# Mamas Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up To Be Josh "Tank" Watts

**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mamas-dont-let-your-babies-grow-up-to-be-josh-tank-watts/639299
**Category:** The BBQ Pit
**Created:** [October 30, 2012, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mamas-dont-let-your-babies-grow-up-to-be-josh-tank-watts/639299 "2012-10-30T03:55:27Z")
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### Author: ![Mince](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ecd19e/32.png) [@Mince](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mince)
#### Post date: [November 1, 2012, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mamas-dont-let-your-babies-grow-up-to-be-josh-tank-watts/639299/61 "2012-11-01T01:06:56Z")

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> [@Ludovico technique](#):
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> > [@Crazyhorse](#):
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> > …their Yelp rating has been tanked by the angry public…
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> I see what you did there.

First, it’s not at all difficult to “see what he did there.” Actually, it’s ridiculously obvious. Second, **Crazyhorse** didn’t even do it. It derived from [this](http://cedarposts.blogspot.com/2012/10/josh-tank-watts-marine-corps-have-your.html) article.

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### Author: ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)
#### Post date: [November 1, 2012, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mamas-dont-let-your-babies-grow-up-to-be-josh-tank-watts/639299/62 "2012-11-01T01:52:56Z")

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> [@Damuri\_Ajashi](#):
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> OK, so near as I can tell, some cowboy got his legs shot off by a marine in a panther tank so they kicked the marine out of a restaurant and he started to yelp, right?

So the poor old moose died for nothing then.

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### Author: ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)
#### Post date: [November 1, 2012, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mamas-dont-let-your-babies-grow-up-to-be-josh-tank-watts/639299/63 "2012-11-01T19:44:37Z")

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> [@Little\_Nemo](#):
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> So the poor old moose died for nothing then.

A Møøse once bit my sister.

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### Author: ![PlainJain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/5daacb/32.png) [@PlainJain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlainJain)
#### Post date: [November 1, 2012, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mamas-dont-let-your-babies-grow-up-to-be-josh-tank-watts/639299/64 "2012-11-01T20:08:04Z")

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> [@Cheshire\_Human](#):
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> Didn’t the OP set the proper ‘Google it yourself, bitch!’ tone for this thread?l

Um yeah, that was the joke. Wassa matter, didja miss the smiley face?

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