# Man dies in meat grinder **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 31, 2005, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-dies-in-meat-grinder/306173 "2005-05-31T02:51:20Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Largo62](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/45deac/32.png) [@Largo62](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Largo62)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2005, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-dies-in-meat-grinder/306173/21 "2005-05-31T16:39:03Z")
**Beefy grinder worker new "Burger King"** ---
**Author:** ![Rufus\_Xavier](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@Rufus\_Xavier](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rufus_Xavier)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2005, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-dies-in-meat-grinder/306173/22 "2005-05-31T18:14:57Z")
Eager Auger Minces Meat Man ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2005, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-dies-in-meat-grinder/306173/23 "2005-05-31T18:41:03Z")
Props to him… even though I’ve got a bone to pick him with. ---
**Author:** ![Cornelius\_Tuggerson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/13edae/32.png) [@Cornelius\_Tuggerson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cornelius_Tuggerson)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2005, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-dies-in-meat-grinder/306173/24 "2005-05-31T19:35:00Z")
This story and the Jackie Chan movie “Rumble in Bronx” are the two reasons why I keep reminding myself - If ever thrown into a woodchipper/meatgrinder make absolutely positively sure to go in head first. ---
**Author:** ![lizardling](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f4b2a3/32.png) [@lizardling](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lizardling)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2005, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-dies-in-meat-grinder/306173/25 "2005-05-31T19:47:33Z")
> [@faldureon](#): > > This story and the Jackie Chan movie “Rumble in Bronx” are the two reasons why I keep reminding myself - If ever thrown into a woodchipper/meatgrinder make absolutely positively sure to go in head first. Fargo. :eek: ---
**Author:** ![DMark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@DMark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DMark)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2005, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-dies-in-meat-grinder/306173/26 "2005-05-31T19:59:56Z")
Nice they are closing the auger “for the day”… “OK everybody, you have the rest of the day off, but starting tomorrow, we’re back to the daily grind.” ---
**Author:** ![Cornelius\_Tuggerson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/13edae/32.png) [@Cornelius\_Tuggerson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cornelius_Tuggerson)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2005, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-dies-in-meat-grinder/306173/27 "2005-05-31T20:42:51Z")
> [@lizardling](#): > > Fargo. :eek: The dude in Fargo was already dead when that happenned, which would be fine by me. If I am dead I want my body to be used for either medicine or science, but if they don’t need it - hey chop it up and use it for fuel, or building material as long as it is put to a good use. Its the whole feeling your feet turn to burger while fully self aware aspect of it that makes me uneasy. ---
**Author:** ![Largo62](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/45deac/32.png) [@Largo62](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Largo62)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2005, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-dies-in-meat-grinder/306173/28 "2005-05-31T22:17:02Z")
I’m wondering if these people have a contract with Wendys. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![RickJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/bb73d2/32.png) [@RickJay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RickJay)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2005, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-dies-in-meat-grinder/306173/29 "2005-05-31T22:23:14Z")
Hmm, he was 36, so he was just getting into music when “Bat out of Hell” was released. So it’s entirely possible that… …they’ll play Meat Loaf at the funeral. ---
**Author:** ![Rodd\_Hill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/3ab097/32.png) [@Rodd\_Hill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rodd_Hill)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2005, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-dies-in-meat-grinder/306173/30 "2005-05-31T22:32:35Z")
What a gristly end. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2005, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-dies-in-meat-grinder/306173/31 "2005-05-31T22:50:31Z")
It’s an interesting case. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2005, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-dies-in-meat-grinder/306173/32 "2005-05-31T22:51:33Z")
Oh, and thanks for providing a link. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2005, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-dies-in-meat-grinder/306173/33 "2005-06-01T01:46:37Z")
I never sausage an accident. ---
**Author:** ![Tuckerfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@Tuckerfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tuckerfan)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2005, 4:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-dies-in-meat-grinder/306173/34 "2005-06-01T04:35:37Z")
I thought that this was going to be a thread about an organ grinder. ---
**Author:** ![David\_Simmons](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9de053/32.png) [@David\_Simmons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/David_Simmons)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2005, 6:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-dies-in-meat-grinder/306173/35 "2005-06-01T06:43:48Z")
Another reason to make sure you cook your hamburger to an internal temperature of at least 160 F. ---
**Author:** ![PunditLisa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/4af34b/32.png) [@PunditLisa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PunditLisa)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2005, 10:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-dies-in-meat-grinder/306173/36 "2005-06-01T10:30:22Z")
That’ll teach the guy to wear his puffy shirt to work. Do you suppose they’ll put up one of those handmade crosses next to the machine? “Here flung the final pieces of John Smith. Poor Bastard.” ---
**Author:** ![Uncommon\_Sense](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Uncommon\_Sense](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uncommon_Sense)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2005, 12:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-dies-in-meat-grinder/306173/37 "2005-06-01T12:25:13Z")
By the way, we’re all going staa-rrrraight to hell. ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2005, 12:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-dies-in-meat-grinder/306173/38 "2005-06-01T12:27:10Z")
> [@Uncommon Sense](#): > > By the way, we’re all going staa-rrrraight to hell. Yes. On a bun. With Sesame Seeds, Cheese, & a lot o ketchup. ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2005, 12:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-dies-in-meat-grinder/306173/39 "2005-06-01T12:53:22Z")
He’s finally reached his Prime. ---
**Author:** ![calm\_kiwi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9fc348/32.png) [@calm\_kiwi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/calm_kiwi)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2005, 12:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-dies-in-meat-grinder/306173/40 "2005-06-01T12:55:29Z")
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