png) [@kill\_it\_with\_FIRE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kill_it_with_FIRE)\
**Post date:** [July 5, 2005, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/males-if-you-found-out-you-were-pregnant-right-now-what-would-you-do/310724/42 "2005-07-05T03:16:27Z")

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KILL IT WITH FIRE!  
…Yeah.

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**Author:** ![Casey1505](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dc4da7/32.png) [@Casey1505](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Casey1505)\
**Post date:** [July 5, 2005, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/males-if-you-found-out-you-were-pregnant-right-now-what-would-you-do/310724/43 "2005-07-05T03:36:36Z")

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Get some sheets, boil some water, and think of a name for the little shit.

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**Author:** ![Black\_Train\_Song](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4da419/32.png) [@Black\_Train\_Song](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Black_Train_Song)\
**Post date:** [July 5, 2005, 4:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/males-if-you-found-out-you-were-pregnant-right-now-what-would-you-do/310724/44 "2005-07-05T04:22:27Z")

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return to sender?

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