# Man calls 911 because he's hungry....

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [September 3, 2009, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-calls-911-because-hes-hungry/508801 "2009-09-03T21:49:26Z")\
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**Author:** ![Jackknifed\_Juggernaut](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/9de053/32.png) [@Jackknifed\_Juggernaut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackknifed_Juggernaut)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2009, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-calls-911-because-hes-hungry/508801/1 "2009-09-03T21:49:26Z")

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twice…and they think it’s because he was drunk.

[http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090903/ap\_on\_fe\_st/us\_odd\_hungry\_police\_ride](http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090903/ap_on_fe_st/us_odd_hungry_police_ride)

He looks like he’s more than just drunk. Maybe if his first name was ‘herb’ or his last name was ‘weed’, instead of Dewer, they might have suspected something else.

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**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\
**Post date:** [September 4, 2009, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-calls-911-because-hes-hungry/508801/2 "2009-09-04T14:16:32Z")

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What would you do for a Klondike Bar?