# Man Accused of hiding Crack Cocaine in Buttocks **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 4, 2008, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-accused-of-hiding-crack-cocaine-in-buttocks/436209 "2008-02-04T14:02:11Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2008, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-accused-of-hiding-crack-cocaine-in-buttocks/436209/1 "2008-02-04T14:02:11Z")
[http://wbal.com/stories/templates/news.aspx?articleid=1534](http://wbal.com/stories/templates/news.aspx?articleid=1534) Challenge: Make up your own NON-OBVIOUS joke here. There are too many easy ways out in this one. ---
**Author:** ![LurkMeister](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3da27b/32.png) [@LurkMeister](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LurkMeister)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2008, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-accused-of-hiding-crack-cocaine-in-buttocks/436209/2 "2008-02-04T14:40:40Z")
That must have been some good shit… Naw, I got nuttin’ ---
**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2008, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-accused-of-hiding-crack-cocaine-in-buttocks/436209/3 "2008-02-04T14:43:54Z")
I guess that asshole is going to have a hard time dealing with this setback? ---
**Author:** ![Sage\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sage_rat/32/399_2.png) [@Sage\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sage_Rat)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2008, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-accused-of-hiding-crack-cocaine-in-buttocks/436209/4 "2008-02-04T14:45:14Z")
Crack obstruction lands you in jail. ---
**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2008, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-accused-of-hiding-crack-cocaine-in-buttocks/436209/5 "2008-02-04T14:46:09Z")
In his buttocks? Like, surgically? Or between his buttocks? “Man, that smells like shit. What is it?” - “Butt crack.” ---
**Author:** ![Santo\_Rugger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e95f7d/32.png) [@Santo\_Rugger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Santo_Rugger)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2008, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-accused-of-hiding-crack-cocaine-in-buttocks/436209/6 "2008-02-04T17:19:56Z")
The worst part is, he was intending on _distributing_ the stuff! :o ---
**Author:** ![robardin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/43a26b/32.png) [@robardin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/robardin)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2008, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-accused-of-hiding-crack-cocaine-in-buttocks/436209/7 "2008-02-04T17:25:03Z")
So does this get its own street name? “Moon dust”? “Pipeweed”? ---
**Author:** ![kittenblue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ba8739/32.png) [@kittenblue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kittenblue)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2008, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-accused-of-hiding-crack-cocaine-in-buttocks/436209/8 "2008-02-04T17:32:06Z")
Is this how crack cocaine got the name? ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2008, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-accused-of-hiding-crack-cocaine-in-buttocks/436209/9 "2008-02-04T17:34:22Z")
Dude, let’s stick some of the stuff that came from that guy’s butt up our noses. ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2008, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-accused-of-hiding-crack-cocaine-in-buttocks/436209/10 "2008-02-04T17:45:05Z")
One wonders where he hides the pipe. ---
**Author:** ![beowulff](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beowulff/32/542_2.png) [@beowulff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beowulff)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2008, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-accused-of-hiding-crack-cocaine-in-buttocks/436209/11 "2008-02-04T17:48:59Z")
Hey man, you got some crack? Are you kidding? I’ve got it coming out of my ass! ---
**Author:** ![Lightray](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lightray/32/391_2.png) [@Lightray](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lightray)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2008, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-accused-of-hiding-crack-cocaine-in-buttocks/436209/12 "2008-02-04T18:03:49Z")
Heh. He’s being charged with “obstructing and hindering.” Yeah, I’d imagine that 15 bags of crack up the crack would be quite an obstruction. I wonder what his false statement to the police was? “I don’t know how those got there!” maybe? ---
**Author:** ![OtakuLoki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ac8455/32.png) [@OtakuLoki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OtakuLoki)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2008, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-accused-of-hiding-crack-cocaine-in-buttocks/436209/13 "2008-02-04T18:12:15Z")
A suggestion for the Google Ads: Ex-Lax - the constipated mule’s best friend! ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2008, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-accused-of-hiding-crack-cocaine-in-buttocks/436209/14 "2008-02-04T18:30:42Z")
[QUOTE=Lightray] Heh. He’s being charged with “obstructing and hindering.” [/QUOTE] I wonder how they pronounced “Hindering?” ---
**Author:** ![Mindfield](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mindfield/32/19759_2.png) [@Mindfield](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mindfield)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2008, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-accused-of-hiding-crack-cocaine-in-buttocks/436209/15 "2008-02-04T18:35:53Z")
[QUOTE=robardin] So does this get its own street name? “Moon dust”? “Pipeweed”? [/QUOTE] Rump rock. Available in dime bags or econo-size hindquarters. ---
**Author:** ![Kuboydal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ecb155/32.png) [@Kuboydal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kuboydal)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2008, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-accused-of-hiding-crack-cocaine-in-buttocks/436209/16 "2008-02-04T19:10:13Z")
His business was in arrears. ---
**Author:** ![Sanity\_Challenged](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9de053/32.png) [@Sanity\_Challenged](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sanity_Challenged)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2008, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-accused-of-hiding-crack-cocaine-in-buttocks/436209/17 "2008-02-04T19:20:10Z")
Pssssst! Hey man…you wanna get high? Pull my finger! ---
**Author:** ![Rysdad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7cd45c/32.png) [@Rysdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysdad)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2008, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-accused-of-hiding-crack-cocaine-in-buttocks/436209/18 "2008-02-04T20:39:36Z")
[QUOTE=robardin] So does this get its own street name? “Moon dust”? “Pipeweed”? [/QUOTE] Dingledope ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2008, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-accused-of-hiding-crack-cocaine-in-buttocks/436209/19 "2008-02-04T20:49:22Z")
[QUOTE=Lightray] Heh. He’s being charged with “obstructing and hindering.” Yeah, I’d imagine that 15 bags of crack up the crack would be quite an obstruction. I wonder what his false statement to the police was? “I don’t know how those got there!” maybe? [/QUOTE] Actually, it was “honestly, officer, those are not my buttcheeks.” ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2008, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-accused-of-hiding-crack-cocaine-in-buttocks/436209/20 "2008-02-05T01:37:18Z")
So it really IS crack? (Isn’t this actually really common?) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-accused-of-hiding-crack-cocaine-in-buttocks/436209.md?page=2)