# Mama's gonna buy you a ... (a game) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 26, 2004, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mamas-gonna-buy-you-a-a-game/247099 "2004-05-26T01:10:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2004, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mamas-gonna-buy-you-a-a-game/247099/101 "2004-05-27T16:46:12Z")
Mama’s gonna give you some coke and rummy If that coke and rummy make you woozy ---
**Author:** ![nocturnal\_tick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3d9bf3/32.png) [@nocturnal\_tick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nocturnal_tick)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2004, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mamas-gonna-buy-you-a-a-game/247099/102 "2004-05-27T16:58:59Z")
_If that coke and rummy make you woozy_ Momma’s gonna buy you a high school floozy, And if that floozy gets knocked up… ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2004, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mamas-gonna-buy-you-a-a-game/247099/103 "2004-05-27T18:13:02Z")
Mama’s gonna make sure you don’t get locked up. And if the flozzy’s daddy gets a shotgun ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2004, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mamas-gonna-buy-you-a-a-game/247099/104 "2004-05-27T18:16:09Z")
You’ll be in for some really hot fun. And if that hot fun should cool off… ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2004, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mamas-gonna-buy-you-a-a-game/247099/105 "2004-05-27T18:52:29Z")
> [@twickster](#): > > You’ll be in for some really hot fun. > > And if that hot fun should cool off… Mama’s gonna rent a movie by Boris Karloff And if movie makes you scared. ---
**Author:** ![OneYogini](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/b9e5f3/32.png) [@OneYogini](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneYogini)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2004, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mamas-gonna-buy-you-a-a-game/247099/106 "2004-05-27T19:34:37Z")
you can tell your psychiatrist “because of momma I’m impaired” and if that psych wants you to take lots of drugs momma’ll introduce you to some local street thugs and if those thugs try to cheat you out of the good dope ---
**Author:** ![nocturnal\_tick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3d9bf3/32.png) [@nocturnal\_tick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nocturnal_tick)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2004, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mamas-gonna-buy-you-a-a-game/247099/107 "2004-05-27T20:19:52Z")
_and if those thugs try to cheat you out of the good dope…_ Momma’ll bitch slap 'em to give you a smoke, But if that smoke don’t get you high… ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2004, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mamas-gonna-buy-you-a-a-game/247099/108 "2004-05-27T21:27:32Z")
When she come back, Mama’s gonna bring pie. And if the fruit is that pie is spoiled… ---
**Author:** ![meek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ce73a5/32.png) [@meek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/meek)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2004, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mamas-gonna-buy-you-a-a-game/247099/109 "2004-05-27T21:27:35Z")
Momma’s gonna dip you in fluorescent dye, But if that dye don’t change your tint… ---
**Author:** ![meek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ce73a5/32.png) [@meek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/meek)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2004, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mamas-gonna-buy-you-a-a-game/247099/110 "2004-05-27T21:33:41Z")
dang Annie! - seconds late from yours… And if the fruit in that pie is spoiled… Momma’s gonna buy your diapers pre-soiled. And if those diapers then do reek… ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2004, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mamas-gonna-buy-you-a-a-game/247099/111 "2004-05-27T22:52:29Z")
> [@meek](#): > > dang Annie! - seconds late > > from yours… > > And if the fruit in that pie is spoiled… > Momma’s gonna buy your diapers pre-soiled. > And if those diapers then do reek… Mama’s gonna put you out in the street. If in the street you become a crack 'ho… ---
**Author:** ![emekthian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ecae2f/32.png) [@emekthian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/emekthian)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2004, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mamas-gonna-buy-you-a-a-game/247099/112 "2004-05-28T01:06:35Z")
mama’s gonna buy you a technetium toe and if that toe atomically decays ---
**Author:** ![OneYogini](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/b9e5f3/32.png) [@OneYogini](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneYogini)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2004, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mamas-gonna-buy-you-a-a-game/247099/113 "2004-05-28T01:07:55Z")
If in the street you become a crack 'ho… momma’s gonna get you on the Springer show And if Jerry Springer doesn’t make you a “star”… ---
**Author:** ![OneYogini](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/b9e5f3/32.png) [@OneYogini](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneYogini)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2004, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mamas-gonna-buy-you-a-a-game/247099/114 "2004-05-28T01:09:41Z")
aww crap…preview is MY friend too :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![OneYogini](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/b9e5f3/32.png) [@OneYogini](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneYogini)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2004, 1:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mamas-gonna-buy-you-a-a-game/247099/115 "2004-05-28T01:11:00Z")
> [@emekthian](#): > > mama’s gonna buy you a technetium toe > and if that toe atomically decays momma’ll teach you to walk in different ways and if that heel-to-toe rhythm begins to grate… ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2004, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mamas-gonna-buy-you-a-a-game/247099/116 "2004-05-28T01:12:48Z")
> [@emekthian](#): > > mama’s gonna buy you a technetium toe > and if that toe atomically decays Mama’s gonna build you a corn shock maze If in that maze you get lost… ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2004, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mamas-gonna-buy-you-a-a-game/247099/117 "2004-05-28T01:13:50Z")
> [@OneYogini](#): > > momma’ll teach you to walk in different ways > and if that heel-to-toe rhythm begins to grate… Mama’s gonna take you shopping at The Crate. And if in The Crate you pitch a fit… ---
**Author:** ![OneYogini](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/b9e5f3/32.png) [@OneYogini](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneYogini)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2004, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mamas-gonna-buy-you-a-a-game/247099/118 "2004-05-28T01:21:10Z")
momma’ll write about you in the SD “Pit” and if the Dopers decide to flame momma’ll have only herself to blame and if that blame turns into guilt momma’ll just have to make you a quilt and if that quilt don’t keep you warm… ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2004, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mamas-gonna-buy-you-a-a-game/247099/119 "2004-05-28T02:33:00Z")
Mama’ll make you fill out a form And if that form becomes a complaint… ---
**Author:** ![GorillaMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/50afbb/32.png) [@GorillaMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GorillaMan)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2004, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mamas-gonna-buy-you-a-a-game/247099/120 "2004-05-28T02:40:39Z")
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