# Man charged with child sex abuse felony for video editing! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [February 18, 2011, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-charged-with-child-sex-abuse-felony-for-video-editing/571854 "2011-02-18T21:18:11Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Wandering\_Hero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/ebca7d/32.png) [@Wandering\_Hero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wandering_Hero)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2011, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-charged-with-child-sex-abuse-felony-for-video-editing/571854/61 "2011-02-21T00:59:16Z")
Yeah… I started a thread not knowing their was one here. Sorry about that. This is utter bs, but I don’t think complaining here will do any good. Is their anywhere online we can protest? ---
**Author:** ![Cartooniverse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cartooniverse/32/3084_2.png) [@Cartooniverse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cartooniverse)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2011, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-charged-with-child-sex-abuse-felony-for-video-editing/571854/62 "2011-02-21T02:46:02Z")
> [@marshmallow](#): > > Adult men shouldn’t do anything with children, for any reason, unless at least 2 adult women, a camera, and a stenographer are in the room at the same time. And even then, it’s probably not a good idea. Oh my **god**!!! I just realized. In the district where my kids grew up and attended school but did not actually attend the school where this man taught there was this man and he taught the 5th grade. These are TEN YEAR OLD children. This was a public school and so many of those TEN YEAR OLDS were girls. Pre-pubescent girls and peri-pubescent girls and pubescent girls. He stood there, ALONE IN A ROOM WITH THE DOOR CLOSED, day after day, month after month. Oh. My. God. Who do I call first? Do I call the government? Who do I call? This man, this awful penis-toting male, he was alone. In a room. With the door closed. With ten year old girls. Castration is too good for him. :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: Cartooniverse ---
**Author:** ![xoferew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/e9a140/32.png) [@xoferew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xoferew)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2011, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-charged-with-child-sex-abuse-felony-for-video-editing/571854/63 "2011-02-21T02:51:29Z")
I fear to ask, but, did the boys in the classroom also have any penises?! I certainly hope they weren’t deployed in any fashion! Those poor girls!! ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2011, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-charged-with-child-sex-abuse-felony-for-video-editing/571854/64 "2011-02-21T03:06:36Z")
They don’t have Show & Tell anymore? ---
**Author:** ![newcomer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/e5b9ba/32.png) [@newcomer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/newcomer)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2011, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-charged-with-child-sex-abuse-felony-for-video-editing/571854/65 "2011-02-21T03:16:30Z")
> [@Mighty\_Girl](#): > > That sounds sad. And disturbing. And most likely made up. It simply makes no sense other than for same poster to keep banging same drum. Anyways, back to the OP. While I’m somewhat dismayed with all the bad press I’m receiving and despite my curiosity at sophistication of the feedback (as in, some posts to be borderline pedo wet dreaming) I’d like to point out how I find it interesting that the performer in question did not choose say, biker bar to perform the stunt. It would be as much, if not even funnier. But he didn’t because he’s smart. Smart people like that will chose those who are unprotected and naive. The easy target. I would love to ask him if he is really into comedy to try the stunt in a biker bar. But then he would quickly find out that anal jokes can hurt. Luckily, he still stands a very good chance of finding out. ---
**Author:** ![Lobohan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobohan/32/79_2.png) [@Lobohan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobohan)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2011, 5:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-charged-with-child-sex-abuse-felony-for-video-editing/571854/66 "2011-02-21T05:52:23Z")
> [@newcomer](#): > > And most likely made up. It simply makes no sense other than for same poster to keep banging same drum. > > Anyways, back to the OP. > > While I’m somewhat dismayed with all the bad press I’m receiving and despite my curiosity at sophistication of the feedback (as in, some posts to be borderline pedo wet dreaming) I’d like to point out how I find it interesting that the performer in question did not choose say, biker bar to perform the stunt. It would be as much, if not even funnier. But he didn’t because he’s smart. Smart people like that will chose those who are unprotected and naive. The easy target. I would love to ask him if he is really into comedy to try the stunt in a biker bar. But then he would quickly find out that anal jokes can hurt. Luckily, he still stands a very good chance of finding out. You are a fucking moron. And you should do your very best never to breed. ---
**Author:** ![Pullet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/edb3f5/32.png) [@Pullet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pullet)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2011, 5:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-charged-with-child-sex-abuse-felony-for-video-editing/571854/67 "2011-02-21T05:52:23Z")
> [@newcomer](#): > > And most likely made up. It simply makes no sense other than for same poster to keep banging same drum. > > Anyways, back to the OP. > > While I’m somewhat dismayed with all the bad press I’m receiving and despite my curiosity at sophistication of the feedback (as in, some posts to be borderline pedo wet dreaming) I’d like to point out how I find it interesting that the performer in question did not choose say, biker bar to perform the stunt. It would be as much, if not even funnier. But he didn’t because he’s smart. Smart people like that will chose those who are unprotected and naive. The easy target. I would love to ask him if he is really into comedy to try the stunt in a biker bar. But then he would quickly find out that anal jokes can hurt. Luckily, he still stands a very good chance of finding out. Oh, I see. You’re an idiot. I’ll just file that information away for later. ---
**Author:** ![Lobohan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobohan/32/79_2.png) [@Lobohan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobohan)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2011, 5:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-charged-with-child-sex-abuse-felony-for-video-editing/571854/68 "2011-02-21T05:53:31Z")
> [@Pullet](#): > > Oh, I see. You’re an idiot. I’ll just file that information away for later. How you doin’? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Pullet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/edb3f5/32.png) [@Pullet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pullet)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2011, 5:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-charged-with-child-sex-abuse-felony-for-video-editing/571854/69 "2011-02-21T05:56:06Z")
> [@Lobohan](#): > > How you doin’? 😃 Simulpost love match! a/s/l? ---
**Author:** ![heathen\_earthling](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/13edae/32.png) [@heathen\_earthling](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/heathen_earthling)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2011, 7:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-charged-with-child-sex-abuse-felony-for-video-editing/571854/70 "2011-02-21T07:28:05Z")
This story makes me wonder to what extent the child actors in _Wonder Showzen_ were aware of the final content of the show. ---
**Author:** ![BigT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigt/32/12044_2.png) [@BigT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigT)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2011, 10:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-charged-with-child-sex-abuse-felony-for-video-editing/571854/71 "2011-02-21T10:16:01Z")
> [@newcomer](#): > > And most likely made up. It simply makes no sense other than for same poster to keep banging same drum. > > Anyways, back to the OP. > > While I’m somewhat dismayed with all the bad press I’m receiving and despite my curiosity at sophistication of the feedback (as in, some posts to be borderline pedo wet dreaming) I’d like to point out how I find it interesting that the performer in question did not choose say, biker bar to perform the stunt. It would be as much, if not even funnier. But he didn’t because he’s smart. Smart people like that will chose those who are unprotected and naive. The easy target. I would love to ask him if he is really into comedy to try the stunt in a biker bar. But then he would quickly find out that anal jokes can hurt. Luckily, he still stands a very good chance of finding out. Students, here is the classic reverse pedo-troll. Unable to get the reaction he wants from calling someone a pedophile, he starts throwing in the homophobic prison rants. ---
**Author:** ![FinnAgain](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/finnagain/32/12500_2.png) [@FinnAgain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FinnAgain)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2011, 12:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-charged-with-child-sex-abuse-felony-for-video-editing/571854/72 "2011-02-21T12:05:00Z")
To be fair, newcomer _does_ suffer from mental retardation. (Although perhaps that’s an error in terms, he actually seems to quite enjoy it) ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2011, 12:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-charged-with-child-sex-abuse-felony-for-video-editing/571854/73 "2011-02-21T12:37:37Z")
> [@Oldeb](#): > > I think at this point adult men aren’t allowed to be around anyone but other adult men lest they rape/molest those nearby. And you can’t leave them by themselves because then they will abuse all the children who aren’t there. Ah ha, tha Taliban solution! ---
**Author:** ![chela](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chela/32/21582_2.png) [@chela](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chela)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2011, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-charged-with-child-sex-abuse-felony-for-video-editing/571854/74 "2011-02-21T13:54:31Z")
In the GR Press this little YOuTube stunt made the front page two days in a row. They made this kid out to me some major pervert, yet on page A2 the reporter decided that we needed to read some of the lyrics, so they included a passage about losing panties and getting a finger in the ass. Though they called it a index finger in the anus, Wo! did I just read that? Like I wouldnt know where to find the lyrics if I actually wanted to read them? But no the PRess has to share that little diddy with us all with no warning. ---
**Author:** ![newcomer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/e5b9ba/32.png) [@newcomer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/newcomer)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2011, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-charged-with-child-sex-abuse-felony-for-video-editing/571854/75 "2011-02-21T14:15:48Z")
Again, I understand this the Pit so you get to loosen up. Which then makes you feel real good. Excellent. Now, raise a hand if you would do same stunt in a biker bar. Yeah, didn’t think so. EOD ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2011, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-charged-with-child-sex-abuse-felony-for-video-editing/571854/76 "2011-02-21T14:17:47Z")
> [@newcomer](#): > > Again, I understand this the Pit so you get to loosen up. Which then makes you feel real good. Excellent. > > Now, raise a hand if you would do same stunt in a biker bar. > > Yeah, didn’t think so. > > EOD But I’d feel free to shake people’s hands in a biker bar. Just sayin’. ---
**Author:** ![Oldeb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ea666f/32.png) [@Oldeb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oldeb)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2011, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-charged-with-child-sex-abuse-felony-for-video-editing/571854/77 "2011-02-21T15:44:03Z")
> [@newcomer](#): > > Again, I understand this the Pit so you get to loosen up. Which then makes you feel real good. Excellent. > > Now, raise a hand if you would do same stunt in a biker bar. > > Yeah, didn’t think so. > > EOD So you feel it _was_ molestation and are saying that if someone is unwilling to sexually abuse people at a biker bar they should also be unwilling to abuse children? 😕 ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2011, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-charged-with-child-sex-abuse-felony-for-video-editing/571854/78 "2011-02-21T16:06:12Z")
> [@newcomer](#): > > Again, I understand this the Pit so you get to loosen up. Which then makes you feel real good. Excellent. > > Now, raise a hand if you would do same stunt in a biker bar. > > Yeah, didn’t think so. Maybe you should open a new thread, or start a blog, to better explore your fantasies of being the “guest of honor” in a biker bar? Frankly, it’s a little creepy to keep steering the conversation there. ---
**Author:** ![Paranoid\_Randroid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/paranoid_randroid/32/18_2.png) [@Paranoid\_Randroid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Paranoid_Randroid)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2011, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-charged-with-child-sex-abuse-felony-for-video-editing/571854/79 "2011-02-21T16:11:59Z")
> [@Hal\_Briston](#): > > Gee, I never knew I was such a fan of kiddie porn. Sorry, just popping in to announce the winner of the “Best Out Of Context Quotation of the Week” award. Congrats, **Hal Briston**! You’ve won a week of police surveillance, a free hard drive sweep, and a lifetime supply of “I hope you never try to run for president”. ---
**Author:** ![TravisFromOR](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cc9497/32.png) [@TravisFromOR](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TravisFromOR)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2011, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-charged-with-child-sex-abuse-felony-for-video-editing/571854/80 "2011-02-21T18:59:56Z")
> [@newcomer](#): > > Again, I understand this the Pit so you get to loosen up. Which then makes you feel real good. Excellent. > > Now, raise a hand if you would do same stunt in a biker bar. > > Yeah, didn’t think so. > > EOD You understand that he didn’t actually sing the song in front of children, right? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-charged-with-child-sex-abuse-felony-for-video-editing/571854.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-charged-with-child-sex-abuse-felony-for-video-editing/571854.md?page=5)