# Mama's gonna buy you a ... (a game) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 26, 2004, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mamas-gonna-buy-you-a-a-game/247099 "2004-05-26T01:10:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 10\ **Page:** 18
**Author:** ![ZombiesAteMyBrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b4bc9f/32.png) [@ZombiesAteMyBrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ZombiesAteMyBrain)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2004, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mamas-gonna-buy-you-a-a-game/247099/341 "2004-06-15T01:21:25Z")
> [@Cartooniverse](#): > > Mama’s gonna play him a round of golf. > > And if that golf’s played by the sea… Mama’ll hit his balls right off the tee. And if she goes to lie on the beach ---
**Author:** ![Cartooniverse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cartooniverse/32/3084_2.png) [@Cartooniverse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cartooniverse)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2004, 11:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mamas-gonna-buy-you-a-a-game/247099/342 "2004-06-19T11:33:32Z")
> [@ZombiesAteMyBrain](#): > > Mama’ll hit his balls right off the tee. > > And if she goes to lie on the beach She’ll have worked her pubes with a brush and bleach. :eek: And if that bleach does wash away,… ---
**Author:** ![ZombiesAteMyBrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b4bc9f/32.png) [@ZombiesAteMyBrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ZombiesAteMyBrain)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2004, 11:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mamas-gonna-buy-you-a-a-game/247099/343 "2004-06-19T11:55:50Z")
> [@Cartooniverse](#): > > She’ll have worked her pubes with a brush and bleach. :eek: > And if that bleach does wash away,… Mama’s gonna buy you a crotch toupee And if that toupee feels too itchy ---
**Author:** ![OneYogini](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/b9e5f3/32.png) [@OneYogini](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneYogini)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2004, 12:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mamas-gonna-buy-you-a-a-game/247099/344 "2004-06-19T12:53:51Z")
…only someone who’s brain was eaten by zombies would be allowed to revive this thread right??? Momma’s gonna write a script for Mr. Guy Ritchie and if he’s not into a sequel to “Snatch” ---
**Author:** ![ZombiesAteMyBrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b4bc9f/32.png) [@ZombiesAteMyBrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ZombiesAteMyBrain)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2004, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mamas-gonna-buy-you-a-a-game/247099/345 "2004-06-19T14:55:35Z")
> [@OneYogini](#): > > …only someone who’s brain was eaten by zombies would be allowed to revive this thread right??? Hey, it wasn’t me, it was cartooniverse posted first today!! Check your facts before posting. ---
**Author:** ![OneYogini](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/b9e5f3/32.png) [@OneYogini](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneYogini)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2004, 11:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mamas-gonna-buy-you-a-a-game/247099/346 "2004-06-19T23:35:24Z")
easy zombie…maybe i should have put a 😉 or a 😃 so you didn’t mistake my sarcastic tone there. but you are correct that i didn’t check my facts…i should have said only in a cartooniverse with someone who’s brains were eaten by zombies could this thread be revived. 😉😃 Momma’s gonna write a script for Mr. Guy Ritchie and if he’s not into a sequel to “Snatch” And if Esther’s old man won’t give you a part… ---
**Author:** ![OneYogini](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/b9e5f3/32.png) [@OneYogini](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneYogini)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2004, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mamas-gonna-buy-you-a-a-game/247099/347 "2004-06-19T23:37:51Z")
fuck me and i didn’t preview… and if he’s not into a sequel to “Snatch” momma’s gonna buy you a pumpkin patch and those pumpkins don’t sprout up fat ---
**Author:** ![OneYogini](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/b9e5f3/32.png) [@OneYogini](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneYogini)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2004, 11:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mamas-gonna-buy-you-a-a-game/247099/348 "2004-06-19T23:38:53Z")
:smack: :rolleyes: :o 😃 ---
**Author:** ![emekthian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ecae2f/32.png) [@emekthian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/emekthian)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2004, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mamas-gonna-buy-you-a-a-game/247099/349 "2004-06-20T01:26:06Z")
mama’s gonna buy you an endangered bat and if Greenpeace gets medevil on your ass… ---
**Author:** ![OneYogini](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/b9e5f3/32.png) [@OneYogini](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneYogini)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2004, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mamas-gonna-buy-you-a-a-game/247099/350 "2004-06-20T02:32:07Z")
> [@](#): > > and if Greenpeace gets medevil on your ass… momma’s gonna give’em a stuffed & mounted big-mouth bass and if that singing plastic fish doesn’t amuse [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mamas-gonna-buy-you-a-a-game/247099.md?page=17)