# Man cuts off his penis by mistake.... dog eats it on purpose. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 4, 2004, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-cuts-off-his-penis-by-mistake-dog-eats-it-on-purpose/267555 "2004-10-04T22:51:16Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 11\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2004, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-cuts-off-his-penis-by-mistake-dog-eats-it-on-purpose/267555/1 "2004-10-04T22:51:16Z")
[He thought it was a chicken neck.](http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=573&ncid=757&e=1&u=/nm/20041004/od_nm/penis_dc) :smack: It is unclear what the dog thought. Oh man, do I love the Internet. This just wouldn’t make my local news. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2004, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-cuts-off-his-penis-by-mistake-dog-eats-it-on-purpose/267555/2 "2004-10-04T22:55:13Z")
Pssst! Look [here!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=279126) ---
**Author:** ![Ogre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecb155/32.png) [@Ogre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ogre)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2004, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-cuts-off-his-penis-by-mistake-dog-eats-it-on-purpose/267555/3 "2004-10-04T22:55:25Z")
I do swannee there’s a Pit thread about this very subject (extremely similar thread title too!) ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Niceguy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ce7236/32.png) [@Mr.Niceguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Niceguy)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2004, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-cuts-off-his-penis-by-mistake-dog-eats-it-on-purpose/267555/4 "2004-10-04T22:56:53Z")
There is a thread somewhere else here about this same story. ---
**Author:** ![Ogre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecb155/32.png) [@Ogre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ogre)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2004, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-cuts-off-his-penis-by-mistake-dog-eats-it-on-purpose/267555/5 "2004-10-04T22:57:27Z")
I do swannee I’m as late as an elderly Romanian man who just realized that the dog has eaten his penis. ---
**Author:** ![Broomstick](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/broomstick/32/246_2.png) [@Broomstick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Broomstick)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2004, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-cuts-off-his-penis-by-mistake-dog-eats-it-on-purpose/267555/6 "2004-10-04T23:00:41Z")
You know, I don’t care how dark it is, I just can’t see mistaking one’s privy member for a chicken neck. That’s a heck of an accident, and I have to wonder if alcohol was involved. ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2004, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-cuts-off-his-penis-by-mistake-dog-eats-it-on-purpose/267555/7 "2004-10-05T01:15:26Z")
I looked around in this forum before posting. I didn’t imagine there would be a thread in the Pit. What’s to be pissed about? ---
**Author:** ![Ringo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/779978/32.png) [@Ringo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ringo)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2004, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-cuts-off-his-penis-by-mistake-dog-eats-it-on-purpose/267555/8 "2004-10-05T01:18:16Z")
I mistook mine for an old girlfriend once. It was late. ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2004, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-cuts-off-his-penis-by-mistake-dog-eats-it-on-purpose/267555/9 "2004-10-05T02:12:27Z")
> [@Ringo](#): > > I mistook mine for an old girlfriend once. It was late. I mistook mine for a current girlfriend. It’s a mistake I’ve made thousands of times… go figure. ---
**Author:** ![Ringo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/779978/32.png) [@Ringo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ringo)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2004, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-cuts-off-his-penis-by-mistake-dog-eats-it-on-purpose/267555/10 "2004-10-05T02:23:35Z")
Heh. ---
**Author:** ![Beadalin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@Beadalin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beadalin)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2004, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-cuts-off-his-penis-by-mistake-dog-eats-it-on-purpose/267555/11 "2004-10-05T22:43:56Z")
If only he’d tried to choke the chicken, instead.