# Man arrested 8 times for having sex with an inflatable raft. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 15, 2014, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-arrested-8-times-for-having-sex-with-an-inflatable-raft/690855 "2014-06-15T21:47:58Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2014, 7:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-arrested-8-times-for-having-sex-with-an-inflatable-raft/690855/21 "2014-06-16T07:48:38Z")
Makes you wonder how many times he’s done it and didn’t get caught. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Nylock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/77aa72/32.png) [@Mr.Nylock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Nylock)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2014, 8:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-arrested-8-times-for-having-sex-with-an-inflatable-raft/690855/22 "2014-06-16T08:09:33Z")
If this happens a 9th time, we know the man could have a problem. ---
**Author:** ![BigT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigt/32/12044_2.png) [@BigT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigT)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2014, 8:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-arrested-8-times-for-having-sex-with-an-inflatable-raft/690855/23 "2014-06-16T08:56:05Z")
> [@Guinastasia](#): > > Everyone knows that raft was asking for it. Did you see what it was wearing? No, but I’d bet she was completely _naked_. ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2014, 11:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-arrested-8-times-for-having-sex-with-an-inflatable-raft/690855/24 "2014-06-16T11:53:19Z")
Look at his picture. Something about him just shouts out public indecency. ---
**Author:** ![not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/not_what_you_d_expect/32/3246_2.png) [@not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/not_what_you_d_expect)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2014, 12:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-arrested-8-times-for-having-sex-with-an-inflatable-raft/690855/25 "2014-06-16T12:17:31Z")
It was a pink raft. How cute. ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2014, 12:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-arrested-8-times-for-having-sex-with-an-inflatable-raft/690855/26 "2014-06-16T12:58:54Z")
This would have made for a _very_ different ending in **Captain Phillips**. ---
**Author:** ![BubbaDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bubbadog/32/333_2.png) [@BubbaDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BubbaDog)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2014, 1:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-arrested-8-times-for-having-sex-with-an-inflatable-raft/690855/27 "2014-06-16T13:37:07Z")
> [@kayaker](#): > > Look at his picture. Something about him just shouts out public indecency. What? You don’t see banker or lawyer in that face? ---
**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2014, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-arrested-8-times-for-having-sex-with-an-inflatable-raft/690855/28 "2014-06-16T14:53:49Z")
> [@Robot\_Arm](#): > > Makes you wonder how many times he’s done it and didn’t get caught. OMG!!! You mean… …there was a [Skyhook](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dekJ2Ip7koo) happy ending…? ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2014, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-arrested-8-times-for-having-sex-with-an-inflatable-raft/690855/29 "2014-06-16T15:01:46Z")
> [@BubbaDog](#): > > What? You don’t see banker or lawyer in that face? Banker or lawyer jizz, maybe . . . ---
**Author:** ![Neo-Calredic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/96bed5/32.png) [@Neo-Calredic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Neo-Calredic)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2014, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-arrested-8-times-for-having-sex-with-an-inflatable-raft/690855/30 "2014-06-16T16:46:32Z")
Maybe someday he can branch out to oar-al sex… ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2014, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-arrested-8-times-for-having-sex-with-an-inflatable-raft/690855/31 "2014-06-16T16:52:00Z")
> [@Neo-Calredic](#): > > Maybe someday he can branch out to oar-al sex… _paddles **Neo-Calredic** _ ---
**Author:** ![PunditLisa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/4af34b/32.png) [@PunditLisa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PunditLisa)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2014, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-arrested-8-times-for-having-sex-with-an-inflatable-raft/690855/32 "2014-06-17T00:22:55Z")
Couldn’t nail a blimp, so he preys on defenseless pink rafts. Coward. ---
**Author:** ![Ranger\_Jeff](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ranger_jeff/32/2065_2.png) [@Ranger\_Jeff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ranger_Jeff)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2014, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-arrested-8-times-for-having-sex-with-an-inflatable-raft/690855/33 "2014-06-17T03:17:13Z")
Was it the same raft each time? ---
**Author:** ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2014, 4:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-arrested-8-times-for-having-sex-with-an-inflatable-raft/690855/34 "2014-06-17T04:40:50Z")
> [@Ranger\_Jeff](#): > > Was it the same raft each time? Probably, I doubt a little prick could do much damage. ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2014, 4:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-arrested-8-times-for-having-sex-with-an-inflatable-raft/690855/35 "2014-06-17T04:59:20Z")
What a guy has to settle for when he cannot find the little man in the boat. ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2014, 7:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-arrested-8-times-for-having-sex-with-an-inflatable-raft/690855/36 "2014-06-17T07:47:42Z")
> [@Askance](#): > > I think he should go[Li-lo](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Air_mattress) for a while. _shakes fist_ :mad: 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Locrian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/locrian/32/14146_2.png) [@Locrian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Locrian)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2014, 9:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-arrested-8-times-for-having-sex-with-an-inflatable-raft/690855/37 "2014-06-17T09:24:59Z")
> [@kayaker](#): > > Look at his picture. Something about him just shouts out public indecency. HAHAHAHA! I know! This dude looks like he’d spoon any atypical object. Keep him away from the Easter eggs and Festivus poles! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2014, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-arrested-8-times-for-having-sex-with-an-inflatable-raft/690855/38 "2014-06-17T16:40:38Z")
> [@Ranger\_Jeff](#): > > Was it the same raft each time? [Nope. One time it was even a pumpkin.](http://www.fox19.com/story/15354485/man-arrested-for-having-sex-with-a-pink-blow-up-pool-raft) ---
**Author:** ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2014, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-arrested-8-times-for-having-sex-with-an-inflatable-raft/690855/39 "2014-06-17T19:35:18Z")
> [@Skywatcher](#): > > [Nope. One time it was even a pumpkin.](http://www.fox19.com/story/15354485/man-arrested-for-having-sex-with-a-pink-blow-up-pool-raft) Just one time? So I guess getting caught squashed that idea? ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2014, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-arrested-8-times-for-having-sex-with-an-inflatable-raft/690855/40 "2014-06-17T19:43:45Z")
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