# Mama's gonna buy you a ... (a game) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 26, 2004, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mamas-gonna-buy-you-a-a-game/247099 "2004-05-26T01:10:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![GorillaMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/50afbb/32.png) [@GorillaMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GorillaMan)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2004, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mamas-gonna-buy-you-a-a-game/247099/61 "2004-05-26T22:54:18Z")
Mama’s waiting by with three big frisbees. And if those frisbees fail to spin ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2004, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mamas-gonna-buy-you-a-a-game/247099/62 "2004-05-26T22:55:46Z")
> [@GorillaMan](#): > > Mama’s waiting by with three big frisbees. > > And if those frisbees fail to spin Mama’s gonna buy you a bottle of gin. If that bottle of gin don’t make you drunk ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2004, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mamas-gonna-buy-you-a-a-game/247099/63 "2004-05-27T00:43:44Z")
Dye your hair blue and call it punk. And when you realize punk’s passe … ---
**Author:** ![GorillaMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/50afbb/32.png) [@GorillaMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GorillaMan)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2004, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mamas-gonna-buy-you-a-a-game/247099/64 "2004-05-27T00:46:53Z")
You can roll around with hippies in a stack of hay. And if that hay gets where it shouldn’t get… ---
**Author:** ![Oy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bc8723/32.png) [@Oy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oy)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2004, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mamas-gonna-buy-you-a-a-game/247099/65 "2004-05-27T00:59:34Z")
Mama’s gonna buy you a butterfly net. And if that net don’t catch your moth… ---
**Author:** ![GorillaMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/50afbb/32.png) [@GorillaMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GorillaMan)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2004, 1:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mamas-gonna-buy-you-a-a-game/247099/66 "2004-05-27T01:01:11Z")
The moth’ll start eating up all your cloth. So Momma’s gonna buy you some brand new clothes ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2004, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mamas-gonna-buy-you-a-a-game/247099/67 "2004-05-27T01:06:35Z")
If them clothes not much cleavage shows Mama’s gonna buy you a push up bra ---
**Author:** ![Oy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bc8723/32.png) [@Oy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oy)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2004, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mamas-gonna-buy-you-a-a-game/247099/68 "2004-05-27T01:07:49Z")
**GorillaMan** , you forgot an if… And if those clothes all tear to shreds… ---
**Author:** ![Oy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bc8723/32.png) [@Oy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oy)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2004, 1:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mamas-gonna-buy-you-a-a-game/247099/69 "2004-05-27T01:08:54Z")
:smack: Preview is my friend! And we’re out of sync here! And if that bra don’t hold you up… ---
**Author:** ![GorillaMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/50afbb/32.png) [@GorillaMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GorillaMan)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2004, 1:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mamas-gonna-buy-you-a-a-game/247099/70 "2004-05-27T01:11:43Z")
:smack: :smack: :smack: :smack: :smack: :smack: :smack: where are we… Momma’s gonna get you a bigger cup. And if that cup looks just plain odd ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2004, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mamas-gonna-buy-you-a-a-game/247099/71 "2004-05-27T01:14:22Z")
Mama’s gonna buy you a plastic surgery bod If those breast implants go south ---
**Author:** ![GorillaMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/50afbb/32.png) [@GorillaMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GorillaMan)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2004, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mamas-gonna-buy-you-a-a-game/247099/72 "2004-05-27T01:18:20Z")
She’ll just make up for it with botox round your mouth. And if you end up looking like a freshly caught trout ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2004, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mamas-gonna-buy-you-a-a-game/247099/73 "2004-05-27T01:26:34Z")
Mama’s gonna buy you some Sauer Kraut If that Sauer Kraut makes you puke ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2004, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mamas-gonna-buy-you-a-a-game/247099/74 "2004-05-27T01:27:59Z")
Stevie Wonder will sing _Sir Duke_ And if _Sir Duke_ should make you dance… ---
**Author:** ![GorillaMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/50afbb/32.png) [@GorillaMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GorillaMan)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2004, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mamas-gonna-buy-you-a-a-game/247099/75 "2004-05-27T01:29:28Z")
Momma will chase you with a sharpened lance. And if this seems a little like Freud ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2004, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mamas-gonna-buy-you-a-a-game/247099/76 "2004-05-27T01:29:51Z")
Mama’s gonna buy you a stud named Lance And should Lance turn out to be gay ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2004, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mamas-gonna-buy-you-a-a-game/247099/77 "2004-05-27T01:31:35Z")
**DANGIT!** but mine’s better than **Gorilla Man’s** 😃 Mama’s gonna buy you an android And if that android has a lisp ---
**Author:** ![MovieMogul](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f08c70/32.png) [@MovieMogul](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MovieMogul)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2004, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mamas-gonna-buy-you-a-a-game/247099/78 "2004-05-27T02:00:09Z")
Mama’ll introduce you to Quentin Crisp. But Quentin Crisp is still quite dead ---
**Author:** ![Tikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5daacb/32.png) [@Tikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tikki)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2004, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mamas-gonna-buy-you-a-a-game/247099/79 "2004-05-27T02:06:01Z")
So Momma will buy you a water bed And if that water bed should burst… ---
**Author:** ![GorillaMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/50afbb/32.png) [@GorillaMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GorillaMan)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2004, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mamas-gonna-buy-you-a-a-game/247099/80 "2004-05-27T02:08:49Z")
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