# Man Buns Look Stupid

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-buns-look-stupid/797046>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [September 23, 2017, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-buns-look-stupid/797046 "2017-09-23T14:42:23Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 8\
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**Author:** ![Jophiel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jophiel/32/66_2.png) [@Jophiel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jophiel)\
**Post date:** [September 25, 2017, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-buns-look-stupid/797046/81 "2017-09-25T14:36:42Z")

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> [@dalej42](#):
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> Every time I see a man bun, I always wonder if it will take over or under 30 seconds to hear about him being vegan.

Depends a lot on how deep he his into his current conversation about how he doesn’t even own a television.

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**Author:** ![dirty\_hippie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/57b2e6/32.png) [@dirty\_hippie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dirty_hippie)\
**Post date:** [September 25, 2017, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-buns-look-stupid/797046/82 "2017-09-25T14:46:23Z")

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What about man braids?

I have long silky black hair _twirls head_ _que waterfall sounds and harp being strummed_ and I often double loop my ponytail to make it appear shorter. It’s not a bun but a ponytail that’s been looped again… Hard to explain without seeing it. Can we post pics?

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [September 25, 2017, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-buns-look-stupid/797046/83 "2017-09-25T15:23:26Z")

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Yea…I would like to see that!

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**Author:** ![dirty\_hippie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/57b2e6/32.png) [@dirty\_hippie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dirty_hippie)\
**Post date:** [September 25, 2017, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-buns-look-stupid/797046/84 "2017-09-25T16:56:12Z")

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> [@Beckdawrek](#):
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> Yea…I would like to see that!

Cue _birds chirping and harp being strummed_ _sounds of summer rain_

[https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20170925/6f1694a84371e21e7e64e7f8893219c6.jpg](https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20170925/6f1694a84371e21e7e64e7f8893219c6.jpg)

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [September 25, 2017, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-buns-look-stupid/797046/85 "2017-09-25T17:06:49Z")

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Yep, you must loop that hair…I say go for it! (Now I see doves fluttering to a bright blue sky)

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**Author:** ![GargoyleWB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gargoylewb/32/199_2.png) [@GargoyleWB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GargoyleWB)\
**Post date:** [September 25, 2017, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-buns-look-stupid/797046/86 "2017-09-25T18:38:09Z")

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> [@Wesley\_Clark](#):
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> In 30 years man buns and full beards will be viewed the way we currently view the mullet.

I think we should offer pardon and amnesty to past mullet wearers (myself being one). At the time, it was the standard for Hollywood/Music Industry cool guy fashion. MacGuyver, Rambo, Mick Jagger. Opting out was risking ostracization (go away spellcheck, I insist it’s a word).

My track record for future-state coolness hasn’t been good:

Eight-is-Enough bowl cut  
David Cassidy dual-feather  
MacGuyver mullet  
Corey Haim permed flip-bangs

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**Author:** ![gigi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a587f6/32.png) [@gigi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gigi)\
**Post date:** [September 25, 2017, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-buns-look-stupid/797046/87 "2017-09-25T21:57:15Z")

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> [@actualliberalnotoneofthose](#):
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> Don’t understand what a beard has to do with man buns, but OK. Normal men have been wearing beards my entire lifetime and much longer without any significant break that I can see. They just weren’t a fashion trend. If anything, anything less than a “full” beard is what is considered trendy or dated.

A full beard is now a trend. I am waiting impatiently for it to be over.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [September 25, 2017, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-buns-look-stupid/797046/88 "2017-09-25T22:47:11Z")

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Remember ‘Hair’ the musical. What was that fun romp really about?

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