# Man breaks masturbation record. Surprise: Japan Dominates **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 4, 2008, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-breaks-masturbation-record-surprise-japan-dominates/451757 "2008-06-04T14:27:33Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Scissorjack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c67d28/32.png) [@Scissorjack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scissorjack)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2008, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-breaks-masturbation-record-surprise-japan-dominates/451757/21 "2008-06-04T23:03:21Z")
He won it singlehandedly. ---
**Author:** ![Madd\_Maxx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Madd\_Maxx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Madd_Maxx)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2008, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-breaks-masturbation-record-surprise-japan-dominates/451757/22 "2008-06-05T00:52:52Z")
[QUOTE=Mr Bus Guy] ETA this: Possibly the best, most appropriate reason for editing ever added to a post. "Last edited by **Madd Maxx** : Today at 12:03 PM. Reason: I have fat fingers " [/QUOTE] Thanks. I think. ---
**Author:** ![Cisco](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ccd318/32.png) [@Cisco](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cisco)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2008, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-breaks-masturbation-record-surprise-japan-dominates/451757/23 "2008-06-05T01:07:04Z")
I dunno if I should even say this on a public forum . . . screw it . . . I do not think that is the world record. ---
**Author:** ![Tristan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tristan/32/18058_2.png) [@Tristan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tristan)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2008, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-breaks-masturbation-record-surprise-japan-dominates/451757/24 "2008-06-05T01:20:08Z")
[QUOTE=Maastricht] I thought the Fleshlight [sup] **TM** [/sup] already had that piece of the market in the West covered? [/QUOTE] The advertised device has some suction to it that the fleshlight lacks. When I get home tonight, I’ll try to find that stupid video. Dang it. ---
**Author:** ![Pithy\_Moniker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8dc957/32.png) [@Pithy\_Moniker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pithy_Moniker)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2008, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-breaks-masturbation-record-surprise-japan-dominates/451757/25 "2008-06-05T01:35:17Z")
I can totally see a radio contest in this. Jerk your Wee for a Wii! ---
**Author:** ![sturmhauke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47c2d/32.png) [@sturmhauke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sturmhauke)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2008, 5:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-breaks-masturbation-record-surprise-japan-dominates/451757/26 "2008-06-05T05:58:52Z")
Those guys went balls out, they weren’t fucking around. ---
**Author:** ![Dijon\_Warlock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a9a28c/32.png) [@Dijon\_Warlock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dijon_Warlock)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2008, 7:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-breaks-masturbation-record-surprise-japan-dominates/451757/27 "2008-06-05T07:22:20Z")
I’d post here, but I’m too busy laughing… …and, well, you know… ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2008, 7:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-breaks-masturbation-record-surprise-japan-dominates/451757/28 "2008-06-05T07:53:36Z")
Whoa! 私は母性交のように自慰行為をしている! (So says Babelfish, anyway.) ---
**Author:** ![si\_blakely](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d9b06d/32.png) [@si\_blakely](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/si_blakely)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2008, 8:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-breaks-masturbation-record-surprise-japan-dominates/451757/29 "2008-06-05T08:27:17Z")
Could we get this registered as an Olympic sport? No. Hmph. \ or was that **for** a strop Si ---
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2008, 8:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-breaks-masturbation-record-surprise-japan-dominates/451757/30 "2008-06-05T08:30:12Z")
I was already to toss off a one liner, but you guys beat me to it. ---
**Author:** ![si\_blakely](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d9b06d/32.png) [@si\_blakely](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/si_blakely)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2008, 8:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-breaks-masturbation-record-surprise-japan-dominates/451757/31 "2008-06-05T08:50:33Z")
I hear that a religious figure has criticized the event. I would say that he should keep out of it, but I really don’t want to bash the bishop. Si ---
**Author:** ![Princhester](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/3e96dc/32.png) [@Princhester](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Princhester)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2008, 9:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-breaks-masturbation-record-surprise-japan-dominates/451757/32 "2008-06-05T09:03:15Z")
Seriously, what do you have to be doing that whole time? Have an erection? Be touching it? Be manipulating it in some way? Any way? I just can’t quite envisage what definitions are involved here. Yeah, I’m a lawyer. Why? ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2008, 9:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-breaks-masturbation-record-surprise-japan-dominates/451757/33 "2008-06-05T09:14:02Z")
[QUOTE=Princhester] Seriously, what do you have to be doing that whole time? Have an erection? Be touching it? Be manipulating it in some way? Any way? I just can’t quite envisage what definitions are involved here. Yeah, I’m a lawyer. Why? [/QUOTE] Depends whether it’s matchplay or strokeplay. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2008, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-breaks-masturbation-record-surprise-japan-dominates/451757/34 "2008-06-05T16:25:56Z")
It was a close contest, but one of them pulled it off. Regards, Shodan ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2008, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-breaks-masturbation-record-surprise-japan-dominates/451757/35 "2008-06-05T16:37:23Z")
And they can have his masturbation trophy when they prise it from his damp, sticky and somewhat tired hand. ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2008, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-breaks-masturbation-record-surprise-japan-dominates/451757/36 "2008-06-05T20:45:54Z")
[QUOTE=Malacandra] Whoa! 私は母性交のように自慰行為をしている! (So says Babelfish, anyway.) [/QUOTE] Masturbating like a motherfuck! (It’s weird and bad Japanese but it’s still funny ^^) ---
**Author:** ![sturmhauke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47c2d/32.png) [@sturmhauke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sturmhauke)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2008, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-breaks-masturbation-record-surprise-japan-dominates/451757/37 "2008-06-05T20:51:57Z")
I’m surprised PETA wasn’t there protesting against the choking of chickens and spanking of monkeys. ---
**Author:** ![Scissorjack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c67d28/32.png) [@Scissorjack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scissorjack)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2008, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-breaks-masturbation-record-surprise-japan-dominates/451757/38 "2008-06-05T21:22:19Z")
He had to beat off a stiff challenge. ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2008, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-breaks-masturbation-record-surprise-japan-dominates/451757/39 "2008-06-05T21:42:03Z")
Huh. I thought Sato wood not last. ---
**Author:** ![lobotomyboy63](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobotomyboy63/32/2900_2.png) [@lobotomyboy63](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lobotomyboy63)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2008, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-breaks-masturbation-record-surprise-japan-dominates/451757/40 "2008-06-05T21:51:30Z")
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