# Man, 25, claims he has two penises
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-25-claims-he-has-two-penises/709516
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [January 11, 2015, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-25-claims-he-has-two-penises/709516 "2015-01-11T00:52:07Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author:  [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)
#### Post date: [January 11, 2015, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-25-claims-he-has-two-penises/709516/21 "2015-01-11T18:04:00Z")
> [@kopek](#):
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> Beats Aurthur “Two Sheds” Jackson all to Hell and back.
_Goddammit,_ that’s funny! Well done, Sir! 😃
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### Author:  [@Lanzy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lanzy)
#### Post date: [January 11, 2015, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-25-claims-he-has-two-penises/709516/22 "2015-01-11T18:11:54Z")
I will not link to it but there is a video where he uses them both.
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### Author:  [@The\_Second\_Stone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Second_Stone)
#### Post date: [January 11, 2015, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-25-claims-he-has-two-penises/709516/23 "2015-01-11T18:16:21Z")
Undoubtedly in the name of science.
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### Author:  [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)
#### Post date: [January 11, 2015, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-25-claims-he-has-two-penises/709516/24 "2015-01-11T18:24:41Z")
> [@The\_Second\_Stone](#):
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> Undoubtedly in the name of science.
Doing what exactly? Blind taste-tests…? :dubious:
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### Author:  [@thelurkinghorror](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thelurkinghorror)
#### Post date: [January 11, 2015, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-25-claims-he-has-two-penises/709516/25 "2015-01-11T18:44:41Z")
In the reddit you can find his pics. Not all case look that “nice.” Do not wikipedia “Diphallia” while eating. I’m not sure WTF that is :pukeysmiley: Basically two micropenises not recognizable as such, and a large, bright red **something** protruding from his gut.
> [@nearwildheaven](#):
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> I first heard of the song in a Dave Barry column. He was talking about checking out a local college station, where the DJ played a song called “and I am not making this up, ‘Detachable Penis’.”
Sure, by King Missile. It’s a classic.
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### Author:  [@Idilia\_Dubb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idilia_Dubb)
#### Post date: [January 11, 2015, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-25-claims-he-has-two-penises/709516/26 "2015-01-11T19:07:25Z")
That reminds me … I’m going over to **Zeldar’s** “Slogans and Taglines” thread to post “Double your pleasure, double your fun.”
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### Author:  [@tapu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tapu)
#### Post date: [January 11, 2015, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-25-claims-he-has-two-penises/709516/27 "2015-01-11T19:08:53Z")
What would you even _do_ with two penii?? Oh. nm.
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### Author:  [@Idilia\_Dubb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idilia_Dubb)
#### Post date: [January 11, 2015, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-25-claims-he-has-two-penises/709516/28 "2015-01-11T19:28:56Z")
nm
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### Author:  [@LupusYonderboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LupusYonderboy)
#### Post date: [January 12, 2015, 11:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-25-claims-he-has-two-penises/709516/29 "2015-01-12T11:26:47Z")
> [@Loach](#):
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> You labeled it NSFW so I’m sure you know what was in the link. Please comply with the **two click rule**. I added the spoiler box.
I read that as two dick rule.
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### Author:  [@Budget\_Player\_Cadet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Budget_Player_Cadet)
#### Post date: [January 12, 2015, 12:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-25-claims-he-has-two-penises/709516/30 "2015-01-12T12:02:19Z")
So apparently he spontaneously turns straight people gay.
And me into a drooling moron. Like, _damn_. I thought I knew sexually intimidating; that guy’s fucking terrifying.
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### Author:  [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)
#### Post date: [January 12, 2015, 12:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-25-claims-he-has-two-penises/709516/31 "2015-01-12T12:55:50Z")
> [@tapu](#):
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> What would you even _do_ with two penii?? Oh. nm.
The plural is _penises_ or _penes_, depending upon whether you like your words in English or Latin.
Not _penipodes_, though.
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### Author:  [@Broomstick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Broomstick)
#### Post date: [January 12, 2015, 12:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-25-claims-he-has-two-penises/709516/32 "2015-01-12T12:56:57Z")
> [@nearwildheaven](#):
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> What do y’all think about this? 😕
Well, [Frank Lentini](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frank_Lentini) was known to have two functional penises and lived to a ripe old age… although that was not his only physical anomaly.
It’s possible the guy is on the level.
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### Author:  [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)
#### Post date: [January 12, 2015, 1:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-25-claims-he-has-two-penises/709516/33 "2015-01-12T13:14:08Z")
_Looks at his nutsac…_
_“My God, it’s full of balls.”_
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### Author:  [@leftfield6](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/leftfield6)
#### Post date: [January 12, 2015, 1:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-25-claims-he-has-two-penises/709516/34 "2015-01-12T13:37:27Z")
Really a shame if his name is not Richard Richards.
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### Author:  [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)
#### Post date: [January 12, 2015, 1:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-25-claims-he-has-two-penises/709516/35 "2015-01-12T13:49:17Z")
> [@leftfield6](#):
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> Really a shame if his name is not Richard Richards.
[A tiny antelope.](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dik-dik)
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### Author:  [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)
#### Post date: [January 12, 2015, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-25-claims-he-has-two-penises/709516/36 "2015-01-12T16:48:04Z")
> [@nearwildheaven](#):
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> Which reminds me of this classic video from the early 1990s. NSFW.
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> [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYwiwbgMusY](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYwiwbgMusY)
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> I first heard of the song in a Dave Barry column. He was talking about checking out a local college station, where the DJ played a song called “and I am not making this up, ‘Detachable Penis’.”
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> 😃
I remember the video well, but only from its appearance in a “Beavis and Butthead” cartoon. I don’t remember seeing it anywhere else.
As soon as the singer said the title phrase, Butt-head was joyfully mesmerized, and intoned, “He said PENIS!!!”
And later, “He said it again!!!”
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### Author:  [@Scribble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scribble)
#### Post date: [January 12, 2015, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-25-claims-he-has-two-penises/709516/37 "2015-01-12T17:09:42Z")
Two dicks is nothing on [George Washington](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7iVsdRbhnc). He had, like, 30 dicks.
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### Author:  [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)
#### Post date: [January 12, 2015, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-25-claims-he-has-two-penises/709516/38 "2015-01-12T18:11:22Z")
He may not always drink beer, but when he does…
…he sips it with the one he’s not using, like through a straw…
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### Author:  [@Musicat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Musicat)
#### Post date: [January 12, 2015, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-25-claims-he-has-two-penises/709516/39 "2015-01-12T18:27:46Z")
I have, in my vast porn archive, a video showing a guy with two p’s, joined at the root. Both were functional, at least for ejaculative sex; I didn’t see an example of urination, but it’s reasonable to assume that they worked that way, too. It didn’t look like the video was faked as far as I could tell.
And yes, he screwed two females at once. What else would you do with them?
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### Author:  [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)
#### Post date: [January 12, 2015, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-25-claims-he-has-two-penises/709516/40 "2015-01-12T18:59:36Z")
> [@Musicat](#):
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> I have, in my vast porn archive, a video showing a guy with two p’s, joined at the root. Both were functional, at least for ejaculative sex; I didn’t see an example of urination, but it’s reasonable to assume that they worked that way, too. It didn’t look like the video was faked as far as I could tell.
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> And yes, he screwed two females at once. What else would you do with them?
Is it a simultaneous ejaculation?
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