# Man crushed to death after falling into tortilla mixing machine **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 24, 2011, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-crushed-to-death-after-falling-into-tortilla-mixing-machine/568807 "2011-01-24T17:30:16Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2011, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-crushed-to-death-after-falling-into-tortilla-mixing-machine/568807/1 "2011-01-24T17:30:16Z")
[Link](http://ondareal.com/2011/01/24/man-crushed-to-death-after-falling-into-tortilla-mixing-machine-in-brooklyn/) I’ve added it to my list of “Ways I do not want to die.” ---
**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2011, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-crushed-to-death-after-falling-into-tortilla-mixing-machine/568807/2 "2011-01-24T17:31:14Z")
Way taco! ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2011, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-crushed-to-death-after-falling-into-tortilla-mixing-machine/568807/3 "2011-01-24T17:53:41Z")
“Police don’t suspect foul play”? Do people randomly go around pushing their co-workers into tortilla machines? Or does someone do this for hire because he “kneads” the dough? ---
**Author:** ![AClockworkMelon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aclockworkmelon/32/10803_2.png) [@AClockworkMelon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AClockworkMelon)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2011, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-crushed-to-death-after-falling-into-tortilla-mixing-machine/568807/4 "2011-01-24T17:59:06Z")
He always said he wanted more dough. ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2011, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-crushed-to-death-after-falling-into-tortilla-mixing-machine/568807/5 "2011-01-24T18:04:11Z")
Chicken, beef or Arturo? ---
**Author:** ![MOIDALIZE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@MOIDALIZE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MOIDALIZE)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2011, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-crushed-to-death-after-falling-into-tortilla-mixing-machine/568807/6 "2011-01-24T18:04:51Z")
> [@jjimm](#): > > Way taco! Reported… > [@cochrane](#): > > “Police don’t suspect foul play”? Do people randomly go around pushing their co-workers into tortilla machines? Or does someone do this for hire because he “kneads” the dough? …Reported… > [@AClockworkMelon](#): > > He always said he wanted more dough. …aaaaaaand Reported. ETA: > [@lieu](#): > > Chicken, beef or Arturo? Oh, you better believe that’s a Reported. ---
**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2011, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-crushed-to-death-after-falling-into-tortilla-mixing-machine/568807/7 "2011-01-24T18:05:42Z")
> [@cochrane](#): > > “Police don’t suspect foul play”? Do people randomly go around pushing their co-workers into tortilla machines? I suspect the well-known Mexican gangster Jimmy Changa. ETA: reported? ---
**Author:** ![AClockworkMelon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aclockworkmelon/32/10803_2.png) [@AClockworkMelon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AClockworkMelon)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2011, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-crushed-to-death-after-falling-into-tortilla-mixing-machine/568807/8 "2011-01-24T18:08:06Z")
God damn it I made the same joke as **coch**. Edit: God damn it he even used “kneads”. I am shamed. ---
**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2011, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-crushed-to-death-after-falling-into-tortilla-mixing-machine/568807/9 "2011-01-24T18:09:06Z")
Could this case perhaps be something to do with drugs? A case o’ dealers. ---
**Author:** ![MOIDALIZE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@MOIDALIZE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MOIDALIZE)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2011, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-crushed-to-death-after-falling-into-tortilla-mixing-machine/568807/10 "2011-01-24T18:09:16Z")
> [@jjimm](#): > > I suspect the well-known Mexican gangster Jimmy Changa. > > ETA: reported? You bet your ass! ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2011, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-crushed-to-death-after-falling-into-tortilla-mixing-machine/568807/11 "2011-01-24T18:10:21Z")
> [@MOIDALIZE](#): > > Reported… > > …Reported… > > …aaaaaaand Reported. > > ETA: > > Oh, you better believe that’s a Reported. **MOIDALIZE** Do not click [here](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=579786). Your head will explode. ---
**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2011, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-crushed-to-death-after-falling-into-tortilla-mixing-machine/568807/12 "2011-01-24T18:10:37Z")
> [@MOIDALIZE](#): > > You bet your ass! I bet my burrito. ---
**Author:** ![MOIDALIZE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@MOIDALIZE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MOIDALIZE)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2011, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-crushed-to-death-after-falling-into-tortilla-mixing-machine/568807/13 "2011-01-24T18:14:24Z")
> [@Annie-Xmas](#): > > **MOIDALIZE** Do not click [here](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=579786). Your head will explode. I just emailed that thread to the police. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2011, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-crushed-to-death-after-falling-into-tortilla-mixing-machine/568807/14 "2011-01-24T18:41:11Z")
> [@Annie-Xmas](#): > > **MOIDALIZE** Do not click [here](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=579786). Your head will explode. Quite an appropriate segue. ---
**Author:** ![Spectre\_of\_Pithecanthropus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spectre_of_pithecanthropus/32/12343_2.png) [@Spectre\_of\_Pithecanthropus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spectre_of_Pithecanthropus)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2011, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-crushed-to-death-after-falling-into-tortilla-mixing-machine/568807/15 "2011-01-24T18:45:14Z")
Even chili they’ll get their comeuppance, but we don’t don the jackboots for horrible puns. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2011, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-crushed-to-death-after-falling-into-tortilla-mixing-machine/568807/16 "2011-01-24T18:45:24Z")
OK, everyone, that’s a wrap. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2011, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-crushed-to-death-after-falling-into-tortilla-mixing-machine/568807/17 "2011-01-24T18:46:52Z")
Are the police calling it an open and shut queso? ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2011, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-crushed-to-death-after-falling-into-tortilla-mixing-machine/568807/18 "2011-01-24T18:57:40Z")
nm. Stupid even for me. ---
**Author:** ![Encinitas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@Encinitas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Encinitas)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2011, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-crushed-to-death-after-falling-into-tortilla-mixing-machine/568807/19 "2011-01-24T19:02:45Z")
> [@silenus](#): > > nm. Stupid even for me. Reported! ---
**Author:** ![Cornelius\_Tuggerson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/13edae/32.png) [@Cornelius\_Tuggerson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cornelius_Tuggerson)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2011, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-crushed-to-death-after-falling-into-tortilla-mixing-machine/568807/20 "2011-01-24T19:03:11Z")
He was one of those people that dive into their work head first. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-crushed-to-death-after-falling-into-tortilla-mixing-machine/568807.md?page=2)