# Man arrested 8 times for having sex with an inflatable raft.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-arrested-8-times-for-having-sex-with-an-inflatable-raft/690855>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [June 15, 2014, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-arrested-8-times-for-having-sex-with-an-inflatable-raft/690855 "2014-06-15T21:47:58Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 1

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![chiroptera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/df705f/32.png) [@chiroptera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chiroptera)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2014, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-arrested-8-times-for-having-sex-with-an-inflatable-raft/690855/1 "2014-06-15T21:47:58Z")

</div>

> **[Clio News, Weather, Sports, Breaking News](https://midmichigannow.com/)**
>
> WEYI –MidMichigannow provides coverage of breaking news, sports and weather in the Flint – Saginaw area of Michigan, including Lansing, Owosso, Chesaning, St Charles, Bay City, Midland, Akron, Caro, Vassar, Lapeer, Auburn Hills, Fenton and Brighton,...

I guess the charge each time has been public indecency. But wouldn’t this guy benefit more from from ongoing counseling and care (plus it would surely be cheaper in the long run than repeated court processes)? Or _gasp_ just let him keep on humping pool rafts, perhaps under the condition he only do it inside his home, or something like that. After all, he is not harming anyone, except perhaps confusing kids and parents who happen to catch him in the act.

> [@](#):
>
> Tobergta was sentenced to 11 months in jail for a similar sex act in November of 2013. That time a mother and her 8-year-old daughter witnessed the act.
> 
> Tobergta has been charged and convicted with having sex with inflatable rafts multiple times.

I have no clue how easy it is to “cure” a paraphilia but I don’t think it’s a slam-dunk. I’m thinking this guy is mentally unwell, so what is the point in charging and incarcerating him over and over again? The photo of him in that article seems to portray someone…not well-balanced or socially aware. Clearly after this many times, the punishment is having no effect.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![EmilyG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/emilyg/32/364_2.png) [@EmilyG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmilyG)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2014, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-arrested-8-times-for-having-sex-with-an-inflatable-raft/690855/2 "2014-06-15T21:52:33Z")

</div>

He couldn’t afford an inflatable doll?

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2014, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-arrested-8-times-for-having-sex-with-an-inflatable-raft/690855/3 "2014-06-15T21:53:39Z")

</div>

I’m guessing that there’s no actual crime involved in having sex with a rubber raft. Tobergta is presumably getting arrested because he’s performing sexual acts in public.

As for Tobergta’s sexual orientation, I’m going to guess that if he is just into having sex with rubber rafts, he would have long since figured out he should indulge himself in private. So I’m guessing his real sexual proclivity is for having sex in public and the rubber rafts are just incidental props.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2014, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-arrested-8-times-for-having-sex-with-an-inflatable-raft/690855/4 "2014-06-15T21:56:30Z")

</div>

> [@EmilyG](#):
>
> He couldn’t afford an inflatable doll?

No one thinks you’re kinky if you have an inflatable raft.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Shagnasty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9dc877/32.png) [@Shagnasty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shagnasty)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2014, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-arrested-8-times-for-having-sex-with-an-inflatable-raft/690855/5 "2014-06-15T21:56:45Z")

</div>

> [@EmilyG](#):
>
> He couldn’t afford an inflatable doll?

Of course he can afford one, those aren’t nearly as hot as his raft is though. Did you see the curves on those pillows? Don’t ever call him gay. It is a pink raft.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2014, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-arrested-8-times-for-having-sex-with-an-inflatable-raft/690855/6 "2014-06-15T22:17:38Z")

</div>

> [@Little\_Nemo](#):
>
> I’m guessing that there’s no actual crime involved in having sex with a rubber raft. Tobergta is presumably getting arrested because he’s performing sexual acts in public.

ISTR he’s also been stealing some of the props. I know some guy in Ohio was having public sex with stolen inflatables and there can’t be that many of them around, right?

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![johnpost](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f17d59/32.png) [@johnpost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/johnpost)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2014, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-arrested-8-times-for-having-sex-with-an-inflatable-raft/690855/7 "2014-06-15T22:24:41Z")

</div>

he likes blow jobs.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2014, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-arrested-8-times-for-having-sex-with-an-inflatable-raft/690855/8 "2014-06-15T22:41:26Z")

</div>

It’s not the size of the craft, but the motion of the ocean.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Not\_Carlson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/bc79bd/32.png) [@Not\_Carlson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Not_Carlson)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2014, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-arrested-8-times-for-having-sex-with-an-inflatable-raft/690855/9 "2014-06-15T22:43:49Z")

</div>

> [@chiroptera](#):
>
> I guess the charge each time has been public indecency.

And having sex with non-consenting rafts.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2014, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-arrested-8-times-for-having-sex-with-an-inflatable-raft/690855/10 "2014-06-15T22:49:13Z")

</div>

> [@Wile\_E](#):
>
> It’s not the size of the craft, but the motion of the ocean.

Hey, whatever floats your boat. Errr, raft.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2014, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-arrested-8-times-for-having-sex-with-an-inflatable-raft/690855/11 "2014-06-15T23:00:00Z")

</div>

Everyone knows that raft was asking for it. Did you see what it was wearing?

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![wedgehed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8edcca/32.png) [@wedgehed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wedgehed)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2014, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-arrested-8-times-for-having-sex-with-an-inflatable-raft/690855/12 "2014-06-15T23:09:52Z")

</div>

Me gotta go pole the pirogue.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Not\_Carlson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/bc79bd/32.png) [@Not\_Carlson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Not_Carlson)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2014, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-arrested-8-times-for-having-sex-with-an-inflatable-raft/690855/13 "2014-06-15T23:31:55Z")

</div>

Perhaps he just got confused about the concept of using a rubber for safe sex.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![bibliophage](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bibliophage/32/7615_2.png) [@bibliophage](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bibliophage)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2014, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-arrested-8-times-for-having-sex-with-an-inflatable-raft/690855/14 "2014-06-16T01:47:19Z")

</div>

There once was a man from New Guinea,  
Who romanced a beautiful dinghy.  
He stripped bare for his craft,  
But she ketched and she laughed  
At his dinky deflated thingie.

Sorry. Couldn’t think of any good rhymes for Hamilton or Ohio.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Askance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/askance/32/8281_2.png) [@Askance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Askance)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2014, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-arrested-8-times-for-having-sex-with-an-inflatable-raft/690855/15 "2014-06-16T02:04:20Z")

</div>

I think he should go[Li-lo](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Air_mattress) for a while.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2014, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-arrested-8-times-for-having-sex-with-an-inflatable-raft/690855/16 "2014-06-16T02:53:11Z")

</div>

> [@Shagnasty](#):
>
> Of course he can afford one, those aren’t nearly as hot as his raft is though. Did you see the curves on those pillows? Don’t ever call him gay. It is a pink raft.

The rule is it’s only gay if you touch the nozzle.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2014, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-arrested-8-times-for-having-sex-with-an-inflatable-raft/690855/17 "2014-06-16T03:07:54Z")

</div>

Talk about a man going overboard.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Ranger\_Jeff](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ranger_jeff/32/2065_2.png) [@Ranger\_Jeff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ranger_Jeff)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2014, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-arrested-8-times-for-having-sex-with-an-inflatable-raft/690855/18 "2014-06-16T03:25:24Z")

</div>

Was the raft in question of legal age?

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2014, 6:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-arrested-8-times-for-having-sex-with-an-inflatable-raft/690855/19 "2014-06-16T06:49:15Z")

</div>

> [@wedgehed](#):
>
> Me gotta go pole the pirogue.

_Brava_, my friend, _brava_.

You win the internet.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![ataraxy22](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ataraxy22/32/307_2.png) [@ataraxy22](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ataraxy22)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2014, 7:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-arrested-8-times-for-having-sex-with-an-inflatable-raft/690855/20 "2014-06-16T07:00:32Z")

</div>

Did he take a raft in the aft?

[Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-arrested-8-times-for-having-sex-with-an-inflatable-raft/690855.md?page=2)
