# Mama's gonna buy you a ... (a game) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 26, 2004, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mamas-gonna-buy-you-a-a-game/247099 "2004-05-26T01:10:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 7
**Author:** ![Ashkicker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4bbf92/32.png) [@Ashkicker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ashkicker)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2004, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mamas-gonna-buy-you-a-a-game/247099/121 "2004-05-28T02:48:00Z")
Nothing like coming on to the SDMB and seeing the different forums featuring the latest thread. Mine looked like this a minute ago. Mama’s gonna buy you a… GorillaMan Just what I always wanted. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![GorillaMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/50afbb/32.png) [@GorillaMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GorillaMan)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2004, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mamas-gonna-buy-you-a-a-game/247099/122 "2004-05-28T02:51:53Z")
_blush_ 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Cartooniverse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cartooniverse/32/3084_2.png) [@Cartooniverse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cartooniverse)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2004, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mamas-gonna-buy-you-a-a-game/247099/123 "2004-05-28T03:01:39Z")
> [@GorillaMan](#): > > The legal fees’ll mean she’s sure to faint > > And if she hits the floor too hard She’ll spin three times and quote The Bard, But if that quote sticks in her craw… ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2004, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mamas-gonna-buy-you-a-a-game/247099/124 "2004-05-28T03:08:44Z")
> [@Cartooniverse](#): > > She’ll spin three times and quote The Bard, > > But if that quote sticks in her craw… Then she’ll buy you a circular saw. And if that saw just won’t cut… ---
**Author:** ![OneYogini](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/b9e5f3/32.png) [@OneYogini](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneYogini)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2004, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mamas-gonna-buy-you-a-a-game/247099/125 "2004-05-28T03:20:21Z")
momma’ll share the time she took it in the butt and if that story doesn’t scar your psyche… momma’s gonna get you a contract with Nike and if you sit the entire season on the bench… ---
**Author:** ![emekthian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ecae2f/32.png) [@emekthian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/emekthian)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2004, 4:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mamas-gonna-buy-you-a-a-game/247099/126 "2004-05-28T04:20:32Z")
mama’s gonna buy you a clubbing wrench and if that clubbing wrench won’t club ---
**Author:** ![Standup\_Karmic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ac91a4/32.png) [@Standup\_Karmic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Standup_Karmic)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2004, 4:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mamas-gonna-buy-you-a-a-game/247099/127 "2004-05-28T04:54:10Z")
_and if that clubbing wrench won’t club_ Mama’s gonna go and vote for Shrub And if that Shrub then goes to war… ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2004, 12:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mamas-gonna-buy-you-a-a-game/247099/128 "2004-05-28T12:03:14Z")
Mama’s gonna vote for Kerry in '04 And if that Shrub steals another election ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2004, 12:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mamas-gonna-buy-you-a-a-game/247099/129 "2004-05-28T12:08:49Z")
She’ll demand that we make another selection. And if the Supreme Court should stubbornly remain bought… ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2004, 12:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mamas-gonna-buy-you-a-a-game/247099/130 "2004-05-28T12:18:08Z")
> [@twickster](#): > > She’ll demand that we make another selection. > > And if the Supreme Court should stubbornly remain bought… Mama’s gonna leave the country on a yacht. And if that yacht begins to sink… ---
**Author:** ![OneYogini](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/b9e5f3/32.png) [@OneYogini](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneYogini)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2004, 1:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mamas-gonna-buy-you-a-a-game/247099/131 "2004-05-28T13:51:20Z")
momma’s gonna save you a tube of oxidized zinc and if that zinc won’t keep you from a burn ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2004, 2:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mamas-gonna-buy-you-a-a-game/247099/132 "2004-05-28T14:03:11Z")
> [@OneYogini](#): > > momma’s gonna save you a tube of oxidized zinc > and if that zinc won’t keep you from a burn Mama’s gonna die your hair auburn. If that cheap die makes your scalp itch… ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2004, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mamas-gonna-buy-you-a-a-game/247099/133 "2004-05-28T14:04:18Z")
> [@swampbear](#): > > Mama’s gonna die your hair auburn. > > If that cheap die makes your scalp itch… dye! dye! dye! :smack: :smack: :smack: ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2004, 2:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mamas-gonna-buy-you-a-a-game/247099/134 "2004-05-28T14:08:08Z")
> [@swampbear](#): > > dye! dye! dye! :smack: :smack: :smack: You know, that’s a lot more effective if you do the stabbing motion and the “Psycho” sound effect, rather than the head smack, but whatever… > [@](#): > > if that cheap die [sic 😛] makes your scalp itch You’ll become the Earl of Sandwich And if being an earl turns out to suck, ---
**Author:** ![quiltguy154](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/ad7895/32.png) [@quiltguy154](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/quiltguy154)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2004, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mamas-gonna-buy-you-a-a-game/247099/135 "2004-05-28T14:10:29Z")
Mama’s gonna’ throw it in the ditch, If in that ditch there’s a great big bear… ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2004, 2:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mamas-gonna-buy-you-a-a-game/247099/136 "2004-05-28T14:12:12Z")
> [@twickster](#): > > You know, that’s a lot more effective if you do the stabbing motion and the “Psycho” sound effect, rather than the head smack, but whatever… > > You’ll become the Earl of Sandwich > And if being an earl turns out to suck, Mama’s gonna trade that Earl for a buck. And if that dollar turns out counterfeit… ---
**Author:** ![quiltguy154](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/ad7895/32.png) [@quiltguy154](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/quiltguy154)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2004, 2:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mamas-gonna-buy-you-a-a-game/247099/137 "2004-05-28T14:12:37Z")
(damn and blast!!!) Mama’ll buy you a shiny new truck, If that truck rolls down the hill… ---
**Author:** ![quiltguy154](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/ad7895/32.png) [@quiltguy154](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/quiltguy154)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2004, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mamas-gonna-buy-you-a-a-game/247099/138 "2004-05-28T14:13:57Z")
Two strikes and I’m out! ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2004, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mamas-gonna-buy-you-a-a-game/247099/139 "2004-05-28T14:14:45Z")
> [@quiltguy154](#): > > Mama’s gonna’ throw it in the ditch, > If in that ditch there’s a great big bear… Once! Once! Once I wake up in a ditch and they never let ya live it down! 😃 Haha! Still not fast enough **quiltguy154**. ---
**Author:** ![nocturnal\_tick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3d9bf3/32.png) [@nocturnal\_tick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nocturnal_tick)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2004, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mamas-gonna-buy-you-a-a-game/247099/140 "2004-05-28T14:45:51Z")
_And if that dollar turns out counterfeit…_ You’ll work out in prison, and get real fit, But if some con wants to make you a bitch… [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mamas-gonna-buy-you-a-a-game/247099.md?page=6) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mamas-gonna-buy-you-a-a-game/247099.md?page=8)