# Man, 25, claims he has two penises
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-25-claims-he-has-two-penises/709516
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [January 11, 2015, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-25-claims-he-has-two-penises/709516 "2015-01-11T00:52:07Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author:  [@nearwildheaven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nearwildheaven)
#### Post date: [January 11, 2015, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-25-claims-he-has-two-penises/709516/1 "2015-01-11T00:52:07Z")
> **[This man’s anatomical irregularity has given him a hit book and some rare...](https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/the-intersect/wp/2015/01/07/this-guy-has-two-penises-one-book-and-some-rare-insights-on-internet-fame/)**
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> It's not always what it's cracked up to be, even if you're "Diphallic Dude."
He claims that they are both fully functional in every way, and that he has no other birth defects, whether associated with this (mainly spina bifida) or not.
I am extremely skeptical and think he’s totally making it all up, especially the part where he’s said he has had more than 1,000 partners, both men and women. :dubious:
You’d think SOMEBODY would have said something before this, even if it was his pediatrician writing a paper about it.
The condition, called diphallus, occurs in about 1 live birth in 5 million, and like I said elsewhere in this post, babies with it rarely survive, let alone lead normal lives, because they have so many other things wrong with them.
What do y’all think about this? 😕
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### Author:  [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)
#### Post date: [January 11, 2015, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-25-claims-he-has-two-penises/709516/2 "2015-01-11T00:58:20Z")
Only two? Most people I know have _jars_ of them!
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### Author:  [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)
#### Post date: [January 11, 2015, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-25-claims-he-has-two-penises/709516/3 "2015-01-11T00:58:46Z")
Richard Nixon reincarnated?
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### Author:  [@nearwildheaven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nearwildheaven)
#### Post date: [January 11, 2015, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-25-claims-he-has-two-penises/709516/4 "2015-01-11T01:06:55Z")
> [@Johnny\_L.A](#):
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> Only two? Most people I know have _jars_ of them!
Which reminds me of this classic video from the early 1990s. NSFW.
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYwiwbgMusY](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYwiwbgMusY)
I first heard of the song in a Dave Barry column. He was talking about checking out a local college station, where the DJ played a song called “and I am not making this up, ‘Detachable Penis’.”
😃
I thought he WAS making it up, until I saw the video late one evening on MTV, which did play music at one time.
p.s. Someone on another website, which is almost all women, posted a link to a photo that is allegedly of Mr. DD. One is circumcised, the other isn’t. 😕
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### Author:  [@Jophiel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jophiel)
#### Post date: [January 11, 2015, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-25-claims-he-has-two-penises/709516/5 "2015-01-11T01:53:21Z")
> [@nearwildheaven](#):
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> One is circumcised, the other isn’t. 😕
Quick! Get that man in here to answer all the what feels better/more sensitive/cleaner/etc questions in the circumcision debates!
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### Author:  [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)
#### Post date: [January 11, 2015, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-25-claims-he-has-two-penises/709516/6 "2015-01-11T02:01:10Z")
Does he also have three buttocks?
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### Author:  [@friedo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/friedo)
#### Post date: [January 11, 2015, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-25-claims-he-has-two-penises/709516/7 "2015-01-11T02:10:06Z")
This guy (at least I think it’s the same guy) did a AMA on reddit: [I am the guy with two penises](http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/1u75hh/i_am_the_guy_with_two_penises_ama).
Diphallia is rare but not unheard of.
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### Author:  [@Loach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loach)
#### Post date: [January 11, 2015, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-25-claims-he-has-two-penises/709516/8 "2015-01-11T03:27:06Z")
> [@nearwildheaven](#):
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> Which reminds me of this classic video from the early 1990s. NSFW.
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> [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYwiwbgMusY](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYwiwbgMusY)
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> I first heard of the song in a Dave Barry column. He was talking about checking out a local college station, where the DJ played a song called “and I am not making this up, ‘Detachable Penis’.”
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> 😃
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> I thought he WAS making it up, until I saw the video late one evening on MTV, which did play music at one time.
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> p.s. Someone on another website, which is almost all women, posted a link to a photo that is allegedly of Mr. DD. One is circumcised, the other isn’t. 😕
You labeled it NSFW so I’m sure you know what was in the link. Please comply with the two click rule. I added the spoiler box.
For those of you who don’t like clicking on NSFW links, it is the music video for the song mentioned. It is mildly NSFW since it has a fake penis in it. IIRC it was pixelated when played on TV.
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### Author:  [@GuanoLad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuanoLad)
#### Post date: [January 11, 2015, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-25-claims-he-has-two-penises/709516/9 "2015-01-11T03:46:01Z")
> [@running\_coach](#):
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> Does he also have three buttocks?
That’s something completely different.
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### Author:  [@Amateur\_Barbarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amateur_Barbarian)
#### Post date: [January 11, 2015, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-25-claims-he-has-two-penises/709516/10 "2015-01-11T04:01:36Z")
> [@running\_coach](#):
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> Does he also have three buttocks?
> [@GuanoLad](#):
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> That’s something completely different.
But… but… but…
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### Author:  [@Sage\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sage_Rat)
#### Post date: [January 11, 2015, 4:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-25-claims-he-has-two-penises/709516/11 "2015-01-11T04:39:08Z")
> [@friedo](#):
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> This guy (at least I think it’s the same guy) did a AMA on reddit: [I am the guy with two penises](http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/1u75hh/i_am_the_guy_with_two_penises_ama).
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> Diphallia is rare but not unheard of.
I didn’t look all that close, but that certainly looked like an undoctored photo to me.
I guess women will never need to wonder whether he’s typing with one hand to them.
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### Author:  [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)
#### Post date: [January 11, 2015, 4:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-25-claims-he-has-two-penises/709516/12 "2015-01-11T04:50:06Z")
Beats Aurthur “Two Sheds” Jackson all to Hell and back.
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### Author:  [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)
#### Post date: [January 11, 2015, 4:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-25-claims-he-has-two-penises/709516/13 "2015-01-11T04:50:34Z")
> [@Sage\_Rat](#):
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> I didn’t look all that close, but that certainly looked like an undoctored photo to me.
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> I guess women will never need to wonder whether he’s typing with one hand to them.
Probably typing with his nose.
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### Author:  [@nearwildheaven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nearwildheaven)
#### Post date: [January 11, 2015, 5:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-25-claims-he-has-two-penises/709516/14 "2015-01-11T05:11:54Z")
> [@Loach](#):
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> You labeled it NSFW so I’m sure you know what was in the link. Please comply with the two click rule. I added the spoiler box.
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> For those of you who don’t like clicking on NSFW links, it is the music video for the song mentioned. It is mildly NSFW since it has a fake penis in it. IIRC it was pixelated when played on TV.
Depending on the scene, it was either fuzzied or covered with a black rectangle.
The resolution isn’t good enough to see it on You Tube, but the drumhead has an interesting bit of graffiti on it. The song came out a few months after R.E.M.'s “Automatic for the People”, and someone drew a spiky thing on the drumhead, wrote “AUTOMATIC FOR THE PENIS” around it, and “K.M.” in the middle. 😛
No spoiler box needed for this:
> **[Automatic for the People](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Automatic_for_the_People)**
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> Automatic for the People is the eighth studio album by the American alternative rock band R.E.M., released on October 5, 1992, in the United Kingdom and Europe, and on the following day in the United States, by Warner Bros. Records. R.E.M. began production on the album while their previous album, Out of Time (1991), was still ascending charts and achieving global success. Aided by strings arranged by John Paul Jones and conducted by George Hanson, Automatic for the People features ruminations on ...
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### Author:  [@Ambivalid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ambivalid)
#### Post date: [January 11, 2015, 6:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-25-claims-he-has-two-penises/709516/15 "2015-01-11T06:11:27Z")
> [@friedo](#):
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> This guy (at least I think it’s the same guy) did a AMA on reddit: [I am the guy with two penises](http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/1u75hh/i_am_the_guy_with_two_penises_ama).
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> Diphallia is rare but not unheard of.
Nm. I should have looked at them all first.
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### Author:  [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)
#### Post date: [January 11, 2015, 6:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-25-claims-he-has-two-penises/709516/16 "2015-01-11T06:17:44Z")
Dude shouldn’t be wasting his time posting on reddit, he should be contacting someone who works in porn.
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### Author:  [@The\_Second\_Stone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Second_Stone)
#### Post date: [January 11, 2015, 7:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-25-claims-he-has-two-penises/709516/17 "2015-01-11T07:03:34Z")
I am reminded of the song, _Double Shot, of My Baby’s Love_
Puts a whole new perspective on “The Shocker”
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### Author:  [@Senegoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Senegoid)
#### Post date: [January 11, 2015, 9:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-25-claims-he-has-two-penises/709516/18 "2015-01-11T09:02:39Z")
I saw an article on-line a day or two ago, that included several still photos. Looked real, but who really knows what you can photoshop these days. Yeah, one cut, one uncut. I don’t recall if the article explained why that. Both allegedly fully functional, but one of them apparently a little more so than the other.
The guy apparently not only has two dicks, but he really knows how to use them. He claims (or is claimed by someone?) to be _massively_ promiscuous, with male and female partners alike.
Hang on, I’ll see if I can dredge up some NSFW links . . .
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### Author:  [@Your\_Great\_Darsh\_Face](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Your_Great_Darsh_Face)
#### Post date: [January 11, 2015, 9:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-25-claims-he-has-two-penises/709516/19 "2015-01-11T09:19:16Z")
> [@Guinastasia](#):
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> Dude shouldn’t be wasting his time posting on reddit, he should be contacting someone who works in porn.
I certainly don’t think I’ve ever even heard of a woman being DPed by _one_ guy before. :eek:
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### Author:  [@Senegoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Senegoid)
#### Post date: [January 11, 2015, 9:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-25-claims-he-has-two-penises/709516/20 "2015-01-11T09:26:00Z")
> [@Senegoid](#):
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> Hang on, I’ll see if I can dredge up some NSFW links . . .
I found it and it’s just the same pics he linked in that reddit AMA.
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