Yes, I think he was unlawfully detained. If 8 big biker type dudes surround you but don’t touch you, you are being “held” against your will. BUt let’s not miss the forest for the trees here. I went back and read the OP’s link and don’t think anyone should miss certain information in the asshole’s—oops, sorry, the ASSHOLE’S—own account of the incident:
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Shortly after arriving we packed** the whole family into my father’s Buick **and headed off to the grocery store to buy some ingredients to make monkeybread. (It’s my little sister’s birthday today and that was her cute/bizare birthday request.)
Next to the grocery store was a Circuit City.
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I closed the door and as my father was just about to pull away the manager, Joe, yelled for us to stop. **Of course I knew what this was about, but I played dumb **and pretended that I didn’t know what the problem was.
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My three siblings sat in the back of the Buick crying their eyes out, which is the only part of today that I regret. I wish my little brother and sisters didn’t have to watch this, but I knew exactly what I was doing and was very careful with my words. Other than putting my family through a little scare I don’t regret anything that happened today.
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So, the asshole, knew there’d probably be a problem, as he seems to have researched this and was “very careful with his words” and knew the law. Yet he chose THAT DAY, a day with his family, his little sister’s birthday, with his three younger siblngs and dad in the car heading back to a birthday party to take his big, brave, stance against THE MAN.
I take back what I said about this guy wearing an asshole T-shirt, or having it tatooed on. It should be CHISLED into his forehead.
He wishes his little brother and sisters didn’t have to watch the whole mess? WOW, only if there possibly been some way for them to not have to have been exposed to that. Well I guess, NOTHING would have avoided that exposure, The tears, the ruined birthday. Nothing at all. Wait…except, maybe…taking five seconds out of your asshole life and OPENING THE FUCKING BAG!
B-b-b-but, he didn’t have to open the bag…the law says…wha, wha, wha… Well, the law of not being an asshole says that if you want to make what you view is a principled stand over some issue the size of a broken paperclip, you do it so YOU are the only one that is inconvenienced.
So, sis. Happy birthday! Sorry about ruining your day, but at least you got something to go with your Monkeybread—a monkey’s asshole for a brother.
I can only imagine my fathers response when I got home after pulling a stunt like that. Hopefully, the education did take place.