# Man Accused of Hitting Woman With Gator

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-accused-of-hitting-woman-with-gator/255629>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [July 17, 2004, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-accused-of-hitting-woman-with-gator/255629 "2004-07-17T22:24:02Z")\
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**Author:** ![harmless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/2acd7d/32.png) [@harmless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmless)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2004, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-accused-of-hitting-woman-with-gator/255629/1 "2004-07-17T22:24:02Z")

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**Beer\_Nipples** , come claim your relatives! 😉

[From Yahoo news:](http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/ap/20040717/ap_on_re_us/brf_gator_weapon&e=1)

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> PORT ORANGE, Fla. - A man hit his girlfriend with a 3-foot alligator and threw beer bottles at her during an argument in the couple’s mobile home, authorities said.
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> David Havenner, 41, was scheduled for a bond hearing Saturday on misdemeanor charges of battery and possession of an alligator.  
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> Havenner’s \*(the girlfriend) version of the story differed. He told investigators that Monico bit his hand because she was upset that they had run out of alcohol.

\*I added for clarification due to snipitation.

Do you need a license to carry a concealed croc? 😛

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**Author:** ![harmless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/2acd7d/32.png) [@harmless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmless)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2004, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-accused-of-hitting-woman-with-gator/255629/2 "2004-07-17T22:26:19Z")

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:smack:  
The girlfriend is Nancy Monico.

I swear I’m going to quit posting on Saturdays! :rolleyes:

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**Author:** ![x-ray\_vision](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/x-ray_vision/32/351_2.png) [@x-ray\_vision](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/x-ray_vision)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2004, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-accused-of-hitting-woman-with-gator/255629/3 "2004-07-17T22:42:43Z")

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You think using an alligator is bad. Check [this](http://www.templeofblackjesus.com/news13.htm) out.

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**Author:** ![Bear\_Nenno](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bear_nenno/32/3358_2.png) [@Bear\_Nenno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bear_Nenno)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2004, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-accused-of-hitting-woman-with-gator/255629/4 "2004-07-17T23:43:38Z")

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Bwa-ha-ha-ha!!

That story is awesome!!!  
The damn family is at it again . . .