# Man circumcises himself... with nail clippers

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-circumcises-himself-with-nail-clippers/501489>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [June 30, 2009, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-circumcises-himself-with-nail-clippers/501489 "2009-06-30T16:32:10Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 2\
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**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\
**Post date:** [July 2, 2009, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-circumcises-himself-with-nail-clippers/501489/41 "2009-07-02T18:23:52Z")

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> [@Little\_Nemo](#):
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> Plastic butter knife.

_I Can’t Believe I’m Not Eunuch!_

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2009, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-circumcises-himself-with-nail-clippers/501489/42 "2009-07-03T02:20:48Z")

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> [@](#):
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> Please tell me you’re joking.

Nope. Crazy people in the world.

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