# Man breaks masturbation record. Surprise: Japan Dominates **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 4, 2008, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-breaks-masturbation-record-surprise-japan-dominates/451757 "2008-06-04T14:27:33Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 19\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![TokyoBayer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tokyobayer/32/13989_2.png) [@TokyoBayer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TokyoBayer)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2008, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-breaks-masturbation-record-surprise-japan-dominates/451757/41 "2008-06-06T01:58:06Z")
On the video, they claim that 2.5 million of the devices have been sold. Hard to beat that. ---
**Author:** ![Scissorjack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c67d28/32.png) [@Scissorjack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scissorjack)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2008, 3:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-breaks-masturbation-record-surprise-japan-dominates/451757/42 "2008-06-06T03:42:43Z")
At least it wasn’t an icky tie. ---
**Author:** ![Evil\_Captor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f17d59/32.png) [@Evil\_Captor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Evil_Captor)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2008, 4:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-breaks-masturbation-record-surprise-japan-dominates/451757/43 "2008-06-06T04:17:30Z")
Masturbation contests … what is this world coming to? ---
**Author:** ![Dijon\_Warlock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a9a28c/32.png) [@Dijon\_Warlock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dijon_Warlock)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2008, 5:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-breaks-masturbation-record-surprise-japan-dominates/451757/44 "2008-06-06T05:32:17Z")
[QUOTE=sturmhauke] I’m surprised PETA wasn’t there protesting against the choking of chickens and spanking of monkeys. [/QUOTE] Not to mention the flogging of dolphins. Oh, the _humanity!_ ---
**Author:** ![Illuminatiprimus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/illuminatiprimus/32/11520_2.png) [@Illuminatiprimus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Illuminatiprimus)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2008, 9:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-breaks-masturbation-record-surprise-japan-dominates/451757/45 "2008-06-06T09:25:57Z")
I’ve been to one of these masturbate-a-thons and it was great - I’m annoyed that they haven’t run one since in London. I raised £250 for a good cause for doing something I really enjoyed, no down side. ---
**Author:** ![DMark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@DMark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DMark)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2008, 9:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-breaks-masturbation-record-surprise-japan-dominates/451757/46 "2008-06-06T09:41:47Z")
World record? Cum on now…most 14 year old boys alone for the weekend can beat that. ---
**Author:** ![bbs2k](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e495f1/32.png) [@bbs2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bbs2k)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2008, 9:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-breaks-masturbation-record-surprise-japan-dominates/451757/47 "2008-06-06T09:58:44Z")
[QUOTE=DMark] …most 14 year old boys alone for the weekend can beat that. [/QUOTE] Golden Rule of Masturbation It is impossible to mastrubate more times than your age in one day. (When I was 14 I tried to test this) ---
**Author:** ![Sticks\_and\_Scones](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sticks_and_scones/32/16951_2.png) [@Sticks\_and\_Scones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sticks_and_Scones)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2008, 10:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-breaks-masturbation-record-surprise-japan-dominates/451757/48 "2008-06-06T10:33:59Z")
**beebs** , darling, why oh why do I insist on reading your spoilers? 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2008, 11:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-breaks-masturbation-record-surprise-japan-dominates/451757/49 "2008-06-06T11:48:39Z")
Don’t worry. He’s just yanking your chain. ---
**Author:** ![lobotomyboy63](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobotomyboy63/32/2900_2.png) [@lobotomyboy63](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lobotomyboy63)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2008, 12:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-breaks-masturbation-record-surprise-japan-dominates/451757/50 "2008-06-06T12:01:56Z")
[QUOTE=Hypno-Toad] Don’t worry. He’s just yanking your chain. [/QUOTE] Does it rub you the wrong way? [brief hijack]My brother pointed out some time ago that some fairy tales have sexual connotations. Aladdin, for instance: you rub the lamp until it ejaculates a genie…[/brief hijack] ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2008, 1:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-breaks-masturbation-record-surprise-japan-dominates/451757/51 "2008-06-06T13:40:17Z")
Finally something to watch besides Ninja Warrior. ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2008, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-breaks-masturbation-record-surprise-japan-dominates/451757/52 "2008-06-06T19:07:23Z")
Hey, Ninja Warrior is awesome! (Maybe they can add this to the course). ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2008, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-breaks-masturbation-record-surprise-japan-dominates/451757/53 "2008-06-06T19:19:01Z")
Nah. The whole point of being a ninja is that they never see you coming. ---
**Author:** ![SpectBrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a87d85/32.png) [@SpectBrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SpectBrain)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2008, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-breaks-masturbation-record-surprise-japan-dominates/451757/54 "2008-06-06T19:53:36Z")
So who came (in) second? ---
**Author:** ![percussion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/43a26b/32.png) [@percussion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/percussion)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2008, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-breaks-masturbation-record-surprise-japan-dominates/451757/55 "2008-06-07T03:16:56Z")
[QUOTE=Madd Maxx] Do they have sponsors? Like Astroglide or KY? Do they have fans pulling for them? [/QUOTE] they were too busy rooting at the at the female competition hiyoooo ---
**Author:** ![lobotomyboy63](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobotomyboy63/32/2900_2.png) [@lobotomyboy63](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lobotomyboy63)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2008, 4:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-breaks-masturbation-record-surprise-japan-dominates/451757/56 "2008-06-07T04:34:24Z")
Yeah, nobody mentioned who snatched victory for the women… ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2008, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-breaks-masturbation-record-surprise-japan-dominates/451757/57 "2008-06-12T16:05:49Z")
They didn’t report what the winners girlfriend said after he finished: “Jeez, that’s all?” ---
**Author:** ![Shark\_Sandwich](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f04885/32.png) [@Shark\_Sandwich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shark_Sandwich)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2008, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-breaks-masturbation-record-surprise-japan-dominates/451757/58 "2008-06-12T16:35:30Z")
Fists of Fury, indeed. ---
**Author:** ![Ignatz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/3be4f8/32.png) [@Ignatz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ignatz)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2008, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-breaks-masturbation-record-surprise-japan-dominates/451757/59 "2008-06-15T22:43:42Z")
That’s it for the beata testing, now let’s get the motorized virgin, er, version. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-breaks-masturbation-record-surprise-japan-dominates/451757.md?page=2)