# Mama's gonna buy you a ... (a game) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 26, 2004, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mamas-gonna-buy-you-a-a-game/247099 "2004-05-26T01:10:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2004, 12:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mamas-gonna-buy-you-a-a-game/247099/21 "2004-05-26T12:07:59Z")
Mama’s gonna buy you a monster truck. And if that monster truck won’t crush… ---
**Author:** ![Oy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bc8723/32.png) [@Oy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oy)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2004, 12:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mamas-gonna-buy-you-a-a-game/247099/22 "2004-05-26T12:11:12Z")
Mama’s gonna buy you a toilet brush. And if that toilet brush don’t scrub… ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2004, 12:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mamas-gonna-buy-you-a-a-game/247099/23 "2004-05-26T12:13:49Z")
Mama’s gonna buy you a grizzly cub. And if that grizzly cub should maul… ---
**Author:** ![nocturnal\_tick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3d9bf3/32.png) [@nocturnal\_tick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nocturnal_tick)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2004, 12:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mamas-gonna-buy-you-a-a-game/247099/24 "2004-05-26T12:20:21Z")
_And if that grizzly cub should maul…_ Momma’s gonna make you ten feet tall, And if you keep bumping you head… ---
**Author:** ![TeaElle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8491ac/32.png) [@TeaElle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TeaElle)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2004, 12:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mamas-gonna-buy-you-a-a-game/247099/25 "2004-05-26T12:21:28Z")
Mama’s gonna buy you a king-sized bed And if that bed gets a big old lump… ---
**Author:** ![Dragwyr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dragwyr/32/2855_2.png) [@Dragwyr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dragwyr)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2004, 12:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mamas-gonna-buy-you-a-a-game/247099/26 "2004-05-26T12:24:56Z")
> [@TeaElle](#): > > Mama’s gonna buy you a king-sized bed > And if that bed gets a big old lump… Mama’s going to put you on a camel hump. And if that camel hump’s to big… ---
**Author:** ![nocturnal\_tick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3d9bf3/32.png) [@nocturnal\_tick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nocturnal_tick)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2004, 12:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mamas-gonna-buy-you-a-a-game/247099/27 "2004-05-26T12:27:53Z")
Momma’s gonna buy you a pot-bellied pig, And if that pig makes an awful stench… ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2004, 12:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mamas-gonna-buy-you-a-a-game/247099/28 "2004-05-26T12:28:28Z")
Mama’s gonna by you a greased up pig And if that greased up pig won’t squeal ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2004, 12:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mamas-gonna-buy-you-a-a-game/247099/29 "2004-05-26T12:29:51Z")
grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr And if that pig makes an awful stench… mama’s gonna by you a serving wench and if that serving wench won’t put out ---
**Author:** ![quiltguy154](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/ad7895/32.png) [@quiltguy154](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/quiltguy154)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2004, 12:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mamas-gonna-buy-you-a-a-game/247099/30 "2004-05-26T12:34:51Z")
Mama’ll get a crock of sauerkraut, If that sauerkraut is spoiled… ---
**Author:** ![nocturnal\_tick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3d9bf3/32.png) [@nocturnal\_tick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nocturnal_tick)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2004, 12:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mamas-gonna-buy-you-a-a-game/247099/31 "2004-05-26T12:37:35Z")
Oh **swampy** , you love me really. 😃 Here ya go: _And if that greased up pig won’t squeal…_ **tick** y’s gonna buy you a Dutch windmill! Back to the game… _If the sauerkraut is spoiled…_ Bush’s gonna get you Iraqi oil, And if those Iraqi’s start to revolt… ---
**Author:** ![Dragwyr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dragwyr/32/2855_2.png) [@Dragwyr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dragwyr)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2004, 12:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mamas-gonna-buy-you-a-a-game/247099/32 "2004-05-26T12:40:09Z")
> [@nocturnal\_tick](#): > > Bush’s gonna get you Iraqi oil, > And if those Iraqi’s start to revolt… Mama’s going to get you a tongue piercing bolt. And if that bolt starts to look infected… ---
**Author:** ![quiltguy154](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/ad7895/32.png) [@quiltguy154](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/quiltguy154)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2004, 12:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mamas-gonna-buy-you-a-a-game/247099/33 "2004-05-26T12:42:28Z")
Mama’ll try to get your bowel resected, If that bowel starts to necrotize… ---
**Author:** ![nocturnal\_tick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3d9bf3/32.png) [@nocturnal\_tick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nocturnal_tick)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2004, 12:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mamas-gonna-buy-you-a-a-game/247099/34 "2004-05-26T12:50:20Z")
_If that bowel starts to necrotize…_ Momma’s gonna buy you a spider for the flies, And if that spider starts to bite… ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2004, 1:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mamas-gonna-buy-you-a-a-game/247099/35 "2004-05-26T13:25:45Z")
Mama’ll sing “The Music of the Night” And if the dopers start to boo… ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2004, 1:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mamas-gonna-buy-you-a-a-game/247099/36 "2004-05-26T13:31:45Z")
Mama’a gonna buy you a pink tutu. And if that pink tutu turns green ---
**Author:** ![Dragwyr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dragwyr/32/2855_2.png) [@Dragwyr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dragwyr)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2004, 1:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mamas-gonna-buy-you-a-a-game/247099/37 "2004-05-26T13:44:13Z")
> [@swampbear](#): > > Mama’a gonna buy you a pink tutu. > > And if that pink tutu turns green Mama’s going to put you in a sitcom scene. If that sitcom scene isn’t funny… ---
**Author:** ![nocturnal\_tick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3d9bf3/32.png) [@nocturnal\_tick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nocturnal_tick)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2004, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mamas-gonna-buy-you-a-a-game/247099/38 "2004-05-26T14:13:43Z")
_If that sitcom scene isn’t funny…_ Momma’s gonna buy your love with money, And if you’re left with emotional scars… ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2004, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mamas-gonna-buy-you-a-a-game/247099/39 "2004-05-26T14:16:03Z")
What the hell, go hit the bars. And if you end up in a dive… ---
**Author:** ![mlerose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/43a26b/32.png) [@mlerose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mlerose)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2004, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mamas-gonna-buy-you-a-a-game/247099/40 "2004-05-26T14:21:01Z")
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