# Mall of America

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mall-of-america/586269>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [June 21, 2011, 7:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mall-of-america/586269 "2011-06-21T07:06:14Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 10\
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**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\
**Post date:** [June 22, 2011, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mall-of-america/586269/21 "2011-06-22T20:44:39Z")

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I’ve been to Smell of America a couple of times and, other than by its size, was unimpressed. Their stores are the same stores one can find elsewhere; there are just more of them.

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**Author:** ![Rysdad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7cd45c/32.png) [@Rysdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysdad)\
**Post date:** [June 23, 2011, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mall-of-america/586269/22 "2011-06-23T00:58:53Z")

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> [@Dangerosa](#):
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> (It has one Macys (a Bloomingdales, a Nordstrom and a Sears). 1 Banana Republic. And one Hollister. It does have FOUR Aloha Shades though. Two Bare Escentuals, two Ambercromies, two Bath and Body Works…)

TWO Victoria’s Secrets!

[MOA directory here.](http://www.mallofamerica.com/shopping/directory)

Also riffing on what **Dangerosa** said…when the MOA opened, Northwest Airlines was offering rountrip airfares, good for one day only, from places like Chicago, Detroit and, I think, St. Louis for $39.00. I believe airport transfers were included as well.

Come in. Spend. Leave with your plunder. Thanks for your support.

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**Author:** ![Snake\_Plissken](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/41988e/32.png) [@Snake\_Plissken](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snake_Plissken)\
**Post date:** [June 23, 2011, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mall-of-america/586269/23 "2011-06-23T14:07:37Z")

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When I was a corporate chef I was headquartered at a restaurant at the mall. I loved working there, especially in the winter. I could grab anything I needed or wanted before heading home without making a side trip, and was able to park about ten feet from the door.

I live about 10 minutes away, but havent set foot in it in the last 5 years though.

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**Author:** ![MN\_Maenad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e95f7d/32.png) [@MN\_Maenad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MN_Maenad)\
**Post date:** [June 23, 2011, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mall-of-america/586269/24 "2011-06-23T14:19:57Z")

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> [@Hampshire](#):
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> Apparently it’s been very trendy for the local hipsters to dis the MOA for the past decade.

Nah, it’s been trendy to diss since it opened way back in the Stone Ages. 😛 😃

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**Author:** ![Markxxx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/5daacb/32.png) [@Markxxx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Markxxx)\
**Post date:** [June 23, 2011, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mall-of-america/586269/25 "2011-06-23T21:52:18Z")

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Do they change the rides at the Mall with any regularity?

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**Author:** ![Hampshire](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hampshire/32/4887_2.png) [@Hampshire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hampshire)\
**Post date:** [June 24, 2011, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mall-of-america/586269/26 "2011-06-24T01:14:58Z")

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> [@Markxxx](#):
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> Do they change the rides at the Mall with any regularity?

Change rides? Not really. They’re not like temporary carnival rides. They’re more permanent than that. They do add rides though. They built a new coaster about 7 years ago (Timberland Twister) and added several more rides a couple years ago when they reopened as Nickelodeon Universe. The newest (Brain Surge) is about a year old.

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**Author:** ![Dangerosa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/22d042/32.png) [@Dangerosa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dangerosa)\
**Post date:** [June 24, 2011, 4:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mall-of-america/586269/27 "2011-06-24T04:13:02Z")

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> [@Chefguy](#):
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> I’ve been to Smell of America a couple of times and, other than by its size, was unimpressed. Their stores are the same stores one can find elsewhere; there are just more of them.

They have a few specialty stores (there was a farm toy store out there for a long time), but most fail. Turns out shoppers WANT the same stores they can find elsewhere.

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**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\
**Post date:** [June 24, 2011, 4:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mall-of-america/586269/28 "2011-06-24T04:34:13Z")

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Sounds a lot like the [West Edmonton Mall](http://www.wem.ca/#/store-directory-maps). ISTR that at one time there were charter flights from Hong Kong specifically to go to the WEM.

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**Author:** ![Dangerosa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/22d042/32.png) [@Dangerosa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dangerosa)\
**Post date:** [June 24, 2011, 12:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mall-of-america/586269/29 "2011-06-24T12:06:08Z")

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> [@Sunspace](#):
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> Sounds a lot like the [West Edmonton Mall](http://www.wem.ca/#/store-directory-maps). ISTR that at one time there were charter flights from Hong Kong specifically to go to the WEM.

As I recall, same developers. The West Edmonton Mall was first.

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**Author:** ![BMalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e274bd/32.png) [@BMalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BMalion)\
**Post date:** [June 24, 2011, 12:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mall-of-america/586269/30 "2011-06-24T12:57:07Z")

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> [@Tastes\_of\_Chocolate](#):
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> I hate the MOA for every day shopping. If I need a pair of black pants or a dress for a wedding, …

You shouldn’t wear black pants to get married, a white dress is more traditional.

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