# Man Amputates P....

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-amputates-p/267663>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [October 5, 2004, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-amputates-p/267663 "2004-10-05T16:24:56Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 3\
**Page:** 1

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**Author:** ![spingears](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ebca7d/32.png) [@spingears](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/spingears)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2004, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-amputates-p/267663/1 "2004-10-05T16:24:56Z")

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Don’t attack a noisy chicken with a sharp blade!

[Dog Eats Vital Part](http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=573&e=1&u=/nm/penis_dc)

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**Author:** ![Munch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/munch/32/5281_2.png) [@Munch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Munch)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2004, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-amputates-p/267663/2 "2004-10-05T16:33:24Z")

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From page 2:

> **[Man cuts off his penis by mistake.... dog eats it on purpose.](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=279181)**
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> He thought it was a chicken neck. :smack: It is unclear what the dog thought. Oh man, do I love the Internet. This just wouldn’t make my local news.

There’s also a Pit thread on it.

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**Author:** ![AngelicGemma](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/439d5e/32.png) [@AngelicGemma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AngelicGemma)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2004, 9:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-amputates-p/267663/3 "2004-10-06T09:49:31Z")

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4th thread on the subject. And counting…