# Mama's gonna buy you a ... (a game) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 26, 2004, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mamas-gonna-buy-you-a-a-game/247099 "2004-05-26T01:10:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 11
**Author:** ![OneYogini](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/b9e5f3/32.png) [@OneYogini](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneYogini)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2004, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mamas-gonna-buy-you-a-a-game/247099/201 "2004-05-31T00:27:32Z")
that wascally wabbit is sure to run and if that wabbit gets away this time… ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2004, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mamas-gonna-buy-you-a-a-game/247099/202 "2004-05-31T02:01:25Z")
We’ll toast him with soda (lemon-lime) And if that lemon-lime should make you pucker… ---
**Author:** ![ZombiesAteMyBrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b4bc9f/32.png) [@ZombiesAteMyBrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ZombiesAteMyBrain)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2004, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mamas-gonna-buy-you-a-a-game/247099/203 "2004-05-31T02:56:47Z")
> [@twickster](#): > > We’ll toast him with soda (lemon-lime) > > And if that lemon-lime should make you pucker… It’s that toasted wabbit’s fault - the fucker!! So, if mama goes on a wabbit hunt ---
**Author:** ![nocturnal\_tick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3d9bf3/32.png) [@nocturnal\_tick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nocturnal_tick)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2004, 11:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mamas-gonna-buy-you-a-a-game/247099/204 "2004-05-31T11:48:50Z")
_So, if mama goes on a wabbit hunt_ I’ll buy her a bloodhound to catch the little runt, But if that bloodhound humps your leg… ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2004, 12:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mamas-gonna-buy-you-a-a-game/247099/205 "2004-05-31T12:03:10Z")
He’ll put holes in Bugs Bunny’s bun. And if the Road Runner should appear… ---
**Author:** ![nocturnal\_tick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3d9bf3/32.png) [@nocturnal\_tick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nocturnal_tick)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2004, 12:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mamas-gonna-buy-you-a-a-game/247099/206 "2004-05-31T12:06:53Z")
Ummmmmm… **Annie** I think you missed a few. :smack: ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2004, 12:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mamas-gonna-buy-you-a-a-game/247099/207 "2004-05-31T12:20:38Z")
> [@nocturnal\_tick](#): > > _So, if mama goes on a wabbit hunt_ > > I’ll buy her a bloodhound to catch the little runt, > But if that bloodhound humps your leg… The frat boys’ll cheer and tap a keg And when the keg has all been drunk… ---
**Author:** ![nocturnal\_tick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3d9bf3/32.png) [@nocturnal\_tick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nocturnal_tick)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2004, 12:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mamas-gonna-buy-you-a-a-game/247099/208 "2004-05-31T12:31:57Z")
_And when the keg has all been drunk…_ The boys’ll tap another and then dance the “Funk”, but if the Funk just ain’t your jive… ---
**Author:** ![Dragwyr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dragwyr/32/2855_2.png) [@Dragwyr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dragwyr)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2004, 12:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mamas-gonna-buy-you-a-a-game/247099/209 "2004-05-31T12:59:17Z")
> [@nocturnal\_tick](#): > > - > > but if the Funk just ain’t your jive… Mama’s going to get you a buzzing beehive. If deatly bee allergies, you should have… ---
**Author:** ![Standup\_Karmic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ac91a4/32.png) [@Standup\_Karmic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Standup_Karmic)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2004, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mamas-gonna-buy-you-a-a-game/247099/210 "2004-05-31T16:06:00Z")
_If deathly bee allergies, you should have…_ Momma will carefully apply a salve. But if it turns out that the salve don’t work… ---
**Author:** ![OneYogini](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/b9e5f3/32.png) [@OneYogini](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneYogini)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2004, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mamas-gonna-buy-you-a-a-game/247099/211 "2004-05-31T20:52:00Z")
momma’s gonna hire you a front desk clerk and if that clerk doesn’t service your needs ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2004, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mamas-gonna-buy-you-a-a-game/247099/212 "2004-05-31T22:11:23Z")
> [@OneYogini](#): > > momma’s gonna hire you a front desk clerk > and if that clerk doesn’t service your needs Mama’s gonna send you on vacation in Leeds And if in Leeds you land in jail ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2004, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mamas-gonna-buy-you-a-a-game/247099/213 "2004-06-01T01:16:50Z")
You better hope Mama’ll post bail. And if in gaol she leaves you rot… ---
**Author:** ![OneYogini](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/b9e5f3/32.png) [@OneYogini](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneYogini)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2004, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mamas-gonna-buy-you-a-a-game/247099/214 "2004-06-01T01:17:36Z")
momma’s gonna buy the guard’s kegs of ale and if that ale won’t get them pissed ---
**Author:** ![OneYogini](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/b9e5f3/32.png) [@OneYogini](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneYogini)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2004, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mamas-gonna-buy-you-a-a-game/247099/215 "2004-06-01T01:19:31Z")
Ooops! 😃 And if in gaol she leaves you rot… momma’s gonna get you a cake (store-bought) and since momma never baked a thing for you… ---
**Author:** ![emekthian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ecae2f/32.png) [@emekthian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/emekthian)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2004, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mamas-gonna-buy-you-a-a-game/247099/216 "2004-06-01T03:19:40Z")
Mama’s gonna buy you an Irish loo and if that loo should overflow ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2004, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mamas-gonna-buy-you-a-a-game/247099/217 "2004-06-01T03:59:42Z")
> [@emekthian](#): > > Mama’s gonna buy you an Irish loo > and if that loo should overflow Pray you don’t get sucked down by undertow. But if perchance you find you’re drowning… ---
**Author:** ![nocturnal\_tick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3d9bf3/32.png) [@nocturnal\_tick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nocturnal_tick)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2004, 10:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mamas-gonna-buy-you-a-a-game/247099/218 "2004-06-01T10:18:26Z")
_But if perchance you find you’re drowning…_ Darn you **Sternvogel** Momma’s gonna throw the entire town in, ☹ lame But if those people just don’t float… ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2004, 11:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mamas-gonna-buy-you-a-a-game/247099/219 "2004-06-01T11:40:34Z")
They better hope like hell they have a boat. But if that boat should spring a leak… “Spring a _leak_?” I slay me! ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2004, 11:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mamas-gonna-buy-you-a-a-game/247099/220 "2004-06-01T11:54:21Z")
> [@twickster](#): > > They better hope like hell they have a boat. > > But if that boat should spring a leak… > “Spring a _leak_?” I slay me! Mama’s gonna take you to Pike’s Peak. If you fall off of that mountain… [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mamas-gonna-buy-you-a-a-game/247099.md?page=10) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mamas-gonna-buy-you-a-a-game/247099.md?page=12)